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Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Diversity Day

Vol. 1 · Issue 2Scranton, PA

This is where you'll find every line from the "Diversity Day" episode. From Michael Scott's legendary Chris Rock impression to the forehead card game that went exactly as poorly as expected, all the awkward dialogue is right here. Every word from the full script is laid out so you can revisit the most cringeworthy moments in Dunder Mifflin history.

Scene 01

3 lines
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott

Scene 02

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 03

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 05

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 06

12 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 07

33 lines
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Brown
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Brown
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown

Scene 08

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 09

8 lines
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Kevin Malone
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott

Scene 10

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 11

6 lines
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott

Scene 12

14 lines
Mr. Brown
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Brown
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Brown
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Brown
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott

Scene 13

12 lines
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott
Mr. Brown
Michael Scott

Scene 14

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 15

2 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 16

5 lines
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott

Scene 17

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 18

28 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 19

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 20

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 21

19 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Stanley Hudson
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 23

9 lines
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert

Scene 24

9 lines
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Michael Scott

Scene 25

4 lines
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Scene 26

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 27

7 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 28

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 29

1 line
Jim Halpert