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Diversity Day Vol. 1 · Issue 2 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Michael Scott’s attempt at sensitivity training goes about as well as you’d expect. Every line from the episode is right here, including the "Diversity Tomorrow" tape and that legendary slap from Kelly. It's the full script of the Scranton branch at its most uncomfortable.
Michael Scott Open quote: Oh hey, well, diversity, everybody, let's do it. Oscar works in... here. Jim, could you wrap it up, please? Michael Scott Open quote: How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I'm white and Chris is black? Michael Scott Open quote: All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. Here we go. It's time. Let's do some good. Michael Scott Open quote: Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American Dream right there, right? Michael Scott Open quote: You'll notice I didn't have anybody be an Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just though. "Too soon for Arabs." Maybe next year. Um... You know, the ball's in their court.