Michael Scott

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Season 1

Season 1 of The Office has 6 episodes.

Pilot

Season 1 Episode 1

Diversity Day

Season 1 Episode 2

Health Care

Season 1 Episode 3

The Alliance

Season 1 Episode 4

Basketball

Season 1 Episode 5

Hot Girl

Season 1 Episode 6

Season 2

Season 2 of The Office has 22 episodes.

The Dundies

Season 2 Episode 1

Sexual Harassment

Season 2 Episode 2

Office Olympics

Season 2 Episode 3

The Fire

Season 2 Episode 4

Halloween

Season 2 Episode 5

The Fight

Season 2 Episode 6

The Client

Season 2 Episode 7

Performance Review

Season 2 Episode 8

E-mail Surveillance

Season 2 Episode 9

Christmas Party

Season 2 Episode 10

Booze Cruise

Season 2 Episode 11

The Injury

Season 2 Episode 12

The Secret

Season 2 Episode 13

The Carpet

Season 2 Episode 14

Boys and Girls

Season 2 Episode 15

Valentine's Day

Season 2 Episode 16

Dwight's Speech

Season 2 Episode 17

Take Your Daughter to Work Day

Season 2 Episode 18

Michael's Birthday

Season 2 Episode 19

Drug Testing

Season 2 Episode 20

Conflict Resolution

Season 2 Episode 21

Casino Night

Season 2 Episode 22

Season 3

Season 3 of The Office has 23 episodes.

Gay Witch Hunt

Season 3 Episode 1

The Convention

Season 3 Episode 2

The Coup

Season 3 Episode 3

Grief Counseling

Season 3 Episode 4

Initiation

Season 3 Episode 5

Diwali

Season 3 Episode 6

Branch Closing

Season 3 Episode 7

The Merger

Season 3 Episode 8

The Convict

Season 3 Episode 9

A Benihana Christmas

Season 3 Episode 10

Back From Vacation

Season 3 Episode 11

Traveling Salesmen

Season 3 Episode 12

The Return

Season 3 Episode 13

Ben Franklin

Season 3 Episode 14

Phyllis' Wedding

Season 3 Episode 15

Business School

Season 3 Episode 16

Cocktails

Season 3 Episode 17

The Negotiation

Season 3 Episode 18

Safety Training

Season 3 Episode 19

Product Recall

Season 3 Episode 20

Women's Appreciation

Season 3 Episode 21

Beach Games

Season 3 Episode 22

The Job

Season 3 Episode 23

Season 4

Season 4 of The Office has 14 episodes.

Fun Run

Season 4 Episode 1

Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Season 4 Episode 2

Launch Party

Season 4 Episode 3

Money

Season 4 Episode 4

Local Ad

Season 4 Episode 5

Branch Wars

Season 4 Episode 6

Survivor Man

Season 4 Episode 7

The Deposition

Season 4 Episode 8

Dinner Party

Season 4 Episode 9

Chair Model

Season 4 Episode 10

Night Out

Season 4 Episode 11

Did I Stutter?

Season 4 Episode 12

Job Fair

Season 4 Episode 13

Goodbye Toby

Season 4 Episode 14

Season 5

Season 5 of The Office has 26 episodes.

Weight Loss

Season 5 Episode 1

Business Ethics

Season 5 Episode 2

Baby Shower

Season 5 Episode 3

Crime Aid

Season 5 Episode 4

Employee Transfer

Season 5 Episode 5

Customer Survey

Season 5 Episode 6

Business Trip

Season 5 Episode 7

Frame Toby

Season 5 Episode 8

The Surplus

Season 5 Episode 9

Moroccan Christmas

Season 5 Episode 10

The Duel

Season 5 Episode 11

Prince Family Paper

Season 5 Episode 12

Stress Relief

Season 5 Episode 13

Lecture Circuit 1

Season 5 Episode 14

Lecture Circuit 2

Season 5 Episode 15

Blood Drive

Season 5 Episode 16

Golden Ticket

Season 5 Episode 17

New Boss

Season 5 Episode 18

Two Weeks

Season 5 Episode 19

Dream Team

Season 5 Episode 20

Michael Scott Paper Company

Season 5 Episode 21

Heavy Competition

Season 5 Episode 22

Broke

Season 5 Episode 23

Casual Friday

Season 5 Episode 24

Cafe Disco

Season 5 Episode 25

Company Picnic

Season 5 Episode 26

Season 6

Season 6 of The Office has 24 episodes.

Gossip

Season 6 Episode 1

The Meeting

Season 6 Episode 2

The Promotion

Season 6 Episode 3

Niagara

Season 6 Episode 4

Mafia

Season 6 Episode 5

The Lover

Season 6 Episode 6

Koi Pond

Season 6 Episode 7

Double Date

Season 6 Episode 8

Murder

Season 6 Episode 9

Shareholder Meeting

Season 6 Episode 10

Scott's Tots

Season 6 Episode 11

Secret Santa

Season 6 Episode 12

The Banker

Season 6 Episode 13

Sabre

Season 6 Episode 14

Manager and Salesman

Season 6 Episode 15

The Delivery

Season 6 Episode 16

St. Patrick's Day

Season 6 Episode 17

New Leads

Season 6 Episode 18

Happy Hour

Season 6 Episode 19

Secretary's Day

Season 6 Episode 20

Body Language

Season 6 Episode 21

The Cover-Up

Season 6 Episode 22

The Chump

Season 6 Episode 23

Whistleblower

Season 6 Episode 24

Season 7

Season 7 of The Office has 24 episodes.

Nepotism

Season 7 Episode 1

Counseling

Season 7 Episode 2

Andy's Play

Season 7 Episode 3

Sex Ed

Season 7 Episode 4

The Sting

Season 7 Episode 5

Costume Contest

Season 7 Episode 6

Christening

Season 7 Episode 7

Viewing Party

Season 7 Episode 8

WUPHF.com

Season 7 Episode 9

China

Season 7 Episode 10

Classy Christmas

Season 7 Episode 11

Ultimatum

Season 7 Episode 12

The Seminar

Season 7 Episode 13

The Search

Season 7 Episode 14

PDA

Season 7 Episode 15

Threat Level Midnight

Season 7 Episode 16

Todd Packer

Season 7 Episode 17

Garage Sale

Season 7 Episode 18

Training Day

Season 7 Episode 19

Michael's Last Dundies

Season 7 Episode 20

Goodbye Michael

Season 7 Episode 21

The Inner Circle

Season 7 Episode 22

Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager

Season 7 Episode 23

Search Committee

Season 7 Episode 24

Season 8

Season 8 of The Office has 24 episodes.

The List

Season 8 Episode 1

The Incentive

Season 8 Episode 2

Lotto

Season 8 Episode 3

Garden Party

Season 8 Episode 4

Spooked

Season 8 Episode 5

Doomsday

Season 8 Episode 6

Pam's Replacement

Season 8 Episode 7

Gettysburg

Season 8 Episode 8

Mrs. California

Season 8 Episode 9

Christmas Wishes

Season 8 Episode 10

Trivia

Season 8 Episode 11

Pool Party

Season 8 Episode 12

Jury Duty

Season 8 Episode 13

Special Project

Season 8 Episode 14

Tallahassee

Season 8 Episode 15

After Hours

Season 8 Episode 16

Test the Store

Season 8 Episode 17

Last Day In Florida

Season 8 Episode 18

Get the Girl

Season 8 Episode 19

Welcome Party

Season 8 Episode 20

Angry Andy

Season 8 Episode 21

Fundraiser

Season 8 Episode 22

Turf War

Season 8 Episode 23

Free Family Portrait Studio

Season 8 Episode 24

Season 9

Season 9 of The Office has 23 episodes.

New Guys

Season 9 Episode 1

Roy's Wedding

Season 9 Episode 2

Andy’s Ancestry

Season 9 Episode 3

Work Bus

Season 9 Episode 4

Here Comes Treble

Season 9 Episode 5

The Boat

Season 9 Episode 6

The Whale

Season 9 Episode 7

The Target

Season 9 Episode 8

Dwight Christmas

Season 9 Episode 9

Lice

Season 9 Episode 10

Suit Warehouse

Season 9 Episode 11

Customer Loyalty

Season 9 Episode 12

Junior Salesman

Season 9 Episode 13

Vandalism

Season 9 Episode 14

Couples Discount

Season 9 Episode 15

Moving On

Season 9 Episode 16

The Farm

Season 9 Episode 17

Promos

Season 9 Episode 18

Stairmageddon

Season 9 Episode 19

Paper Airplane

Season 9 Episode 20

Livin' The Dream

Season 9 Episode 21

A.A.R.M.

Season 9 Episode 22

Finale

Season 9 Episode 23

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