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Shareholder Meeting Vol. 6 · Issue 10 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Michael heads to New York thinking he's a hero, but the shareholder meeting is a total disaster. You'll find every line from the episode here, including Michael's disastrous 45-day plan and Recyclops' final form. It's the perfect place to look up that one line where Dwight complains about the line length or Jim finally puts Ryan in a closet.
Michael Scott Open quote: I want it to be better than 'Great', Pam. How 'bout I remain seated... and I just do a little bit of a nod. Sort of a humble thing. (demonstrates) Andy Bernard Open quote: Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? Are you just gonna wave, or what? Michael Scott Open quote: What about Madonna? Or Obama twins? Anybody famous? Alan Open quote: In these uncertain times, Michael has managed to maintain steady profits from his Scranton branch. We all thank you, Michael. (scattered applause) Another bright spot in the Dunder Mifflin landscape, our new waste pulp re-purposing plant in Milford. (applause) Jim Halpert Open quote: Simple data entry, though. So there's really only one way to do it. David Wallace Open quote: No. No. No. No. No. No. Don't call anybody, Michael. Michael Scott Open quote: Well, I'm texting him, so. David Wallace Open quote: Please do not text anybody, now, Michael. Michael Scott Open quote: Well, that was a waste of a text. Let's get down to brass tacks. I think that we might be in trouble. We don't seem to have a plan so I'm thinking I go down there. Maybe rattle off a few jokes. Congressman could follow.