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Shareholder Meeting Vol. 6 · Issue 10 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Here is the spot for every word spoken in "Shareholder Meeting." Michael heads to New York thinking he is a star, only to realize the company is broke and the shareholders are furious. You will find every line from the return of Recyclops to the moment Jim finally sticks Ryan in a closet office.
Michael Scott Open quote: I want it to be better than 'Great', Pam. How 'bout I remain seated... and I just do a little bit of a nod. Sort of a humble thing. (demonstrates) Andy Bernard Open quote: Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? Are you just gonna wave, or what? Michael Scott Open quote: What about Madonna? Or Obama twins? Anybody famous? Alan Open quote: In these uncertain times, Michael has managed to maintain steady profits from his Scranton branch. We all thank you, Michael. (scattered applause) Another bright spot in the Dunder Mifflin landscape, our new waste pulp re-purposing plant in Milford. (applause) Jim Halpert Open quote: Simple data entry, though. So there's really only one way to do it. David Wallace Open quote: No. No. No. No. No. No. Don't call anybody, Michael. Michael Scott Open quote: Well, I'm texting him, so. David Wallace Open quote: Please do not text anybody, now, Michael. Michael Scott Open quote: Well, that was a waste of a text. Let's get down to brass tacks. I think that we might be in trouble. We don't seem to have a plan so I'm thinking I go down there. Maybe rattle off a few jokes. Congressman could follow.