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“He's everything I'm not and everything I am. He's the whole package.”

— Michael

Dream Team (S5E20)

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Season 1

Season 1 of The Office has 6 episodes.

Pilot

Season 1, Episode 1

Diversity Day

Season 1, Episode 2

Health Care

Season 1, Episode 3

The Alliance

Season 1, Episode 4

Basketball

Season 1, Episode 5

Hot Girl

Season 1, Episode 6

Season 2

Season 2 of The Office has 22 episodes.

The Dundies

Season 2, Episode 1

Sexual Harassment

Season 2, Episode 2

Office Olympics

Season 2, Episode 3

The Fire

Season 2, Episode 4

Halloween

Season 2, Episode 5

The Fight

Season 2, Episode 6

The Client

Season 2, Episode 7

Performance Review

Season 2, Episode 8

E-mail Surveillance

Season 2, Episode 9

Christmas Party

Season 2, Episode 10

Booze Cruise

Season 2, Episode 11

The Injury

Season 2, Episode 12

The Secret

Season 2, Episode 13

The Carpet

Season 2, Episode 14

Boys and Girls

Season 2, Episode 15

Valentine's Day

Season 2, Episode 16

Dwight's Speech

Season 2, Episode 17

Take Your Daughter to Work Day

Season 2, Episode 18

Michael's Birthday

Season 2, Episode 19

Drug Testing

Season 2, Episode 20

Conflict Resolution

Season 2, Episode 21

Casino Night

Season 2, Episode 22

Season 3

Season 3 of The Office has 23 episodes.

Gay Witch Hunt

Season 3, Episode 1

The Convention

Season 3, Episode 2

The Coup

Season 3, Episode 3

Grief Counseling

Season 3, Episode 4

Initiation

Season 3, Episode 5

Diwali

Season 3, Episode 6

Branch Closing

Season 3, Episode 7

The Merger

Season 3, Episode 8

The Convict

Season 3, Episode 9

A Benihana Christmas

Season 3, Episode 10

Back From Vacation

Season 3, Episode 11

Traveling Salesmen

Season 3, Episode 12

The Return

Season 3, Episode 13

Ben Franklin

Season 3, Episode 14

Phyllis' Wedding

Season 3, Episode 15

Business School

Season 3, Episode 16

Cocktails

Season 3, Episode 17

The Negotiation

Season 3, Episode 18

Safety Training

Season 3, Episode 19

Product Recall

Season 3, Episode 20

Women's Appreciation

Season 3, Episode 21

Beach Games

Season 3, Episode 22

The Job

Season 3, Episode 23

Season 4

Season 4 of The Office has 14 episodes.

Fun Run

Season 4, Episode 1

Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Season 4, Episode 2

Launch Party

Season 4, Episode 3

Money

Season 4, Episode 4

Local Ad

Season 4, Episode 5

Branch Wars

Season 4, Episode 6

Survivor Man

Season 4, Episode 7

The Deposition

Season 4, Episode 8

Dinner Party

Season 4, Episode 9

Chair Model

Season 4, Episode 10

Night Out

Season 4, Episode 11

Did I Stutter?

Season 4, Episode 12

Job Fair

Season 4, Episode 13

Goodbye Toby

Season 4, Episode 14

Season 5

Season 5 of The Office has 26 episodes.

Weight Loss

Season 5, Episode 1

Business Ethics

Season 5, Episode 2

Baby Shower

Season 5, Episode 3

Crime Aid

Season 5, Episode 4

Employee Transfer

Season 5, Episode 5

Customer Survey

Season 5, Episode 6

Business Trip

Season 5, Episode 7

Frame Toby

Season 5, Episode 8

The Surplus

Season 5, Episode 9

Moroccan Christmas

Season 5, Episode 10

The Duel

Season 5, Episode 11

Prince Family Paper

Season 5, Episode 12

Stress Relief

Season 5, Episode 13

Lecture Circuit 1

Season 5, Episode 14

Lecture Circuit 2

Season 5, Episode 15

Blood Drive

Season 5, Episode 16

Golden Ticket

Season 5, Episode 17

New Boss

Season 5, Episode 18

Two Weeks

Season 5, Episode 19

Dream Team

Season 5, Episode 20

Michael Scott Paper Company

Season 5, Episode 21

Heavy Competition

Season 5, Episode 22

Broke

Season 5, Episode 23

Casual Friday

Season 5, Episode 24

Cafe Disco

Season 5, Episode 25

Company Picnic

Season 5, Episode 26

Season 6

Season 6 of The Office has 24 episodes.

Gossip

Season 6, Episode 1

The Meeting

Season 6, Episode 2

The Promotion

Season 6, Episode 3

Niagara

Season 6, Episode 4

Mafia

Season 6, Episode 5

The Lover

Season 6, Episode 6

Koi Pond

Season 6, Episode 7

Double Date

Season 6, Episode 8

Murder

Season 6, Episode 9

Shareholder Meeting

Season 6, Episode 10

Scott's Tots

Season 6, Episode 11

Secret Santa

Season 6, Episode 12

The Banker

Season 6, Episode 13

Sabre

Season 6, Episode 14

Manager and Salesman

Season 6, Episode 15

The Delivery

Season 6, Episode 16

St. Patrick's Day

Season 6, Episode 17

New Leads

Season 6, Episode 18

Happy Hour

Season 6, Episode 19

Secretary's Day

Season 6, Episode 20

Body Language

Season 6, Episode 21

The Cover-Up

Season 6, Episode 22

The Chump

Season 6, Episode 23

Whistleblower

Season 6, Episode 24

Season 7

Season 7 of The Office has 24 episodes.

Nepotism

Season 7, Episode 1

Counseling

Season 7, Episode 2

Andy's Play

Season 7, Episode 3

Sex Ed

Season 7, Episode 4

The Sting

Season 7, Episode 5

Costume Contest

Season 7, Episode 6

Christening

Season 7, Episode 7

Viewing Party

Season 7, Episode 8

WUPHF.com

Season 7, Episode 9

China

Season 7, Episode 10

Classy Christmas

Season 7, Episode 11

Ultimatum

Season 7, Episode 12

The Seminar

Season 7, Episode 13

The Search

Season 7, Episode 14

PDA

Season 7, Episode 15

Threat Level Midnight

Season 7, Episode 16

Todd Packer

Season 7, Episode 17

Garage Sale

Season 7, Episode 18

Training Day

Season 7, Episode 19

Michael's Last Dundies

Season 7, Episode 20

Goodbye Michael

Season 7, Episode 21

The Inner Circle

Season 7, Episode 22

Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager

Season 7, Episode 23

Search Committee

Season 7, Episode 24

Season 8

Season 8 of The Office has 24 episodes.

The List

Season 8, Episode 1

The Incentive

Season 8, Episode 2

Lotto

Season 8, Episode 3

Garden Party

Season 8, Episode 4

Spooked

Season 8, Episode 5

Doomsday

Season 8, Episode 6

Pam's Replacement

Season 8, Episode 7

Gettysburg

Season 8, Episode 8

Mrs. California

Season 8, Episode 9

Christmas Wishes

Season 8, Episode 10

Trivia

Season 8, Episode 11

Pool Party

Season 8, Episode 12

Jury Duty

Season 8, Episode 13

Special Project

Season 8, Episode 14

Tallahassee

Season 8, Episode 15

After Hours

Season 8, Episode 16

Test the Store

Season 8, Episode 17

Last Day In Florida

Season 8, Episode 18

Get the Girl

Season 8, Episode 19

Welcome Party

Season 8, Episode 20

Angry Andy

Season 8, Episode 21

Fundraiser

Season 8, Episode 22

Turf War

Season 8, Episode 23

Free Family Portrait Studio

Season 8, Episode 24

Season 9

Season 9 of The Office has 23 episodes.

New Guys

Season 9, Episode 1

Roy's Wedding

Season 9, Episode 2

Andy’s Ancestry

Season 9, Episode 3

Work Bus

Season 9, Episode 4

Here Comes Treble

Season 9, Episode 5

The Boat

Season 9, Episode 6

The Whale

Season 9, Episode 7

The Target

Season 9, Episode 8

Dwight Christmas

Season 9, Episode 9

Lice

Season 9, Episode 10

Suit Warehouse

Season 9, Episode 11

Customer Loyalty

Season 9, Episode 12

Junior Salesman

Season 9, Episode 13

Vandalism

Season 9, Episode 14

Couples Discount

Season 9, Episode 15

Moving On

Season 9, Episode 16

The Farm

Season 9, Episode 17

Promos

Season 9, Episode 18

Stairmageddon

Season 9, Episode 19

Paper Airplane

Season 9, Episode 20

Livin' The Dream

Season 9, Episode 21

A.A.R.M.

Season 9, Episode 22

Finale

Season 9, Episode 23

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