Every Line from The Office

Because you guys are my best friends, and I mean that. Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life. And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively. Not literally. Because you guys are so... so important... to me. I love you guys. But don't cross me. But you're the best.

Every line from every episode. Click an episode to browse quotes, or use search to find that one line you can't quite remember.

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Season 1

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Season 2

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Season 3

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Season 4

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Season 5

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Season 6

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Season 7

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Season 8

Part 9

Season 9

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