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“It's performance review day, company-wide. Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds. So, I don't really know what to expect.”
Every line from every episode of The Office. Click on an episode to browse quotes, or use search to find that one line you can't quite remember.
Season 1
Season 1 of The Office has 6 episodes.
Pilot
Season 1, Episode 1
Season 2
Season 2 of The Office has 22 episodes.
The Dundies
Season 2, Episode 1
Season 3
Season 3 of The Office has 23 episodes.
Gay Witch Hunt
Season 3, Episode 1
Season 4
Season 4 of The Office has 14 episodes.
Fun Run
Season 4, Episode 1
Season 5
Season 5 of The Office has 26 episodes.
Weight Loss
Season 5, Episode 1
Season 6
Season 6 of The Office has 24 episodes.
Gossip
Season 6, Episode 1
Season 7
Season 7 of The Office has 24 episodes.
Nepotism
Season 7, Episode 1
Season 8
Season 8 of The Office has 24 episodes.
The List
Season 8, Episode 1
Season 9
Season 9 of The Office has 23 episodes.
New Guys
Season 9, Episode 1
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