Every Line from The Office

I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin thinking about my old pals, my college a cappella group. The weird thing is now, I’m exactly where I wanna be. I got my dream job at Cornell and I’m still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they’re the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them. [pause] Someone should write a song about that.

Andy

Every line from every episode. Click an episode to browse quotes, or use search to find that one line you can't quite remember.

Part 1

Season 1

Part 2

Season 2

Part 3

Season 3

Part 4

Season 4

Part 5

Season 5

Part 6

Season 6

Part 7

Season 7

Part 8

Season 8

Part 9

Season 9

From the Editors

About Best Office Lines

Best Office Lines has every line from every episode of The Office. Search for quotes, browse by episode, or share your favorites as images.

From Michael Scott's cringeworthy wisdom to Dwight's bizarre statements, Jim's witty remarks to Pam's heartwarming lines — it's all here. Settle a debate about who said what, or just share a laugh with fellow fans.