The Office Season 3

Michael accidentally outs Oscar and tries to make it right in the most uncomfortable way possible.

Michael heads to Philadelphia for the convention and tries to win Jim back with a party in room 308. Every line and quote is right here.

Here is the full script for "The Coup," including the famous hug it out moment and Dwight’s attempt to overthrow Michael Scott.

Michael forces the staff to process their feelings after Ed Truck's death, eventually leading to a solemn funeral for a bird.

Dwight takes Ryan on a nightmare sales trip to the beet farm while Michael risks his productivity for a pretzel with "the works."

Michael confuses Diwali for a costume party and makes a massive mistake by proposing to Carol in front of everyone.

Read every line from the episode where Scranton almost shuts down. Michael and Dwight try to save the day while Jim faces a big decision.

Jim returns to Scranton as the branches merge, and Michael tries to unite the new staff with a rap video and a disastrous orientation.

Find the complete script and every hilarious quote from the episode where Michael Scott transforms into Prison Mike.

Michael heads to Benihana to nurse a broken heart while Pam and Karen take on Angela in an all-out Christmas party war.

Michael returns from Sandals Jamaica with a secret travel buddy and an accidental email that puts his relationship with Jan in the spotlight.

The sales team hits the road in pairs, but between Andy's sabotage and Dwight's secret trip to New York, things get messy fast. Every quote and line of dialogue is right here.

Dwight tries his hand at retail while Andy’s "Big Tuna" antics end in a hole in the wall. Read every quote from Oscar's very specific welcome-back party.

Michael hires a Ben Franklin impersonator for Phyllis's bridal shower while the men host their own bachelor party in the warehouse.

Michael tries to hijack Phyllis and Bob's wedding while Dwight hunts for imaginary crashers and Uncle Al goes missing.

Michael gives a legendary guest lecture at Ryan's business school while Dwight and Jim deal with a rogue bat at the office.

Read every single line from the episode where Michael and Jan go public and Pam finally tells Roy the truth about Jim.

Dwight saves Jim from Roy’s attack and Michael attempts a high-stakes negotiation while accidentally wearing a woman’s power suit.

Michael tries to prove office life is dangerous with a dramatic rooftop stunt while the rest of the staff bets on everything.

Michael deals with an obscene watermark crisis while Jim pulls the ultimate identity theft prank on Dwight.

Michael takes the women of Dunder Mifflin to the mall for a day of empowerment while Dwight starts an anti-flashing task force.

Michael hosts a "survivor" style competition at Lake Scranton to find his successor, leading to Pam's legendary fire walk and big confession.

Jim, Karen, and Michael head to NYC to interview for a corporate position while Jan's career at Dunder Mifflin comes to a crashing halt.