Scene 015 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Good morning, Pam.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, welcome back, Andy.Andy BernardOpen quote: Drew. I'm Drew now.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh. Drew. Sorry.Andy BernardOpen quote: Apology not... accepted. Because it wasn't even necessary in the first place. (laughs)
Scene 021 lineAndy BernardOpen quote: Several weeks ago, Andy Bernard had an incident. (cut to shot of Andy punching a hole in the wall) But after five weeks in Anger Management, I'm back. And I've got a new attitude. And a new name. And... a bunch of new techniques for dealing with the grumpies.
Scene 039 linesAndy BernardOpen quote: Mornin' Jim.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey, Andy. How are you, man?Andy BernardOpen quote: Good. Drew.Jim HalpertOpen quote: What's that?Andy BernardOpen quote: Dr--- You can call me Drew.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, I'm not gonna call you that.Andy BernardOpen quote: Cool. I can't control what you do. I can only control what I do.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Andy.Andy BernardOpen quote: Drew. (walks to Dwight) Dwight. How's it goin' man?
Scene 041 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday... for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
Scene 058 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Andy, Dwight says welcome back, and he could use a hug.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Ok, tell him that's not true.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks.Andy BernardOpen quote: You guys...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Ok, no. Jim, tell him that bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him!Jim HalpertOpen quote: (half-heartedly) Andy! Nah, that's too far.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Damn you.
Scene 061 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Today is Safety Training Day. Toby is leading ours upstairs. Yeauck. But, I am giving everyone a little bit of a treat. We are going to listen in on Darryl's presentation to the warehouse. And if I know Darryl, it gonna be zoppity.
Scene 0716 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: Now, this is the forklift. You need--- (Michael rattles it) You need a license to operate this machine. That means the upstairs office workers can't drive it. ... Quiz! Mike.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hmm.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Should you drive the forklift?Michael ScottOpen quote: I can, and I have.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: No! No no no no no! I said should you. You should not drive it. You should not drive the forklift, you understand?LonnyOpen quote: You're not allowed to drive the forklift.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: It's not safe, you don't have a license.Michael ScottOpen quote: Guys, I'm not the only one who's driven the forklift. (points) Pudge has driven the forklift.MadgeOpen quote: Madge.Michael ScottOpen quote: I thought your name was Pudge?MadgeOpen quote: No, it's always been Madge.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Um, her.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Her. Yes, "her" is qualified to work a dangerous machine. You are not. Okay?Michael ScottOpen quote: Ah, fine.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Do you understand that?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeeesh.
Scene 081 lineDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: We do safety training every year, or after an accident. ... We've never made it a full year. This particular time, I was reaching for a supply box on the top shelf, when one office worker, who shall remain nameless, kicked the ladder out from under me and yelled...
Scene 091 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: (barely keeping his composure) "Hey Darryl, how's it hangin'?!" (laughs)
Scene 101 lineDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: And I fell and busted my ankle. I'm legitimately scared for my workers.
Scene 1133 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: The baler can flatten a car engine. It can cut off your arm and crush your entire body without skipping a beat.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah!Andy BernardOpen quote: It's on!Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler?Michael ScottOpen quote: Bail'er? I hardly know her.LonnyOpen quote: Dammit, Michael. Pay attention, man.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Anybody wanna take a guess? Anybody?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Five bucks says it's over 50.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You really wanna bet?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Anybody?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Ever since March Madness ended, I am so bored.GuyOpen quote: How many?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Ok, you're on.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Ten people, Michael. Ten people. Would you like to be one of them?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: (mouths) Damn...Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (in background) You have to be alert, and calm. And always careful...Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, don't worry about it. We'll just got double or nothin'.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: On what?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I don't know, we'll figure somethin' out.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Nice.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: What are you guys talkin' about?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: These are very dangerous machines down here, and the upstairs workers, Michael, should not go anywhere near them.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes, yes. But it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world... if somebody...Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: It would be the worst thing in the world! It would! Very much so.LonnyOpen quote: What the hell is wrong with this man?Michael ScottOpen quote: It's a big red trash compactor!LonnyOpen quote: What are you---Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: It's not a trash compactor! It's a baler!LonnyOpen quote: Don't disrespect the baler!Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, okay! I got it. I got it. ... Only on the rarest of occasions...Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: No do not touch it!Michael ScottOpen quote: ...would I go near---Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: There is no occasion for you to go near this stuff, okay?
Scene 1237 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Toby now has the floor... and he is going to try not to screw this up, like everything else in his life. Let me rephrase that. I believe that you can do safety training and make it sound just as good as Darryl. Here we go!Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Ok, um, one thing that you're gonna want to look out for is carpal tunnel syndrome. It's recommended that you take a ten minute break from typing every hour. For your circulation, you're gonna want to get up out of your chairs and uh, and move around about ten minutes every hour.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes, good. Fine. Like stretching and...Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Um, yeah. You're computer screen can be a big strain on your eyes, so uh, it's also recommended that you step away for about... about ten minutes every hour.Michael ScottOpen quote: Wow, that is... that time really adds up. That's like... a half an hour, every hour?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Take them at the same time.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ok, you know what? You're making it sound kind of lame. So, skip ahead to the really dangerous stuff. Like sometimes computers can explode, can they not?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: No, no. Um, you always want to keep a sweater or cardigan of some sort, in case it gets drafty.Ryan HowardOpen quote: What about a long sleeve T?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Well, that'll work.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Long johns? A shaw?Toby FlendersonOpen quote: You know, anything that warms you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ok, you know what? I think that everybody is going to vomit due to boredom. (to warehouse guys) Sorry, he is very lame. (takes book from Toby) Um, let's see. "Seasonal affective disorder! A depression that includes weight gain, fatigue, irritability, brought on by the low light of winter."Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Thank God we only had a baler to deal with.LonnyOpen quote: Yeah, that dim light is a bitch, ain't it?Michael ScottOpen quote: Ok guys, you know what? I didn't--- I didn't interrupt when you were having your presentation.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Actually, you did.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes. Okay, let's do another one. This is a good one. "A particular concern for office workers is a sedimentary life style, which can contribute---"Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Sedentary.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes. "Which can contribute to heart disease." Heart disease kills more people that balers.LonnyOpen quote: That's called having a fat butt, Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mmmm, no, no, it's... sedentary...LonnyOpen quote: Yeah, yeah. That's, that's fat butt disease. That's what you suffer from?Michael ScottOpen quote: No.LonnyOpen quote: Fat butt disease, Michael?Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds.LonnyOpen quote: Yeah? I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Ryan?LonnyOpen quote: Dude, tell your girl to shut up.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: What?!Ryan HowardOpen quote: Kelly, you insulted the gentleman. Please apologize.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Are you kidding me?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Alright, we outta here.Michael ScottOpen quote: Darryl, I did not walk out in the middle of yours. So, I---LonnyOpen quote: Yeah, but ours was real, Michael.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: That's what I've been trying to tell you, Mike. It's serious down there. We do dangerous stuff, man. This is shenanigans, foolishness, Nerf-ball. You live a sweet, little, Nerf-y life. Sittin' on your biscuit. Never havin' to risk it.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. ... What, Nerf isn't cool anymore?
Scene 131 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Darryl thinks he is such a man because he works in a warehouse. I worked in a warehouse. Men's Warehouse. I was a greeter. I'd like to see Darryl greet people. Probably make 'em feel like wimps. Not me, I... "Hello, I'm Michael. Welcome to Men's Warehouse. We have a special on khaki pants today." ... This is one example.
Scene 1412 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: (Pam is holding a jar of jellybeans) Ten.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Really, ten? That's your guess? You're a professional accountant.Jim HalpertOpen quote: There's like ten green ones.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Forty-two.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm gonna say fifty.Karen FilippelliOpen quote: Fifty-one.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, don't be that person.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: That is lame.Karen FilippelliOpen quote: It's a strategy!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's called being smart.Karen FilippelliOpen quote: Thank you.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Oh, geeze.
Scene 169 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Ten...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Kev's out.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Damn it.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: 47, 48, 49! Jim wins!EveryoneOpen quote: Oooh! (Jim claps)Kevin MaloneOpen quote: That is not fair. He has spent hours up here at reception with you. Hours and hours.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay, okay.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: No, constantly. Like, for years.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 179 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Pam, depression is as scary as a baler, right?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I don't understand the question.Michael ScottOpen quote: Working in an office can lead to depression. Which can lead to suicide. I mean this is really serious stuff.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah...Michael ScottOpen quote: I--- I--- Nobody commits suicide because they work with a baler, and yet those guys are makin' fun of me, calling me a Nerf, that...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's really hard to demonstrate depression. Their safety training had visuals.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah... you are... ah, so right. They had visual aids. And all we had were the facts. You don't go to the science museum and get handed a pamphlet on electricity. You go to the science museum and you put your hand on a metal ball, your hair sticks up straight... and you know science.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: So, you're okay?Michael ScottOpen quote: Indubitably.
Scene 185 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: They use props. They use visual aids, and they just made us look like dopes.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Idiots! God, what are we gonna do!?Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't know, I don't know. Because you know what our killer is? Depression---Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wolves.Michael ScottOpen quote: Nn--- Depression.
Scene 194 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Visual aids.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: A quilt. Depression quilt?Michael ScottOpen quote: No time to sew a quilt. ... I got it. Give me the number for the Giant Big Box Toy Store.
Scene 201 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: You may be asking yourself, "What am I doing on a trampoline?" Well, I thought I'd bounce here for a while, relieve some stress, and then move on with my day. Not! Here's the plan. Dwight, is going to gather all of the office workers and all of the warehouse guys, we're going to have another safety seminar. Only this time, where's Michael? Oh my God! He is on the roof! Now I have got their attention. I... tell them, about the cold hard facts of depression. And then I say, "Hey! You ever seen a suicide?" And I jump. And they freak out. And they get to see... the dangers of depression with their own eyes. Nice side note: They might think "Hey, I should have been nicer to Michael." But that's... not why I'm doing this... Then, I land on the trampoline, take a couple extra bounces for fun. I climb off, walk around the corner... Ta-freakin'-da! (Dwight nods)
Scene 214 linesKelly KapoorOpen quote: So then the next movie moves to the top of the queue. So number five becomes number four, number six becomes number five, (Ryan checks his watch)number three becomes number two, etc, etc. And let's just say that I just sent back Love Actually, which was awesome. (Karen lays money down on the desk next to Ryan) And they sent me Uptown Girls, which is also awesome. But guess what, now I want to see love actually again, (Phyllis throws her money down) but it's at the bottom of the que! Oh no, what do I do!? (Creed throws his money down) What I do, is this. I go online, I go click, click, click. And I change the order of the que, so that I can see Love Actually (Pam throws her money down) as soon as I want to. It's so easy, Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works? (Jim throws his money down)Ryan HowardOpen quote: I guess I forgot. (kisses Kelly, gathers up all the money)Kelly KapoorOpen quote: You're such a ditz.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Ryan, well done. Two minutes, forty-two seconds. Additionally, Pam, you win ten because she said "awesome" 12 times, and Jim, you win five because she mentioned six romantic comedies.
Scene 226 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (on the roof) Okay, let's do this thing! I'll go summon the troops!Michael ScottOpen quote: Maybe we should test it first. Letterman-style. Throw a TV over, or...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: We measured it once...Michael ScottOpen quote: Go buy some watermelons.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Seedless?Michael ScottOpen quote: Just...
Scene 238 linesToby FlendersonOpen quote: (Creed takes a bite of an apple) Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey Creed.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Hey!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Hello. (Jim replaces Creed's apple with a potato)(Creed takes a bite of the potato)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yes!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Here you go. (hands money)Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Nice.
Scene 241 lineKaren FilippelliOpen quote: I don't know this place as well as I thought I did. I'm getting cleaned out.
Scene 2511 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Ready?Michael ScottOpen quote: Let's do it! Drop that sucker.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (drops watermelon, watermelon bounces off trampoline, onto a car, bursts, car alarm sounds)Michael ScottOpen quote: BINGO! WHOA WHOA WHOA! Oh... crap. Deactivate the car alarm. Clean up the mess.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: Find out whose car that is. If it's Stanley's, call the offices of James P. Albini, see if he handles hate crimes.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Got it.Michael ScottOpen quote: Also, take apart the trampoline, stick it in the baler.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: We're not allowed to use the baler.Michael ScottOpen quote: Have Pa--adge do it, or... the sea monster.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'm on it!
Scene 2611 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: I'm temporarily lifting the shun.Andy BernardOpen quote: Thank you.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It means nothing. I need you to do something for me.Andy BernardOpen quote: Anything.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay, calm down. I need you to acquire an inflatable house, and/or castle.Andy BernardOpen quote: You mean a moon bounce.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What do you think? You've got an hour.Andy BernardOpen quote: I'm gonna need... I'm gonna need petty cash.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Shunning resumed.Andy BernardOpen quote: Do you, do you want a drawbridge?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Un-shun. Yeah that sounds good. Re-shun.
Scene 2718 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh yeah, this is much better. Safer. Excellent decision.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes, thank you for seeing that.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: When you land, try and land like an eight year-old. These bouncy castles are not designed for adults.Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't know if I wanna do this.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Do you wanna do another test? I got plenty of watermelons in my trunk!Michael ScottOpen quote: No. No more. The tests are going terrible. If we keep doing it, we're not gonna want to jump. This is about doing, not thinking.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: That's right! Doing! Totally doing! It's rock n' roll!Michael ScottOpen quote: Rock n' roll!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah!Michael ScottOpen quote: That's right! I am not thinking.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (imitating the sound and playing an air guitar) Near near near near near!Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes! Yeah!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (singing) Michael is awesome! Jumpin' off the roof!Michael ScottOpen quote: Woo!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (singing) Bouncin' on the bouncy bounce! Show 'em who's boss!Michael ScottOpen quote: Woo!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (singing) Rip a hole in the suuuuuuun!Michael ScottOpen quote: I am ready to do this! I am ready to make a point! (Dwight continues air guitar)
Scene 2811 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (out of breath) Guys! Listen up! Michael is up on the roof, and acting strange!Andy BernardOpen quote: Whoa! What's the situation?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (hesitates) Un-shun. I think he's suffering from depression. Re-shun.Andy BernardOpen quote: Ok, when's the shunning thing gonna end?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Is it nice outside?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It's gorgeous. Let's go!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Do I need my jacket?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No really, it's, it's very nice. Come on!Ryan HowardOpen quote: Will I be too warm in a long sleeve T?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Everybody's gonna be fine in exactly what they're wearing, let's go! Let's go!
Scene 2916 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (outside) Come on, hurry up you guys!Michael ScottOpen quote: (on the roof) My life! Oh, my life...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (on megaphone) Michael, what's wrong?!Michael ScottOpen quote: Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office, has caused me to go into a depression.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?Michael ScottOpen quote: Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32 thousand people commit suicide every year! According to a 2004 study!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Is that the last year the data was available?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes! My head is in such pain! And turmoil!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Don't do anything rash!Michael ScottOpen quote: Wait, where are the warehouse guys?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I didn't... (Dwight runs up to the side of the building) I didn't think you needed them for this part.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay... that's...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: you said to just...Michael ScottOpen quote: That's the whole point, dummy.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay, I'm on it!Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 313 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: What are the odds that this is in any way real?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'd say like... 10,000 to 1?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Okay, I'd like ten bucks on those odds.
Scene 321 lineKevin MaloneOpen quote: If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.
Scene 336 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Michael's up on the roof and he's acting strange!Michael ScottOpen quote: Oooooh, my life!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Michael! What's wrong?Michael ScottOpen quote: Everything is wrong, Dwight. The stress of my modern office, has made me depressed.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?Michael ScottOpen quote: Dwight, you ignorant slut.
Scene 343 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Well, you know, the first performance was a little off. But I really think they hit their stride, in the second show. Um, might even bring my parents tomorrow, to the matinee.Michael ScottOpen quote: And that is why, I am going to jump off this roof!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, excuse me. It's my... favorite part.
Scene 352 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: This is just offensive.Ryan HowardOpen quote: At least we're outside.
Scene 364 linesCreed BrattonOpen quote: (zipping up his pants) Hey, check it out, there's a... there's a castle over there.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh my God, there is a castle.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, there's nothing to see over there, people! There's nothing to see. ...They found the castle, Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: Damn it.
Scene 373 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh... God. Oh my God, he's gonna jump.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh. He's going to kill himself, pretending to kill himself.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah...
Scene 3824 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Hey uh, Michael. Don't jump on the bouncy castle. You can't do that, because you're going to get horribly, horribly injured.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey Michael! I have a present for you, but you have to come down and get it.Michael ScottOpen quote: What is it?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Come down and... open it and you'll see.Michael ScottOpen quote: Dwight, find out what the present is.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Okay, uh... I don't see anything. She might be bluffing.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Dwight...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Dwight, what are you---Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh... It's uh, a Repliee Q1 Expo female robot, they're only available in Japan.Michael ScottOpen quote: Dwight, you are such a liar. Pam, really, what is it?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Mike, this is the opposite of safety. You jump, you're gonna serious hurt yourself.Michael ScottOpen quote: You told me, that I lead a... cushy, wimpy, Nerf life.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Yeah, but I never said you had nothing to live for.Michael ScottOpen quote: What do I have to live for?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: A lot... of things. Uh, you, uh... What about Jan? Lovely, lovely, lovely Jan, man. It's goin' good, right?Michael ScottOpen quote: It's complicated with Jan. And I don't know where I stand, or what I want. The sex isn't nearly as good as it used to be.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean, it takes courage just to be you. To get out of bed every single day, knowing full well, you gotta be you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Do you really mean that?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I couldn't do it. I--- I ain't that strong. And I ain't that brave.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm braver than you?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Way braver! You Braveheart, man.Michael ScottOpen quote: I Braveheart. I am.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Come down, okay?Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Pam, I'm coming down to get my present.
Scene 391 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: An office... is as safe as the people in it. And sometimes those people can drive you to do crazy things to show the dangers of the office. That's the danger I found myself in today. I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.