Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Diwali

Vol. 3 · Issue 6Scranton, PA

Michael thinks it's a costume party, Ryan gets grilled by Kelly's family, and things get weird with a public proposal. Every line from the episode is listed here, from Dwight's thoughts on monkey brains to Michael's Adam Sandler-style song. It's the best spot to find that specific quote about samosas not being s'mores.

Scene 01

4 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott

Scene 02

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 03

5 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 04

4 lines
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Pam Beesly

Scene 05

6 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute

Scene 06

5 lines
Kevin Malone
Roy Anderson
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Michael Scott

Scene 07

3 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 08

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 09

12 lines
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 10

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 12

2 lines
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert

Scene 13

5 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 14

3 lines
Tony
Karen Filippelli
Tony

Scene 15

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 16

13 lines
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott

Scene 17

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 18

4 lines
Josh
Karen Filippelli
Josh
Karen Filippelli

Scene 19

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 21

3 lines
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone

Scene 22

6 lines
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 23

4 lines
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Server
Angela Martin

Scene 24

5 lines
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott

Scene 25

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 26

7 lines
Ryan Howard
Girls
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard

Scene 27

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 28

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 30

4 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Kelly's Mom
Kelly Kapoor
Kelly's Mom

Scene 31

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli

Scene 32

1 line
Overhead

Scene 33

7 lines
Michael Scott
Kelly's Father
Michael Scott
Kelly's Father
Michael Scott
Kelly's Mom
Michael Scott

Scene 34

2 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 35

9 lines
Carol
Michael Scott
Crowd
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott

Scene 36

9 lines
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott

Scene 37

6 lines
Ryan Howard
Kelly's Mom
Ryan Howard
Kelly's Mom
Ryan Howard
Kelly's Father

Scene 38

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Young Man
Pam Beesly

Scene 39

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly

Scene 40

11 lines
Andy Bernard
Karen Filippelli
Andy Bernard
Andy & Jim
Andy Bernard
Andy & Jim
Karen Filippelli
Andy & Jim
Karen Filippelli
Andy & Jim
Andy Bernard

Scene 41

20 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 42

4 lines
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 43

10 lines
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli

Scene 44

3 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 45

2 lines
Michael Scott
Crowd