Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Gay Witch Hunt

Vol. 3 · Issue 1Scranton, PA

Michael accidentally outs Oscar and tries to make up for it in the most Michael Scott way possible—by making everything incredibly awkward. You'll find every line from the episode right here, from Jim’s new life as "Big Tuna" in Stamford to the infamous conference room kiss. These are all the scripts and quotes you need to see how it all went down.

Scene 01

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 02

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 03

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

4 lines
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson

Scene 05

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Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson

Scene 06

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 07

4 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez

Scene 08

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 09

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 10

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 12

5 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 13

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 14

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 15

2 lines
Josh
Jim Halpert

Scene 16

1 line
Karen Filippelli

Scene 17

9 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 18

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 19

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 20

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 21

2 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 23

5 lines
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson

Scene 24

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 25

1 line
Roy Anderson

Scene 26

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 27

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 28

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 29

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 30

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 31

16 lines
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson

Scene 32

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 33

2 lines
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 34

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 35

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 36

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin

Scene 37

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 38

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 39

2 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez

Scene 40

1 line
Creed Bratton

Scene 41

4 lines
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone

Scene 42

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 43

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Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 44

5 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 45

4 lines
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 46

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 47

2 lines
Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Scene 48

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 49

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 50

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 51

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 52

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 53

2 lines
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute