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Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Product Recall

Vol. 3 · Issue 20Scranton, PA

Dunder Mifflin is in full crisis mode after an obscene watermark hits the shelves, and you can find every single line of the chaos right here. From Jim's legendary "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica" prank to Michael's disastrous apology video, this page has the full script ready for you. See how Creed manages to save his own skin while Andy realizes his new girlfriend hasn't even graduated high school yet.

Scene 01

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

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Jim Halpert

Scene 03

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Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

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Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott

Scene 06

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott

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Creed Bratton

Scene 08

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Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Angela Martin

Scene 09

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Kelly Kapoor

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Angela Martin

Scene 11

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Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

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Michael Scott

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Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

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Creed Bratton

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Creed Bratton

Scene 16

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Kelly Kapoor
Oscar Martinez
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin
Kelly Kapoor
Kevin Malone
Kelly Kapoor
Kevin Malone
Kelly Kapoor
Kevin Malone

Scene 17

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

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Jim Halpert

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 20

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 21

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 23

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Dwight Schrute
Chad Lite
Dwight Schrute
Chad Lite
Dwight Schrute
Chad Lite
Dwight Schrute
Chad Lite
Dwight Schrute
Chad Lite
Dwight Schrute

Scene 24

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Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jamie
Andy Bernard
Jamie
Andy Bernard
Jamie
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 25

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Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 26

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Creed Bratton
Dwight Schrute
Creed Bratton

Scene 27

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Pam Beesly
Barbara

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Michael Scott

Scene 29

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Barbara
Michael Scott
Barbara
Michael Scott
Barbara

Scene 30

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School Official
Jim Halpert

Scene 31

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 32

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School Official
Jim Halpert
School Official
Jim Halpert
School Official
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 33

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Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin

Scene 34

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Michael Scott
Barbara
Michael Scott
Barbara
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

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Dwight Schrute

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Michael Scott
Barbara
Michael Scott
Barbara
Michael Scott
Barbara
Michael Scott
Barbara
Michael Scott
Barbara
Michael Scott
Barbara
Michael Scott
Barbara
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Barbara
Michael Scott
Chad Lite

Scene 37

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Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

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Pam Beesly

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Michael Scott

Scene 40

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 41

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Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez

Scene 42

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Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

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Creed Bratton

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Creed Bratton

Scene 45

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Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 46

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Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Karen Filippelli
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute