Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

A Benihana Christmas

Vol. 3 · Issue 10Scranton, PA

Every line from the legendary Benihana Christmas episode is right here. Between Michael's Photoshop disaster and the rival parties hosted by the 'Committee to Plan Parties,' there is a lot to keep track of. You'll find the full script and all the best quotes, from Dwight's dead goose to the iconic 'bros before hos' lunch.

Scene 01

17 lines
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 03

16 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Creed Bratton
Toby Flenderson
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

19 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 05

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 06

2 lines
Jim Halpert
Creed Bratton

Scene 07

16 lines
Jim Halpert
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott

Scene 08

12 lines
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott

Scene 09

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 10

13 lines
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol

Scene 11

13 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 12

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 13

13 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 14

16 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 15

1 line
Toby Flenderson

Scene 16

14 lines
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Karen Filippelli
Angela Martin
Karen Filippelli
Angela Martin
Karen Filippelli
Meredith Palmer
Angela Martin
Karen Filippelli
Angela Martin
Karen Filippelli
Angela Martin

Scene 17

9 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 18

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 19

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 20

12 lines
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli

Scene 21

2 lines
Toby Flenderson
Kevin Malone

Scene 22

18 lines
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Karen Filippelli
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Karen Filippelli
Kevin Malone
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone

Scene 23

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 24

16 lines
Karen Filippelli
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 25

14 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard

Scene 26

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 27

14 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 28

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

7 lines
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Waitress
Andy Bernard

Scene 30

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 31

7 lines
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance

Scene 32

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 33

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 34

10 lines
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly

Scene 35

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Chef
Dwight Schrute
Chef
Dwight Schrute
Woman at bar

Scene 36

6 lines
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Cindy
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 37

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin

Scene 38

19 lines
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Hannah
Angela Martin
Angela Martin
Meredith Palmer
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli

Scene 39

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 40

2 lines
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone

Scene 41

2 lines
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly

Scene 42

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 43

18 lines
Michael Scott
Man
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Cindy
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 44

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 45

21 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Stanley Hudson
Kelly Kapoor
Meredith Palmer
Karen Filippelli
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli
Ryan Howard
Karen Filippelli
Kelly Kapoor
Darryl Philbin
Everyone
Phyllis Vance
Darryl Philbin
Phyllis Vance
Darryl Philbin
Hannah
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

Scene 46

3 lines
Phyllis Vance
Ryan Howard
Phyllis Vance

Scene 47

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 48

2 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 49

5 lines
Michael Scott
Second Cindy
Michael Scott
Second Cindy
Michael Scott

Scene 50

13 lines
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Second Cindy
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Second Cindy
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 51

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 52

5 lines
Michael Scott
Other waitress
Michael Scott
Other waitress
Michael Scott

Scene 53

2 lines
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert

Scene 54

11 lines
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Karen Filippelli
Dwight Schrute
Karen Filippelli
Dwight Schrute
Karen Filippelli
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 55

2 lines
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly

Scene 56

8 lines
Karen Filippelli
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli
Pam Beesly
Karen Filippelli

Scene 57

5 lines
Andy & Michael
Andy Bernard
Both
Andy Bernard
Both

Scene 58

9 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 59

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 60

5 lines
Michael Scott
Second Cindy
Michael Scott
Second Cindy
Michael Scott

Scene 61

1 line
Creed Bratton

Scene 62

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 63

5 lines
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli

Scene 64

11 lines
Second Cindy
Michael Scott
Second Cindy
Michael Scott
Second Cindy
Michael Scott
Second Cindy
Michael Scott
Second Cindy
Michael Scott
Second Cindy

Scene 65

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 66

14 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 67

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 68

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 69

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 70

4 lines
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 71

8 lines
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 72

1 line
Dwight Schrute