Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

The Coup

Vol. 3 · Issue 3Scranton, PA

Dwight tries to steal Michael's job by meeting Jan at a diner, which is a bold move considering his fake dentist "Crentist" doesn't even exist. Every line from the episode is here, from the Call of Duty showdown in Stamford to Pam’s legendary fashion show at lunch. You can look through the complete script and find all the best quotes from the Scranton crew.

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Michael Scott

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Michael Scott

Scene 03

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

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Pam Beesly

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Michael Scott

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Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott
Kevin Malone

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Jan Levinson

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Dwight Schrute

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Angela Martin

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Jan Levinson

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Michael Scott

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Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson

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Angela Martin

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Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
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Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

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Angela Martin

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Jim Halpert

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Pam Beesly

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Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 23

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli

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Dwight Schrute

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Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
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Jan Levinson
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Jan Levinson
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Jan Levinson
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Jan Levinson
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Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
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Michael Scott
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Michael Scott

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Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
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Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
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Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
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Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson

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Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott

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Phyllis Vance
Kelly Kapoor
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 33

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Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor

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Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli

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Karen Filippelli

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Josh
Andy Bernard
Josh
Andy Bernard

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Josh
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Josh
Jim Halpert
Josh
Andy Bernard
Josh
Andy Bernard
Josh
Andy Bernard
Josh
Andy Bernard

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Dwight Schrute

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Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

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Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
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Pam Beesly

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Phyllis Vance

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Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
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Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 50

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Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert

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Creed Bratton
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