Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

The Return

Vol. 3 · Issue 13Scranton, PA

From Dwight's stint at Staples to Andy's "Rockin' Robin" ringtone driving everyone insane, every line from this episode is right here. You can look through the full script to see exactly how that hole ended up in the wall or revisit Michael’s attempt at a "Mexicanity" party for Oscar. It's all the dialogue you remember, minus the actual headache of Andy’s high-pitched singing.

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

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Jim Halpert

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Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 10

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Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin

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Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard

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Andy Bernard

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Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

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Staples Guy
Dwight Schrute

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Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard

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Michael Scott

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Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

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Dwight Schrute
Lady
Dwight Schrute
Lady

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Andy Bernard

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Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert

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Michael Scott

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Andy Bernard

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Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard

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Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance

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Phyllis Vance

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Paris
Dwight Schrute
Paris
Dwight Schrute
Paris
Dwight Schrute
Paris
Dwight Schrute
Paris

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Paris

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

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Michael Scott
Angela Martin

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

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Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

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Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin

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Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

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Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

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Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Everyone
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

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Creed Bratton
Meredith Palmer
Creed Bratton
Meredith Palmer
Creed Bratton

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Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

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Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

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Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

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Michael Scott

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Andy Bernard
Marcy
Andy Bernard
Marcy
Andy Bernard
Marcy
Andy Bernard