Ben Franklin

From the confusion over prima nocta to the arrival of the sexiest founding father, every line from "Ben Franklin" is right here. You can look through the full script to find your favorite moments, like Dwight explaining how to take off a bra or Michael's weirdly poetic advice from a stripper. It's the best way to catch all the awkwardness between Jim, Pam, and Karen during this Season 3 classic.