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Beach Games Vol. 3 · Issue 22 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Michael Scott takes the crew to Lake Scranton for some mandatory "funtivities" to find his replacement. You'll find every single line from the episode right here, from the sumo wrestling matches to Andy floating away in a giant sumo suit. It's the perfect place to grab those awkward quotes or follow along with Pam’s big honest speech at the end.
Michael Scott Open quote: OK, everybody out. Out. Out. Out. OK. Michael Scott Open quote: OK, everybody have their towels and swim suits? We have about an hour and half. I suggest that you all go potty now and then we will be congregating on the partay bus. Toby Flenderson Open quote: Anybody need sun block? Got SPF 30. Michael Scott Open quote: Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, Toby. We... um... Somebody has to stay here. Michael Scott Open quote: What happens to a company if somebody takes their boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head. Michael Scott Open quote: Everybody, may I have you attention please? Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach. Michael Scott Open quote: Here we are ladies and gentlemen. Everybody ready? Last one down is a rotten egg. (Gets off bus) Watch out for snakes! Michael Scott Open quote: Alright, find a cozy spot. Everybody settle in. (everybody sits down on beach) OK, everybody up! Circle 'round. (motions for circle to form) Let us play some games. We are situated on the northeast corner of scenic Lake Scranton. America's eighth largest indigenous body of water. It is here that a group of Americans will undergo the ultimate challenge. One day, 14 strangers who work together, but only one survivor. Michael Scott Open quote: 13 hot dogs, everybody! Creed Bratton Open quote: (holding a fish with all the meat stripped off) Nobody told me we were going to have hot dogs! Michael Scott Open quote: That is a very, very funny story.