Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Beach Games

Vol. 3 · Issue 22Scranton, PA

Michael is on the hunt for his successor by hosting some mandatory funtivities at the lake. Every line from the episode is listed below, from the hot dog eating contest to Pam’s legendary coal walk. It’s the best way to catch all the "Beach Games" quotes without having to worry about Andy floating away in a sumo suit.

Scene 01

9 lines
Michael Scott
Ughh... Blech.
Dwight Schrute
OK, where does it hurt?
Michael Scott
Just... all over. I don't want to do anything... I'm dying...
Dwight Schrute
No, that's not how it works. You have to point to a specific part of the body.
Michael Scott
Right there. (Michael points to computer screen.)
Dwight Schrute
(reading from screen) "Abdomen. Menses."
Michael Scott
Maybe.
Dwight Schrute
"The uterus contracts after your egg passes through it."
Michael Scott
Not it. I don't have eggs.

Scene 02

1 line
Pam Beesly
About 40 times a year, Michael gets really sick, but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.

Scene 03

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Oh, is it possible you ate food that contained animal waste?
Michael Scott
That's possible.
Pam Beesly
Michael?
Michael Scott
Uh-huh?
Pam Beesly
David Wallace is on line one.
Michael Scott
The CFO? Ohh...
Michael Scott
OK, everybody out. Out. Out. Out. OK.

Scene 04

18 lines
Michael Scott
To what do I owe this great honor, David Wallace?
David Wallace
(on phone) Michael, I am calling---
Michael Scott
And Gromit. (David sighs) Jan? Is Jan there?
David Wallace
Jan is out of town right now.
Michael Scott
Oh, you sigh like Jan. I broke Jan's heart, David, and it was awful. It was... It was never my intention to ruin a life. But you know what? Sometimes...
David Wallace
Michael?
Michael Scott
...you just gots to get your freak on.
David Wallace
Michael?
Michael Scott
Yeah.
David Wallace
Michael?
Michael Scott
Hmmm.
David Wallace
I am calling to see if you can come down and interview for a job we have opening in corporate.
Michael Scott
Really?
David Wallace
Week from today. Bring your first quarter stats and your recommendation for who would take over the Scranton Branch.
Michael Scott
Wow. I wish I had prepared something to say.
David Wallace
That's not necessary.
Michael Scott
May God guide you in your quest.
David Wallace
Yes.

Scene 05

1 line
Michael Scott
OK, everybody have their towels and swim suits? We have about an hour and half. I suggest that you all go potty now and then we will be congregating on the partay bus.

Scene 06

1 line
Meredith Palmer
Oh I'm excited. Today is Beach Day! And Michael is taking the whole office to the beach. So I'm wearing my bathing suit underneath my shirt (lifts up shirt, definitely not wearing anything underneath) Oh, yeah... I packed it in my purse.

Scene 07

3 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?
Oscar Martinez
I don't wear a Speedo, Michael.
Michael Scott
Well, you can't swim in leather pants. (laughs) I'm just yankin' your chain. Not literally.

Scene 08

4 lines
Toby Flenderson
Anybody need sun block? Got SPF 30.
Michael Scott
Oh, you know what? Uh, you're not going.
Toby Flenderson
It's Beach Day...
Michael Scott
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, Toby. We... um... Somebody has to stay here.

Scene 09

1 line
Michael Scott
I want today to be a beautiful memory... that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it... then it'll suck.

Scene 10

7 lines
Toby Flenderson
Hey, want my sun screen?
Pam Beesly
Oh, great. I forgot mine and I'm wearing a two piece.
Toby Flenderson
Uh-huh.
Pam Beesly
Thanks Toby.
Michael Scott
Hey Pam, I have a very important job for you
Pam Beesly
I thought we were just having fun at the beach.
Michael Scott
We are. We are. But, I would like you to take notes. And I want you to find out about people's character. Not their hotness, per se, but their humor, and their charisma, and the indefinable quality that makes you all glad to follow me.

Scene 11

1 line
Michael Scott
What happens to a company if somebody takes their boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.

Scene 12

2 lines
Pam Beesly
You want me to write down people's indefinable qualities?
Michael Scott
I want you to write down everything that people are doing all day. And then type it up, in a way that is helpful. Alright?

Scene 13

1 line
Pam Beesly
I have the most boring job in the office, so... why wouldn't I have the most boring job on beach day?

Scene 14

1 line
Michael Scott
This way to the partay bus.

Scene 15

1 line
Kevin Malone
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.

Scene 16

1 line
Kevin Malone
(singing) (Angela mouthing the words next to him) And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression. Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right." (rest of office joins in at varying times) You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

Scene 17

13 lines
Michael Scott
Everybody, may I have you attention please? Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach.
Stanley Hudson
Oh, sweet mother of God.
Michael Scott
If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus.
Stanley Hudson
Excuse me?
Michael Scott
Or the front of the bus. Or drive the bus. Just, we are all participating in mandatory fun activities. Funtivities! And there is a special secret prize for the winner!
Dwight Schrute
Yes! Funtivities! I knew it wasn't just a trip to the beach.
Michael Scott
Okay, you know what? Your enthusiasm's turning people off.
Dwight Schrute
I hope there will be management parables.
Michael Scott
Well, (whispering) Hey Pam, did you get that down?
Pam Beesly
Like what?
Michael Scott
Like everything I said and everything they did and... Just don't...
Pam Beesly
Well... no, I don't... exactly... what?
Michael Scott
Well write it down before you forget it. That's... You've just been drawing pictures. (sighs) Rrrr. I can't stay mad at you.

Scene 18

1 line
Michael Scott
Here we are ladies and gentlemen. Everybody ready? Last one down is a rotten egg. (Gets off bus) Watch out for snakes!

Scene 19

6 lines
Angela Martin
Everyone put on sunscreen.
Michael Scott
Alright, find a cozy spot. Everybody settle in. (everybody sits down on beach) OK, everybody up! Circle 'round. (motions for circle to form) Let us play some games. We are situated on the northeast corner of scenic Lake Scranton. America's eighth largest indigenous body of water. It is here that a group of Americans will undergo the ultimate challenge. One day, 14 strangers who work together, but only one survivor.
Oscar Martinez
What?
Michael Scott
Just words. Inspiring words. (under breath) Not a contender. (out loud) For the competitions, you will be divided into four tribes. Each tribe will have a leader that I will pick randomly off the top of my head without thinking. Jim, Dwight, Andy and Stanley.
Dwight Schrute
Yes!
Michael Scott
Choose your tribes. Except for Pam. Not Pam.

Scene 20

1 line
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert. Pros: smart, cool, good-looking. Remind you of anybody you know? Cons: not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project, and he will finish the same project in a half an hour. So that should tell you something.

Scene 21

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
I choose Michael!
Michael Scott
I'm not playing.
Dwight Schrute
OK, temp.

Scene 22

1 line
Michael Scott
Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office. He loves the work. He is, however, an idiot.

Scene 23

12 lines
Michael Scott
We are going to choose team names. Dwight?
Dwight Schrute
We will be called Gryffindor.
Jim Halpert
Really? Not Slytherin?
Dwight Schrute
Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
Jim Halpert
I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.
Dwight Schrute
He-who-must-not-be-named? I wouldn't do that.
Jim Halpert
(starts chanting) Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort ...(Kevin and Karen follow) Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort!
Dwight Schrute
OK, seriously. You really shouldn't be saying that.
Michael Scott
Hey, hey, hey. Ok, Ok... Stanley, your team name?
Stanley Hudson
I don't care what you call my team.
Michael Scott
Then I will name your team the Red team.
Stanley Hudson
No (crosses arms), the blue team.

Scene 24

1 line
Michael Scott
I am also considering Stanley because of all the good that black people have done. For America.

Scene 25

2 lines
Andy Bernard
We will be team U.S.A.
Michael Scott
Very good. Pam, please take a note that Andy is patriotic.

Scene 26

1 line
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard. Pros: He's classy. He gets me. He went to Cornell. I trust him. Cons: I don't really trust him.

Scene 27

12 lines
Michael Scott
It is time for the great spoon and egg race. This one is with a little twist.
Stanley Hudson
There's already a twist, you're carrying an egg on a spoon.
Michael Scott
Shh... The person carrying the egg will be blindfolded. Please put on your blindfolds. That person carrying the egg will go down, circle a torch, come back, deposit their egg in the pail. First team back is the winner. Alright. Ready? Set. Go! (contestants start walking)
Oscar Martinez
Come on Phyllis, you can do it. (Phyllis' egg falls off spoon) Ahh...
Stanley Hudson
Thank you so much. (Stanley sits down and pulls out his crossword puzzle)
Andy Bernard
Phyllis is out. Yes! (to Kelly) Follow my voice. Follow my voice. Yeah, keep it moving. Keep it moving. Right this way. Looking good. (Cheers)
Kelly Kapoor
I don't want to hit the big rock!
Andy Bernard
Don't worry. You're not...
Kelly Kapoor
I know I'm near the big rock. I just know it.
Andy Bernard
No where near the big rock.
Kelly Kapoor
(takes off blindfold) I just don't want to get hit by it...
Andy Bernard
What're you doing? No! See, now we're disqualified.

Scene 28

1 line
Andy Bernard
I am okay if I lose every single contest today. Honestly. Because I see these contests as an opportunity for me to demonstrate what a good sport I am. Mallard! (throws a stone)

Scene 29

3 lines
Jim Halpert
(to Karen) Woah, stop, stop, stop. There's a hole. Step over the hole.
Karen Filippelli
Hole?
Jim Halpert
Yup. (Karen takes a big step) Perfect, oooh, just made it. OK, turn left.

Scene 30

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
(to Ryan) Come on! Come on! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!
Ryan Howard
Can you just stop this right now, or I'm not gonna do this anymore.
Dwight Schrute
What are you saying?
Ryan Howard
You have to stop yelling at me or I'm not gonna do the egg race.
Dwight Schrute
OK, I apologize for yelling at you.
Ryan Howard
That's what being a good captain is about. It's about listening to the members of your team.
Dwight Schrute
I am trying to bring team spirit.

Scene 31

2 lines
Jim Halpert
(to Karen) Woah, stop, another hole. Take a big step. (Karen steps into lake) Yes!
Karen Filippelli
(lifts up blindfold) Oh my God! You ass! (chases Jim and throws egg at him) (both laugh)

Scene 32

2 lines
Pam Beesly
There's nothing better than a beautiful day at the beach, filled with sun, surf, and uh... diligent note-taking. (holds up notes)
Michael Scott
(off screen) Pam...you're missing things. (shakes off hand and starts writing in notebook)

Scene 33

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
(at Ryan holding egg in spoon) Let's go! Let's go! Come on! Mush! Mush! Come on you bastard! (Ryan takes off blindfold and throws it to ground along with egg and spoon) What the? Damn it temp!
Andy Bernard
(begins to clap) Great job everyone, that was fantastic. (Michael sighs)

Scene 34

7 lines
Michael Scott
Okay Pam, I have another little project for you.
Pam Beesly
Does it have to do with these shopping bags filled with hot dogs?
Michael Scott
Smart as a whip! Yes! (holds up hot dog packages) These are pre-cooked, so it's not absolutely necessary, but I would appreciate it if you could heat up 800 hot dogs for a little contest I'm going to be having. I would greatly appreciate it.
Pam Beesly
When's the contest?
Michael Scott
Like umm...(looks at watch) ten minutes?
Pam Beesly
How am I supposed to... get...
Michael Scott
Thanks a bunch.

Scene 35

1 line
Michael Scott
A good manager has got to be hungry. Hungry for success.

Scene 36

20 lines
Michael Scott
OK, who's hungry (Kevin starts to put hot dog in mouth) No, no, no. Do not touch the food. Please. Not yet. That is our next event. A hot dog eating contest. (sighs at the table) For those of you who are curious, the world record is 54 and one half hot dogs. Wow! And you know what? I personally have cooked up enough so each and every one of you could break that record. So shoot for the stars, OK? Alright, the team that eats the most hot dogs in ten minutes will be declared the winner. On you mark. Get set.
Kelly Kapoor
Can I have a turkey burger?
Michael Scott
No, I have the only one. I claimed it. Ready?
Oscar Martinez
Turkey is a healthy meat.
Dwight Schrute
It's very good for you. (overlapping talk from all at table)
Michael Scott
Guys, guys, guys. Come on! Pleeeeease... Let's just... OK, it's very important that you all try to eat as many hot dogs as you can. On your mark. Get set. Eat!
Phyllis Vance
Is there any mustard?
Michael Scott
No mustard, no mustard. Just eat it, eat it, Phyllis. Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily.
Michael Scott
Come on, the winner gets a big, big prize.
Meredith Palmer
(eating hot dog) What is it?
Michael Scott
I can't say.
Jim Halpert
You can't say, or you can't pronounce it?
Michael Scott
The winner gets a regional manager's salary for a year, and a Sebring, and the feeling that they are making a difference in the world.
Kelly Kapoor
Can we just take those first two things?
Michael Scott
The winner of today gets my job. Ok? I'm interviewing for a job at corporate. And they're only interviewing a handful of people and I'm the most qualified and I'll probably get it. Alright?
Dwight Schrute
You're leaving?
Michael Scott
I didn't want to tell anyway. I didn't want to cast a pall over our fun beach day. But you know what? I don't know who to recommend because frankly nobody is stepping up.
Andy Bernard
(slams fist onto table) I am so hungry! (starts eating hot dog real fast)
Stanley Hudson
Do you expect me to believe that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?
Michael Scott
(points at Stanley) Word. (Stanley starts eating hot dog) There we go. Let's see it.

Scene 37

1 line
Stanley Hudson
I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!

Scene 38

5 lines
Michael Scott
Four. Three. Two. One. Stop your eating! And the winner is Andy Bernard, with 14 hot dogs!
Kelly Kapoor
Team U.S.A.!
Andy Bernard
One came up.
Michael Scott
13 hot dogs, everybody!
Dwight Schrute
Damn it!

Scene 39

1 line
Creed Bratton
(holding a fish with all the meat stripped off) Nobody told me we were going to have hot dogs!

Scene 40

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Sabotage.
Angela Martin
What? What are you saying? Did you say sandwich?
Dwight Schrute
No. I was saying that before. Not now. Now I am saying sabotage. The ancient Dutch art of screwing up your own team.
Angela Martin
I knew you were saying sabotage. I was giving you an example of it. I will misunderstand everything that Andy says until he goes insane.
Dwight Schrute
If Michael organizes some kind of group hug, stand next to me.

Scene 41

11 lines
Michael Scott
It's very simple. There are only three rules. You must not touch the ground. You must not step outside of the ring. And you must always wear the safety mittens.
Stanley Hudson
Uh, we don't have any safety mittens
Michael Scott
Probably left them in the trunk of my car. It's alright. It's alright. Here we go.
Karen Filippelli
Get 'em big boy!
Michael Scott
Aaaaaand, go!
Karen Filippelli
C'mon, Jim!
Stanley Hudson
(growly noises, Jim looks terrified)
Jim Halpert
What are you doing?
Michael Scott
Nice, Stanley!
Stanley Hudson
(to Jim) Sorry about that. It's all about taking points away from Dwight.
Jim Halpert
Yeah. No. Good.

Scene 42

1 line
Jim Halpert
Oh, my God. I have never seen that look in a man's eyes... ever. I thought that I might die. On beach day.

Scene 43

1 line
Oscar Martinez
If either of these guys are put in charge of the office I will transfer to Albany. Gil can come if he wants. I'm kinda looking for a way out of that relationship anyway. I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see.

Scene 44

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
(Andy and Dwight sumo wrestle) Gaaaaa....
Michael Scott
One. Two. Three.
Dwight Schrute
Yaaaaa! Yaaaaa!
Michael Scott
Excellent!
Dwight Schrute
Gryffindor! Gryffindor!

Scene 45

6 lines
Andy Bernard
I didn't win. But the only reason I didn't win is because I recently learned that it's better to work thing out with words.
Dwight Schrute
That's not why you lost.
Andy Bernard
Yeah it is. I totally could have kicked your butt so bad.
Dwight Schrute
Yeah, right.
Andy Bernard
Yeah, right, c'mon! C'mon! (Dwight and Andy wrestle)
Dwight Schrute
(bouncing off of Andy) Aaaagh! Uggggh! How do you like that?

Scene 46

7 lines
Andy Bernard
(Trying to wet bandana, falls in water) Oh, God! Waaa! Guhh! Wuuuh! Help! Angela! Angela, hey! Oh, thank God! Please tell somebody!
Angela Martin
What, Andy? Andy, what should I tell them?
Andy Bernard
Go tell them I'm floating away, obviously!
Angela Martin
I don't understand what you want from me.
Andy Bernard
Angela, it's pretty simple! Look at what I'm doing and go tell somebody about it!
Angela Martin
Sorry! Bye, Andy!
Andy Bernard
Angela!

Scene 47

5 lines
Michael Scott
I knew that finding a successor would be difficult. I did not know that it would be impossible. Thus far the candidates have been wildly disappointing. Uh, Jim is not taking it seriously. Uh, Stanley is having a stroke. And Andy, where is he? Where the hell is Andy? Where is he, Pam? Do you know? Ah... who's ahead in points?
Pam Beesly
I think they're even. At various times you gave Jim ten points, Dwight a gold star, and Stanley a thumbs up. And I don't really know how to compare those units.
Michael Scott
Check to see if there is a conversion chart in that notebook.
Pam Beesly
I really doubt it, Michael.
Michael Scott
Please just check.

Scene 48

11 lines
Jim Halpert
(on cell phone) Great. Yeah, I'll see you next week. Thank you, and here is Karen Filipelli. Bye.
Karen Filippelli
Hello? Yeah, hi David. Yes, I would like to be considered for the corporate position in well.
Jim Halpert
In well?
Karen Filippelli
As well.
Jim Halpert
How would that work in well? I just want to know.
Karen Filippelli
Yes. uh, huh.
Jim Halpert
Wait a minute.
Karen Filippelli
That would be fine.
Jim Halpert
If this job is in a well, I don't want it.
Karen Filippelli
(whispering) Cut it out!
Jim Halpert
I don't!

Scene 49

3 lines
Michael Scott
What does a great manager need most of all? Courage.
Stanley Hudson
How so? I mean... sure thing, that sounds smart... I can't do this anymore! I'm goin' to sit in the bus.
Michael Scott
Your loss, Stanley. Meanwhile the rest of us will have a super fun time defeating our fear and creating a lasting memory. Walking through FIRE!

Scene 50

16 lines
Michael Scott
Who among you has the guts to replace me? Let him walk across these coals.
Kevin Malone
Are you going to try it?
Angela Martin
I'm not going to talk through the fire after your disgusting feet have gone through.
Kevin Malone
Angela, it is a million degrees.
Pam Beesly
I'm gonna do it. And I fully expect to burn my feet and go to the hospital. That's the right spirit when doing a coal walk, right?
Michael Scott
No. No, not you, Pam. You have to keep score.
Pam Beesly
I'd like to try it.
Michael Scott
Pointless.
Pam Beesly
But I'm not kidding. I really want to do it.
Michael Scott
Blah, blah, blee blup, blup, okay? This is about guts. It takes guts to be a regional manager. Jim, you're up.
Jim Halpert
Nope.
Michael Scott
Ji.. why not? C'mon.
Jim Halpert
Oh, 'cause I don't want my feet to get burned.
Michael Scott
You do not have what it takes to be a regional manager.
Jim Halpert
That's harsh.
Michael Scott
Who's next? Andy? Where's Andy? Andy is never here today.

Scene 51

1 line
Andy Bernard
(lying in water, car lights light up his location) Hello? Who's there? My name is Andrew Bernard, I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin. Hello?

Scene 52

23 lines
Kevin Malone
Why don't you go Michael?
Michael Scott
Because I already did. Remember? I burned my foot on a George Foreman grill.
Jim Halpert
And that is not the same at all. If you're going to ask other people to do it, you should do it yourself.
Michael Scott
Alright. Okay. Alright. Fine. 'kay. (clears throat, breathes noisily) The mind has to wrap around the foot. (exhales) Okay.
Pam Beesly
Do you want us to count to three?
Michael Scott
Yes. Count to three, please.
Group
Three. Two. One.
Michael Scott
Count the other way. Count... no, no, count one, two, three, not three, two, one.
Group
One. Two. Three! Go! Do it! Go, Michael.
Michael Scott
Wait! Am I going on go? Or am I going on three?
Creed Bratton
On the go that's after three.
Michael Scott
Okay.
Group
One, two, three, go!
Dwight Schrute
No! It's okay. I will do this Michael.
Michael Scott
Don't, don't.
Dwight Schrute
(walking on coals) I will walk and stand on these coals until you award me the position of regional manager!
Group
Wow. Go, Dwight. Keep moving.
Dwight Schrute
(standing still, on the coals) GIVE ME THE JOB! GIVE ME THE JOB!
Michael Scott
I'm not going to give it to you.
Dwight Schrute
(falling on his knees, then on all fours) Aaagh, aaagh!
Group
(yelling excitedly for Dwight to get off the coals)
Pam Beesly
Michael, do something!
Dwight Schrute
Aggggh, that stings!

Scene 53

14 lines
Michael Scott
Being the boss is also about image. I've never looked like that. That was gross. I just, I don't see the connection between a firewalk and management. Worst seventy-five bucks I ever spent. You know what, if I had to pick my replacement based on today, it would be Mr. "Outside Hire."
Angela Martin
Or Mrs. "Outside Hire."
Michael Scott
Yeah. Ummm, hmm... True. Look, I don't want to leave this branch that I love to an outside hire therefore we are going to have a one hundred point winner take all sudden death tribal council round. To test the aspect of my job that I think is the most important, something I call the Bob Hope factor.
Kelly Kapoor
Who's Bob Hope?
Michael Scott
God! He's a comedian.
Kelly Kapoor
Oh, like Amanda Bynes.
Michael Scott
Who's Amanda Bynes?
Kelly Kapoor
She's from "What a Girl Wants."
Michael Scott
Oh, I love that movie. Yes, Kelly is right, the person to replace me has to have a great sense of humor and they have to possess the leadership qualities of a Bynes or a Hope. So without further ado, Jim and Dwight show us what you got.
Jim Halpert
Hey, I know what you're looking for, but um, I got to be honest, I really don't think I should be considered as your replacement.
Michael Scott
You are being too modest.
Jim Halpert
Michael, on Thursday I'm going to drive down and interview with David for the open position in New York.
Michael Scott
Hhhh... okay. That is not funny. I am deducting sixty points from Voldemort for false pretenses. Okay, Dwight your turn. Wow us.
Dwight Schrute
The Aristocrats. A man and his wife and his children go into the offices of a talent agency. And the talent agent says, "Describe your act." And the man says something really, really raunchy and the talent representative says, "What do you call yourselves?" And the man says, "The Aristocrats!"

Scene 54

1 line
Pam Beesly
(breathes deeply and runs across coals) Oooh, uh hah, ooh! Wha-hoo! Ahhhh...

Scene 55

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
(finishes story) I mean truly repulsive acts.
Michael Scott
That is a very, very funny story.
Pam Beesly
(runs over after walking over fire coals) Hey! I want to say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it! Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss? Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. (turns and looks directly at Jim) Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us, and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford, and I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy. And there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's... fine. It's... whatever. That's not what... I'm not... Okay, my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you, Jim... and to everyone else in this circle I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay, I am going to go walk in the water now. Yeah. It's a good day.
Michael Scott
Pam, that was amazing. But I am still looking for someone with a sales background.

Scene 56

3 lines
Group
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones. They're a modern stone-age family. Ba-ba-da-da-da. From the town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of history. Ba-da-da-da-da. (overlapping singing of the wrong verses) When you're with the Flintstones, have a yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time, we'll have a gay old time!
Michael Scott
WWWWIIIILLLLMMMMAAAA!
Andy Bernard
Nice!