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The Job Vol. 3 · Issue 23 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Michael heads to New York for a corporate interview while Dwight takes over Scranton and introduces the world to Schrute Bucks. You'll find every single line from the script right here, from Jan's chaotic exit to the moment Jim finally asks Pam on a date. It’s the perfect way to catch every joke from this hour-long season finale.
Creed Bratton Open quote: I remember. I blogged the whole thing. Ryan Howard Open quote: Last year Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet it's... pretty shocking. Dwight Schrute Open quote: What is the capital of Maine? Andy Bernard Open quote: The capital of Maine is Montpelier, Vermont, which is near Ithaca, New York, where I went to Cornell. Andy Bernard Open quote: Should not be a problem. I minored in history in the Ivy League school which I attended. Michael Scott Open quote: Hey, everybody. The next time you see me, I'll be working for corporate. Starting tomorrow, Dwight Schrute will be running the branch. So without further ado, (clicks on small tape player) I would like to start saying my goodbyes (Song: Thank You, by Natalie Merchant plays in background) Okay. Goodnight, and good luck. Andy Bernard Open quote: Class is canceled, everybody out! Michael Scott Open quote: Good, I'm glad we're on the same page. I have a lot of ideas for new directions. Michael Scott Open quote: Good. Very good. I'm glad we are finally on the same page. Still have my job in Scranton, though. Michael Scott Open quote: Everybody, may I have your attention please? It is with great honor and privilege that I announce to you that I have officially withdrawn my name for consideration from the corporate job. I know, I know, I know. "Michael, what are you thinking? You were a shoe in." Well, got down there. I nailed the interview. And the strangest thing happened. Why is my office black? Ryan Howard Open quote: (still smiling) Nobody. You and I are done. 