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The Job Vol. 3 · Issue 23 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Every line from the season 3 finale is right here, from Michael's chaotic NYC interview to Jim finally asking Pam out on a date. You'll find the full script and quotes covering Dwight’s short-lived reign as manager and his invention of Schrute Bucks. See exactly how the Scranton crew handled the corporate shake-up that somehow landed Ryan the big promotion.
Creed Bratton Open quote: I remember. I blogged the whole thing. Ryan Howard Open quote: Last year Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet it's... pretty shocking. Dwight Schrute Open quote: What is the capital of Maine? Andy Bernard Open quote: The capital of Maine is Montpelier, Vermont, which is near Ithaca, New York, where I went to Cornell. Andy Bernard Open quote: Should not be a problem. I minored in history in the Ivy League school which I attended. Michael Scott Open quote: Hey, everybody. The next time you see me, I'll be working for corporate. Starting tomorrow, Dwight Schrute will be running the branch. So without further ado, (clicks on small tape player) I would like to start saying my goodbyes (Song: Thank You, by Natalie Merchant plays in background) Okay. Goodnight, and good luck. Andy Bernard Open quote: Class is canceled, everybody out! Michael Scott Open quote: Good, I'm glad we're on the same page. I have a lot of ideas for new directions. Michael Scott Open quote: Good. Very good. I'm glad we are finally on the same page. Still have my job in Scranton, though. Michael Scott Open quote: Everybody, may I have your attention please? It is with great honor and privilege that I announce to you that I have officially withdrawn my name for consideration from the corporate job. I know, I know, I know. "Michael, what are you thinking? You were a shoe in." Well, got down there. I nailed the interview. And the strangest thing happened. Why is my office black? Ryan Howard Open quote: (still smiling) Nobody. You and I are done. 