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Traveling Salesmen Vol. 3 · Issue 12 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Here's every line from "Traveling Salesmen," where the sales team pairs up for their own version of the Amazing Race. You'll find the full script and all the best quotes, from Michael's computer friend Harvey to the moment Dwight chooses his secret romance over his job. It's the perfect place to see how Andy tries to 'Schrute' things up for everyone.
Michael Scott Open quote: You can't pass. You've got to pick somebody. Michael Scott Open quote: Long story. All right everybody, circle up. Here we go. You know what this is? This is the "Amazing Race." (To Ryan and Stanley) And you guys are the retired marines. (To Phyllis and Karen) And you guys are the mother and daughter. (To Dwight and Jim) And you guys are the gay couple. And we are the firefighter heroes. Are we ready to go? Michael Scott Open quote: Ugh... that is a long story. Um, couple of months ago, Dwight tried to go behind my back with Jan and get my job and I am now having him do my laundry as punishment. Andy Bernard Open quote: Wow, that is a long story, but quite well told, Michael. I find it very interesting. Especially about the part Dwight going behind your back and basically, like, being a terrible person. You know if you want your laundry done right? I used to work at Abercrombie. So, pretty good folder. 