The Office Season 2

Michael Scott hosts the Dundies at Chili's while an intoxicated Pam gives the speech of a lifetime and Ryan wins "Hottest in the Office."

Michael Scott tries to protect the office's 'culture' when HR brings in a seminar on sexual harassment. See every quote and the full script from the episode.

Michael stresses over his new condo while Jim and Pam host the first-ever Dunder Mifflin Olympics using office supplies and yogurt lids.

A smoky kitchen leads to a parking lot party where Michael tries to mentor Ryan, Dwight has a breakdown, and Jim's girlfriend Katy makes things awkward for Pam.

It’s downsizing day at Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is panicking. Check out the full script and every quote from this classic Halloween episode.

After a workplace scuffle, Michael challenges Dwight to a karate match while Jim and Pam navigate a moment that gets a little too close for comfort.

Michael and Jan try to win over a county rep with baby back ribs while Jim and Pam share a rooftop dinner and some "Threat Level: Midnight" action.

Michael obsesses over his "relationship" with Jan while Jim spends the day convincing Dwight that it’s actually Friday.

Michael starts reading everyone's private emails while Jim tries to throw a party without his boss finding out.

Michael scraps Secret Santa for Yankee Swap, causing chaos and a lot of hurt feelings. You'll find every quote and the full script from this Dunder Mifflin holiday classic.

Michael Scott takes the Dunder Mifflin crew on a cold motivational boat trip while Roy finally sets a wedding date, leaving Jim heartbroken.

Michael grills his foot while trying to make breakfast in bed, leading to a chaotic day of "disability" awareness and a surprisingly nice Dwight Schrute.

Follow along with every line from "The Secret" as Michael spills Jim's crush and Dwight stalks Oscar.

Michael faces a stinky mystery in his office while Jim gets stuck in the back with a very talkative Kelly.

Michael causes chaos in the warehouse after being excluded from Jan's women in the workplace seminar.

Michael takes a trip to New York to meet the new CFO while the rest of the branch deals with a surplus of flowers and a very giant teddy bear.

Dwight channels his inner dictator to win over a crowd of salesmen while Jim plans a trip to escape the reality of Pam's wedding date.

Kids take over the office, leading to Michael Scott’s "Little Kid Lover" username and Toby’s daughter, Sasha, actually liking Michael.

Michael struggles to keep the spotlight on himself during his birthday while Kevin waits for some stressful medical news.

Dwight Schrute goes full sheriff after finding a joint in the parking lot, while Jim remains silent during a legendary game of jinx.

Michael takes on Toby’s box of complaints to settle every office grudge with his questionable mediation skills.

Michael accidentally invites two dates to the warehouse, while Jim finally tells Pam how he feels during a night of charity gambling.