Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Michael's Birthday

Vol. 2 · Issue 19Scranton, PA

Michael Scott is determined to have the best birthday ever, even if Kevin's skin cancer scare is hogging the spotlight. You'll find every line from the script here, from the awkward ice skating to Michael's "birth moment" hoisting. It's a great way to catch every joke from the day Michael shared a birthday with Eva Longoria.

Scene 01

11 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 02

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 03

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 04

3 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 05

2 lines
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone

Scene 06

15 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 07

9 lines
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 08

14 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Scene 09

3 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 10

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Kevin Malone
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 12

8 lines
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott

Scene 13

4 lines
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin

Scene 14

6 lines
Delivery Woman
Michael Scott
Delivery Woman
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Delivery Woman

Scene 15

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 16

5 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 17

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 18

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 19

20 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez

Scene 20

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Delivery Boy
Dwight Schrute
Delivery Boy
Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

15 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott

Scene 23

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 24

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 25

12 lines
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 26

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 27

13 lines
Office Staff
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott

Scene 28

11 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Store Employee
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

12 lines
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 30

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 31

3 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 32

2 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard

Scene 33

6 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 34

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 35

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 36

14 lines
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott
Carol
Michael Scott

Scene 37

3 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 38

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 39

10 lines
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 40

1 line
Pam Beesly