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Christmas Party Vol. 2 · Issue 10 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Here's the full script where a $20 gift limit gets blown out of the water by a $400 iPod. You can read every line from the disastrous Yankee Swap and see how Jim's sentimental teapot almost gets turned into a neti pot by Dwight. All the classic quotes are here, from the 15 bottles of vodka to Todd Packer’s unwanted arrival.
Michael Scott Open quote: Well, suck it up. We all have problems. Hey, everybody, look what we have! (laughs) Nice, huh? Michael Scott Open quote: It was a tough year. I had to fire somebody this year. This party has to really rock. Check it out. Christmas bonus. 3,000 G's. I got this for helping save the company money. So I guess some good came out of firing Devon after all. Maybe I should call him and tell him that. Dwight Schrute Open quote: (now wearing an elf hat and ears) Okay, everybody listen up! It is time to get your presents, wrap them, and place them under the tree like so. If you do not get your present wrapped and under the tree within the next five minutes you will be disqualified from Secret Santa. All right? No exceptions except Michael. Toby Flenderson Open quote: I got Angela. She is into these posters of babies dressed as adults. I got her one of those. I felt kind of weird buying that. Phyllis Vance Open quote: I'm sorry, everybody. Michael Scott Open quote: No, no. Shake it off, everybody. Just, let's do Secret Santa. Michael Scott Open quote: Whoa. Wow. Jeez. Somebody really got carried away with the spirit of Christmas. That was me, I got a little carried away. Angela Martin Open quote: I'll take the poster. Some people like these. Michael Scott Open quote: (holding oven mitt) I hope nobody takes this baby, cause this is great. Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship. Somebody really put a lot of work into that. It's beautiful. Michael Scott Open quote: Sucker! See, I wanted somebody to take it. Boom! Reverse psychology. Phyllis Vance Open quote: Does everybody know my boyfriend, Bob Vance? Michael Scott Open quote: Anybody making out in here? (checks hallway) Not yet, give it time. Oh, hey, Ebenezer, boink. (takes picture of Jim) Okay, how's it going in here? (takes picture of Meredith and Kevin) 