Scene 012 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: ...Lord of the Rings trilogy, if you see it back to back, it's really long. But it's good.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (off camera) Yeah, that's right.
Scene 0223 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.Michael ScottOpen quote: Pam! It's Michael. Help me! I need help right now.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael, what's wrong?Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm hurt, I have hurt myself. Oh my God!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Ok, wait wait wait wait...Michael ScottOpen quote: Ungh, this is not looking good Pam!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance?!Michael ScottOpen quote: No, I want you to pick me up.Jim HalpertOpen quote: What?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Ok...Jim HalpertOpen quote: What's going on?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Wait a second, I thought you said that you were hurt.Michael ScottOpen quote: I am hurt. I hurt my foot.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm sorry? Pam.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (exasperated)Jim HalpertOpen quote: What is going on?Michael ScottOpen quote: I want to come to work. But I need you to come and pick me up. (Jim lunges across Pam's desk and puts Michael on speakerphone)Michael ScottOpen quote: OH GOD!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey, whoa, Michael...Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh God!Jim HalpertOpen quote: It's, okay, it's Jim. Just say again, uh, really loudly what happened.Michael ScottOpen quote: OK, buhhhh, I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You burned your foot on a Foreman Grill?
Scene 031 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
Scene 0433 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Pam, could you come get me?!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ok, could someone come and get me please, Ryan?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Michael, you should stay home and rest.Michael ScottOpen quote: There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan... tell Ryan to bring toilet paper. Could you tell 'em that?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Can you hop?Michael ScottOpen quote: I tried hopping, Kevin, and I bumped my elbow against the wall and now my elbow has a protruberance.Michael ScottOpen quote: (panicked) No one wants to pick me up!?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (silence, Dwight enters the office) What is going on? What is going on?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael, is, um, sick and he wants one of us to rescue him.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm not sick! I'm burned!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'm coming Michael!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'm gonna save you!Michael ScottOpen quote: Don't... is that Dwight? I do not want Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hold on Michael! I am coming! Wait there!Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't want Dwight!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't have a girlfriend.Jim HalpertOpen quote: But you said that you went out with her this weekend.Michael ScottOpen quote: It was all made up. Just someone come, ok? Anyone. Anyone but Dwight.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (sounds of a car crash) What was that...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What was that?! (everyone runs to Michael's office window)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Ohhhhhh!Jim HalpertOpen quote: He hit the pole!Jim HalpertOpen quote: It's broken right, he can't...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh my gosh.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh Dwight, Dwight, (Dwight pukes on his back windshield) Ohhhhhh!Jim & PamOpen quote: Oh my God!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Is he ok?Jim HalpertOpen quote: He's still driving... Dwight, you forgot your bumper!Michael ScottOpen quote: Hellooo? ... Please don't send Dwight!
Scene 055 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Morning everyone. Don't freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out. Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover, God willing. I just want to be treated normally today. Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate.Michael ScottOpen quote: Did you explain why?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot.Michael ScottOpen quote: Burned my foot, Pam.
Scene 064 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Please stop popping my cast. Thank you.Jim HalpertOpen quote: So, where are you shipping your foot?Michael ScottOpen quote: Ha ha ha. So where are you shipping...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Your foot?
Scene 0719 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Thank you. Pam, messages please?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You didn't have any.Michael ScottOpen quote: Really, well, it, uh, seemed very important to you earlier that you needed to stay and...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: And do my job?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, your job is being my friend, Pam. OW! God!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (holding mini-fan) It slipped.Michael ScottOpen quote: What?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Sorry.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's just that before, you said that you didn't want any special treatment.Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would some family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. I don't think that's too much to ask.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Do you want some aspirin, because you seem a little fussy.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, I don't want some aspirin, yeah I'm a little fussy. Aspirin's not gonna do a damn thing. I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hey, Pam, I'm assistant regional manager, and I can take care of him. Part of my duties are to.Michael ScottOpen quote: What? Part of your duties are to what?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What?Michael ScottOpen quote: You just said "part of your duties are to" something.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, I didn't.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes, you did. What is wrong with you?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What is wrong with you?
Scene 0811 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Where is my cornbread?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Here you go.Michael ScottOpen quote: Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Yes. I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat.Michael ScottOpen quote: Where are the yams?Ryan HowardOpen quote: They were out of yams. I got you creamed spinach.Michael ScottOpen quote: Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Yes.Michael ScottOpen quote: And they had no yams?Ryan HowardOpen quote: They had no yams.Michael ScottOpen quote: How strange. Because they always have yams.
Scene 0910 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Aw, man, is that a Prism Duro-Sport?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You've seen one of these?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah, they're like an i-Pod only they're better 'cause they're chunkier and more solid.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Roy gave it to me for Christmas. I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, no no no. Don't go there. I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents a piece.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Really?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah, I'll write down the address for you. Only, the only thing is, is that all the songs are in Russian. ... Kidding!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh! Ha, haha.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Why would they all be...? Ok, see you later, Pan.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Pan?
Scene 1010 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Pam... PAAAM!?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, God.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (phone rings) What.Michael ScottOpen quote: Come here please.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Tell me before I come there.Michael ScottOpen quote: I want you to rub butter on my foot.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No.Michael ScottOpen quote: Pam, please? I have Country Crock.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No.Michael ScottOpen quote: Uh, ow. Ryan! ... Ryaaaaan ... RYYYYAN!
Scene 118 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: These covers are totally indestructible.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Really?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah. Throw it. I promise it won't break. Chuck it. (Pam throws her mp3 player)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh no, it's broken.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What?!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, it's fine. I told you it wouldn't break. You could throw it all day long.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: That is so cool. Thanks Dwight!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yep.
Scene 131 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh God no, Dwight isn't my friend... Oh my God! Dwight's kind of my friend!
Scene 141 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: No, nope, no one is helping me out at all Mom. No, I'm not gonna call Jan. She'd just worry... drive down here and make a big thing... Who told you that? No, it was mutual. What is Pam doing chatting with you?
Scene 155 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Huh. Do you like candy?Angela MartinOpen quote: It's alright.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Cause you're sweeter than candy.Angela MartinOpen quote: What is wrong with you? (Dwight pats Angela on the rear and runs away laughing)Angela MartinOpen quote: Hey!
Scene 1615 linesToby FlendersonOpen quote: Wow, you just dive right into it.Ryan HowardOpen quote: You know, around age twelve, I just started goin' for it.Michael ScottOpen quote: (loud noise in bathroom) No! Guh! OW! Awww, help, help me!Toby FlendersonOpen quote: What, what happened?Michael ScottOpen quote: I fell off the toilet. I'm caught between the toilet and the wall.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: What do you need?Michael ScottOpen quote: Ugh, not you. Someone else. Get Pam.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: I don't think Pam's gonna want to come into the men's room.Michael ScottOpen quote: Get Ryan. He needs to lift me. (Ryan shakes his head) and he needs to clean me up a little bit. Bring a wet towel.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Ryan, is, uh, dead.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, he's not.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Dead.Michael ScottOpen quote: I just saw him.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: No. Can't, can't you just get up yourself? I... You only grilled your foot.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ugh, forget it. I'll just get up myself. No! Uh, aaaahhh! Ah! Oh God!
Scene 1716 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Do you think Dwight's bein' a little weird today?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, he's actually been really nice and helpful.Jim HalpertOpen quote: And that isn't weird?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Wow...Michael ScottOpen quote: Can I have everyone's attention please? Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who's supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question? Do you all know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Um, I had scoliosis as a girl.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.Creed BrattonOpen quote: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.Michael ScottOpen quote: Wuh, how, how old are you? Look, the point is, I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability, although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I'm not disabled and neither are you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ok, (lifts up cooked foot) what does this look like to you Stanley?!Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Mailboxes, Etc.Michael ScottOpen quote: Shuuut it, ok, well, well you know what, disabilities are not things to be laughed at or laughed about. You people are jerks. Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder.Michael ScottOpen quote: (sigh) I burned my foot!!! Ok, twenty minutes, conference room, everybody's in there!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (looking up at Creed) Dad?
Scene 1832 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, I wanted you all to take a look at a few of the many, many disabled icons who have contributed so much to our society.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Quick question: uh, why is Tom Hanks on the wall?Ryan HowardOpen quote: Twice.Michael ScottOpen quote: Good question. Forrest Gump: mentally challenged, Philadelphia (points to a picture from Big): AIDS.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I think that's from Big.Michael ScottOpen quote: I don't think so, no.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia.Michael ScottOpen quote: He grew into a man overnight. Rare disability, still works. (sigh) A crossword puzzle Stanley, seriously, are you learning nothing here?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Uh hmmmm... .Michael ScottOpen quote: What you mean uh hmmm... ?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: I mean I'm learning nothing.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ok.Billy MerchantOpen quote: Michael Scott, I'm looking for Michael Scott.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes, right in here, come on in.Billy MerchantOpen quote: Great.Michael ScottOpen quote: This, ladies and gentlemen, is our special guest.Billy MerchantOpen quote: Sorry I'm late. Someone parked in the handicapped parking space.Billy MerchantOpen quote: Hey everyone, I'm Billy Merchant, you may have seen me around here before, I'm the properties manager of this office parkMichael ScottOpen quote: You are so brave. You are so brave.Billy MerchantOpen quote: Thank you. Actually, I've been meaning to come by here for a long time...Michael ScottOpen quote: But it's hard for you! Right? Because you're in a wheelchair.Billy MerchantOpen quote: No, I just have a lot of properties to manage.Michael ScottOpen quote: Let me ask you something, how long does it take for you to do something simple, every day, like brush your teeth in the morning?Billy MerchantOpen quote: I don't know, like 30 seconds?Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh my God, that's three times as long as it takes me.Michael ScottOpen quote: How did you get in your wheelchair?Billy MerchantOpen quote: This morning? Just like every other morning, just climbed on in. (Everyone laughs)Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey, hey, hey, not funny! Not funny.Billy MerchantOpen quote: Hey, hey, relax, just jokin around here.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, that's good, he still has a sense of humor.Billy MerchantOpen quote: Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old. I don't really notice it anymore.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well they notice it. Don't you? You notice it. It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it?
Scene 2010 linesBilly MerchantOpen quote: So, there are just a couple things I want to remind everybody of...Michael ScottOpen quote: Ok...Billy MerchantOpen quote: First is parking. You can't block the freight entrance with your car, even if your blinkers are on. Does anybody have any questions? (to Dwight, whose arms is raised) Yes. Yeah? yes...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Dwight, you have your hand up.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ignore him. You know what? We're not that different, you and I. When I clamped my foot into a non-stick...Billy MerchantOpen quote: You know what Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah...Billy MerchantOpen quote: Let me stop you right there.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ok.Billy MerchantOpen quote: And leave.
Scene 211 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Did you see Born on the Fourth of July? I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy.
Scene 223 linesBilly MerchantOpen quote: What's wrong with that guy?Jim HalpertOpen quote: You mean today? He stepped on a George Foremen grill and he burned his foot.Billy MerchantOpen quote: No, not Michael. The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole. He looks like he has a concussion.
Scene 2310 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (popping his bubble wrap cast) Hey!Ryan HowardOpen quote: I found the pudding cups you wanted in a gas station in Carbondale!Michael ScottOpen quote: You did it! Look at you, and with the plate and the napkin. Very nice. Thank you, Ryan.Ryan HowardOpen quote: You are very welcome.Michael ScottOpen quote: Did you get the yams?Ryan HowardOpen quote: No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!Michael ScottOpen quote: (sigh) Ok, I'll just have the pudding.Ryan HowardOpen quote: You sure?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeh.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Ok.
Scene 241 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: You know what? I feel better. Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding and his kindness healed my foot.
Scene 251 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Yeah, baby, I am feelin' better. My body's literally healing itself. It is amazing what the human body is capable of when you have a powerful brain.
Scene 261 lineRyan HowardOpen quote: I ground up four extra-strength aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.
Scene 2745 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Uh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (hits his head on his desk) Uh, ugh, ohhhh...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Uh, ok, I think we need to take him to the hospital because I'm pretty sure he has a concussion.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, now you feel some compassion for him.Angela MartinOpen quote: He needs to go right now, and you're his emergency contact. I think that you should go with him.Michael ScottOpen quote: Why don't you go with him?Angela MartinOpen quote: I, barely know him...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I want Michael to take me...Michael ScottOpen quote: I can't take you, I don't have my car and yours is all vomity.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: You can take my van!Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, ok, that's, great. No, I can't drive. Jim why don't you drive.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Fine.Michael ScottOpen quote: We'll go. I'm still recovering. So let's just, Ryan, could you get my coat please.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Slowly, slowly. Let's just get to the elevator.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Choo choo choo choo choo choo...Jim HalpertOpen quote: What are you doing? What, stop...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Vietnam sounds.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (Dwight falls onto the couch) Stop, stop, stop, stop.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Tired... (Jim grabs spray bottle from planter)Jim HalpertOpen quote: You can't lay down.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Want to take a rake... .Jim HalpertOpen quote: Wake up. (sprays Dwight)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Ahh!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Dwight, here, let me help you Dwight.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm just gonna get...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Ok, Pam, thanks.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Get up, get up.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You're the best.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Just keep him awake.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: It smells like chicken soup.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I know.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I have to go to the hospital.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I know.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Where we going?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I just want to say goodbye ok?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'll be back, I mean...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yes, I know, but it's gonna be different.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Why?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's just hard to explain.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Aw, Pam, you're adorable (taps her nose)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh my goodness!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (giggles)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Come here.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, huggy hugs.
Scene 282 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Shotgun!Jim HalpertOpen quote: You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight?
Scene 291 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout "shotgun" when you're within the sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game's played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.
Scene 3010 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Oh, God, a mini-van. What is Meredith's problem?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Well, I think she has a kid.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, yeah she has one kid, no husband. She's not gonna find one driving this thing around.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Where are we going?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Come on, get inside.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Where are we going?Jim HalpertOpen quote: We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.Michael ScottOpen quote: Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.Jim HalpertOpen quote: We're going to the hospital, Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: I know, just sayin'.
Scene 3126 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Dwight, what are you drinking?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I found it under the seat.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh my God, Dwight, put that down.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'm thirsty.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Give the bottle to Michael (sprays Dwight)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Give the bottle to Michael!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'm thirsty!Michael ScottOpen quote: Give it to me.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Michael ScottOpen quote: Dwight... (to Jim) You just keep your eyes on the road. (to Dwight) Give me the bottle or you're fired.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!Michael ScottOpen quote: Give it to me Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No. (takes a drink)Michael ScottOpen quote: Give me the bottle!!Jim HalpertOpen quote: (to Michael) Will you stop?Michael ScottOpen quote: Gimme the bottle, Dwight!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Michael stop.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (drinks) Mmmmm...Michael ScottOpen quote: Just give it!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Michael stop. (sprays Michael, then Dwight)Michael ScottOpen quote: Stop, stop it! Stop spraying! (Dwight whines) Gimme the bottle!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Stop (sprays Michael)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: My eyes!Michael ScottOpen quote: Stop spraying me! Gimme the bottle!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: My eyes!
Scene 3212 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Dwight, what is your middle name.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Danger.Michael ScottOpen quote: (sigh) Something with a "K".Jim HalpertOpen quote: It's Kurt. Wow, I am so sad that I know that.Michael ScottOpen quote: What do I write under "reason for visit"?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Concussion. (Michael scribbles something out) What did you write?Michael ScottOpen quote: Nothing. I wrote "bringing someone to the hospital".Jim HalpertOpen quote: So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital.Michael ScottOpen quote: No... you know what Jim, this isn't about me anymore. I made a miraculous recovery, which is more than I can say for him. (Dwight falls towards Jim)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Come on Dwight. (sprays Dwight)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hi Michael!Michael ScottOpen quote: Hi Dwight.
Scene 3312 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Ahhh. MweehaaMichael ScottOpen quote: Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury?DoctorOpen quote: A head injury.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, you don't have all the information. The foot as been fairly severely burned and healed quickly, very quickly, actually like suspiciously quickly.DoctorOpen quote: (to Dwight) So, I'm ordering a CAT scan.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What is that?Michael ScottOpen quote: Look since you have the machine up and running, can I just stick my foot, we take a look?DoctorOpen quote: Well, for a burn, you really just need to look at the outside of the foot.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ok, what kinda machine is that?DoctorOpen quote: Does the skin look red and swollen?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: That's what she said.Michael ScottOpen quote: That's my joke, damnit Dwight.
Scene 348 linesLab TechOpen quote: Ok, no electronics past this point. Camera, sound equipment...Michael ScottOpen quote: It's ok, they're with me.Lab TechOpen quote: No metal of any kind.Michael ScottOpen quote: Alright, well, I guess this is where we leave you off.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I don't want to do this.Michael ScottOpen quote: Uh, well you should of thought of before you crashed your head on your way to pick me up. We'll, see you when you get out.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh.Michael ScottOpen quote: Fine. Fine.
Scene 3514 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh my God, what is going on, is Dwight ok?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Uh hmm, he should be fine, but, uh, they brought him in for a CAT scan.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I can't believe he's getting a CAT scan.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Michael went in there with him too. It's pretty sweet.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Really? Michael went in with him?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Uh huh.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Wow.Jim HalpertOpen quote: But they shouldn't be much longer now, so we'll be back soon.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Ok, that's uh, good news (Pam sees Angela eavesdropping) Uh, yeah, no I'll let you go.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Ok.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Ok. Bye.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Bye.
Scene 365 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey, Oscar?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: What's up, Pam?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I just wanted to let you that Dwight's gonna be ok. The doctor said there's a really simple treatment for a concussion, so he'll probably even be back at work tomorrow.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Ok...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I just, uh, thought you'd want to know that.
Scene 371 lineLab TechOpen quote: Ok Mr. Schrute, inhale with me on three. One, two, uh Sir? (Michael tries to put his leg in the scanner) Stop that. Stop. Stop that.