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The Office Season 1

Vol. 16 Episodes

Every episode of season 1, with the full script for each one. Pick an episode to read every line, or search the whole show below.

  1. Pilot

    S1·E1

    Get every line from the Pilot episode where Jim puts Dwight's stapler in Jell-O and Michael introduces the new temp, Ryan.

  2. Diversity Day

    S1·E2

    All the lines and cringeworthy quotes from the "Diversity Day" episode, featuring Michael’s unique training methods and the iconic forehead card game.

  3. Health Care

    S1·E3

    Find the complete script for 'Health Care' where Dwight slashes benefits and Michael scrambles to find a surprise for the staff.

  4. The Alliance

    S1·E4

    Follow along with every quote from the episode where Dwight and Jim form a secret alliance to survive the Dunder Mifflin downsizing.

  5. Basketball

    S1·E5

    Michael bets a Saturday shift on a basketball game against the warehouse staff that goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

  6. Hot Girl

    S1·E6

    Follow along with the full script as Michael and Dwight desperately try to win over the new purse girl in the office.