Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

The Alliance

Vol. 1 · Issue 4Scranton, PA

Paranoia hits Dunder Mifflin as downsizing rumors fly, leading Dwight and Jim to form the most ridiculous secret alliance ever. You can read every line from the episode right here, from Michael's cringey birthday jokes for Meredith to Dwight's warehouse box stakeout. It’s the ultimate source for all the scripts and hilarious dialogue between the world's most awkward coworkers.

Scene 01

11 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 02

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Michael Scott

Scene 03

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 04

2 lines
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

13 lines
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Scene 06

9 lines
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin

Scene 07

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 08

6 lines
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 09

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 13

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 14

6 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 15

10 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 16

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Michael Scott

Scene 17

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 18

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 19

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone

Scene 20

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

4 lines
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert

Scene 22

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 23

12 lines
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 24

8 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 25

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Jim Halpert

Scene 26

13 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 27

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 28

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 30

2 lines
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

Scene 31

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 32

7 lines
Everyone
Meredith Palmer
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Everyone
Michael Scott
Everyone

Scene 33

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 34

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 35

2 lines
Everyone
Michael Scott

Scene 36

10 lines
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott

Scene 37

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 38

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 39

5 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 40

11 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 41

24 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Everyone
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 42

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 43

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 44

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 45

2 lines
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 46

6 lines
Toby Flenderson
Ryan Howard
Toby Flenderson
Ryan Howard
Toby Flenderson
Ryan Howard

Scene 47

17 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Roy Anderson
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Roy Anderson
Dwight Schrute
Roy Anderson

Scene 48

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute