Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Health Care

Vol. 1 · Issue 3Scranton, PA

You can read every line from the episode where Dwight tries to slash benefits to the bone while Michael promises a surprise he doesn't actually have. This page covers the full script and all those ridiculous quotes about hot-dog fingers and spontaneous dental hydroplosion. It's all here for you to look through.

Scene 01

8 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 02

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Michael Scott

Scene 03

17 lines
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson

Scene 04

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 05

6 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 06

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Jim Halpert

Scene 07

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 09

9 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 11

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 13

11 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 14

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Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 15

3 lines
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

Scene 16

14 lines
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 17

6 lines
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

Scene 18

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Michael Scott

Scene 19

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

3 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 21

3 lines
Michael Scott
Travel Agent
Michael Scott

Scene 22

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 23

7 lines
Michael Scott
Man on Phone
Michael Scott
Man on Phone
Michael Scott
Man on Phone
Michael Scott

Scene 24

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 25

11 lines
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 26

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 27

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Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson

Scene 28

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 29

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Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute

Scene 30

9 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 31

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

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Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer

Scene 33

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Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone

Scene 34

4 lines
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez

Scene 35

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Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 36

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Michael Scott

Scene 37

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Michael Scott

Scene 38

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 39

1 line
Dwight Schrute