Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Health Care

Vol. 1 · Issue 3Scranton, PA

Michael hands over the health care decision to Dwight, leading to a workspace in the conference room and some very questionable medical cuts. You'll find every line from the episode right here, from the list of fake diseases to the letdown of the ice cream sandwich surprise. It's the perfect place to find your favorite quotes from the Scranton branch's budget-slashing disaster.

Scene 01

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Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

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Michael Scott

Scene 03

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Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson

Scene 04

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 05

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Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 06

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Jim Halpert

Scene 07

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

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Jim Halpert

Scene 09

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Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

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Michael Scott

Scene 11

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Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

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Stanley Hudson

Scene 13

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Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 14

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Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 15

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Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

Scene 16

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Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 17

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Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

Scene 18

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Michael Scott

Scene 19

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Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

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Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 21

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Michael Scott
Travel Agent
Michael Scott

Scene 22

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 23

7 lines
Michael Scott
Man on Phone
Michael Scott
Man on Phone
Michael Scott
Man on Phone
Michael Scott

Scene 24

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Michael Scott

Scene 25

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Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 26

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 27

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Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson

Scene 28

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 29

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Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute

Scene 30

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Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 31

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

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Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer

Scene 33

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Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone

Scene 34

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Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez

Scene 35

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Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 36

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Michael Scott

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Michael Scott

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Michael Scott

Scene 39

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Dwight Schrute