Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

The Carpet

Vol. 2 · Issue 14Scranton, PA

Someone left a nasty surprise on Michael's floor, and now Jim is stuck listening to Kelly in the back. Every line and joke from the episode is laid out here in the full script for you to find.

Scene 01

2 lines
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert

Scene 02

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 03

2 lines
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert

Scene 04

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 05

9 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 06

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 07

21 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly

Scene 08

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 09

5 lines
Pam & others
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton

Scene 10

4 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 11

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 12

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 13

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 14

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 15

10 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 16

6 lines
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 17

12 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 18

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 19

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 20

8 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 22

3 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 23

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 24

6 lines
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott

Scene 25

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 26

7 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 27

5 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 28

13 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael & Dwight
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 29

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 30

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 31

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 32

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 33

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly

Scene 34

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 35

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson

Scene 36

14 lines
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 37

11 lines
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott

Scene 38

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 39

3 lines
Creed Bratton
Oscar Martinez
Creed Bratton

Scene 40

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 41

9 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 42

15 lines
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert

Scene 43

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 44

7 lines
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott

Scene 45

18 lines
Michael Scott
Ed
Michael Scott
Ed
Michael Scott
Ed
Michael Scott
Ed
Michael Scott
Ed
Michael Scott
Ed
Michael Scott
Ed
Michael Scott
Ed
Michael Scott
Ed

Scene 46

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 47

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert

Scene 48

20 lines
Michael Scott
Todd Packer
Michael Scott
Todd Packer
Michael Scott
Todd Packer
Michael Scott
Todd Packer
Michael Scott
Todd Packer
Michael Scott
Todd Packer
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Todd Packer
Michael Scott
Todd Packer
Michael Scott
Todd Packer
Michael Scott

Scene 49

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 50

2 lines
Jim's voicemail
Pam Beesly

Scene 51

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 52

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 53

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 54

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 55

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 56

1 line
Pam Beesly