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The Secret

Vol. 2 · Issue 13Scranton, PA

Michael trying to keep a secret is never a good idea. In this one, Jim's booze cruise confession about Pam gets out, and Dwight goes on a stakeout to catch Oscar in a lie. Whether you're looking for the Hooters lunch dialogue or every line of the up-dog joke, the full script from season 2 episode 13 has you covered.

Scene 01

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 02

2 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson

Scene 03

5 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

Scene 04

4 lines
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 05

6 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 06

3 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 07

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone

Scene 08

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 09

27 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 10

7 lines
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott

Scene 11

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 12

8 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 13

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 14

3 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 15

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 16

15 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 17

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 18

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 19

23 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 20

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 21

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 22

13 lines
Michael Scott
Dana
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dana
Michael Scott
Dana
Michael Scott
Dana
Michael Scott
Dana

Scene 23

10 lines
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly

Scene 24

20 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dana
Michael Scott
Dana
Michael Scott
Dana
Hooter's Girls
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 25

4 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 26

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 27

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 28

9 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson

Scene 29

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 30

6 lines
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 31

2 lines
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin

Scene 32

4 lines
Kevin Malone
Creed Bratton
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 33

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 34

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 35

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 36

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 37

23 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 38

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Gil
Dwight Schrute
Gil
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute

Scene 39

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 40

9 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 41

4 lines
Ryan Howard
Creed Bratton
Ryan Howard
Creed Bratton

Scene 42

8 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 43

2 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 44

1 line
Michael Scott