Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

The Fire

Vol. 2 · Issue 4Scranton, PA

Everyone is stuck in the parking lot because of a toaster oven mishap, which means it’s time for some awkward games. You’ll find every single line from the episode right here, covering everything from Dwight’s jealousy to the iconic 'Fire Guy' song. It’s all the dialogue from the day Ryan’s cheese pita changed Dunder Mifflin history.

Scene 01

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 02

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 03

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 04

3 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

Scene 05

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 06

5 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

Scene 07

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 08

3 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

Scene 09

3 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

Scene 10

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 11

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

18 lines
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 13

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Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute

Scene 14

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 15

3 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

Scene 16

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 17

8 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard

Scene 18

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard

Scene 19

4 lines
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 20

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 21

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 22

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 23

18 lines
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Stanley Hudson
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 24

2 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard

Scene 25

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 26

2 lines
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer

Scene 27

9 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 28

1 line
Meredith Palmer

Scene 29

23 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

Scene 30

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 31

17 lines
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 33

3 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

Scene 34

14 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 35

4 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard

Scene 36

9 lines
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
song
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson

Scene 37

31 lines
Jim Halpert
Song
Jim Halpert
Song
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Song
Jim Halpert
Song
Roy Anderson
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Song
Roy Anderson
Song
Roy Anderson

Scene 38

24 lines
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Angela Martin
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 39

11 lines
Meredith Palmer
Phyllis Vance
Kelly Kapoor
Phyllis Vance
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone

Scene 40

20 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard

Scene 41

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 42

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Dwight & Michael
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 43

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 44

4 lines
Dwight & Michael
Dwight Schrute
Dwight & Michael
Dwight Schrute

Scene 45

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Katy
Jim Halpert
Katy
Jim Halpert
Katy
Jim Halpert
Katy
Jim Halpert
Katy
Jim Halpert
Katy
Jim Halpert
Katy

Scene 46

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Pam Beesly

Scene 47

6 lines
Jim Halpert
Katy
Jim Halpert
Katy
Jim Halpert
Katy

Scene 48

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Katy

Scene 49

9 lines
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 50

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Dwight Schrute

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Michael Scott

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Michael Scott

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Michael Scott