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E-mail Surveillance Vol. 2 · Issue 9 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Michael spends the day reading everyone’s private messages while Jim tries to host a BBQ without his boss finding out. You can find every line from the episode right here, including Michael’s weird improv scenes and Pam’s investigation into Dwight and Angela’s secret romance.
Michael Scott Open quote: Oh, no, everybody; Oscar's gone crazy! What other ghost stories do you have for us? That I'm a robot? (robot voice) I will destroy everything in my path- Jim Halpert Open quote: Because not everybody knows about the party. Jim Halpert Open quote: Quick announcement everybody, if I could have everybody's attention. We do have wine in the kitchen, and, uh, there is beer available on the porch and despite what you might think, it's not all for Meredith and Kelly, so please enjoy. Improv Teacher Open quote: Ok, Michael. And... anybody? How about Mary-Beth? Come on. Ok, so you start us off Mary-Beth. Jim Halpert Open quote: See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour. It's- Michael Scott Open quote: Good, it's good. Good work, everybody. Dwight Schrute Open quote: Surprise! (laughs) Everybody! Michael Scott Open quote: Ok, yeah, this is a duet, so, need somebody else, Pam? You wanna come up and sing this one? Need somebody else. Takers, please. (singing) Baby when I met you there was peace unknown. Kelly? Tried to get you with a fine tooth comb. I was soft inside, there was something goin' on. This part goes to the, uh, girl. You do something to me that I can't explain. Hold me closer and I feel no pain. In every beat of my heart, we got something goin' on. Tender love is blind--- Michael Scott Open quote: Funny story: the way that I got into improv was, I got into improv. The story about me getting into improv was that I was walking down the street, and a race car pulls up, and the guy says "Hey you're funny, you're the funniest guy I've ever seen, or my name is not Dale Earnhardt." (giggles) And that was an improv. Um, the real way is that I found a flyer.