Scene 011 lineJan LevinsonOpen quote: So, I'm happy to be here. It's very nice to see all of you. You're all looking well.
Scene 021 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: Today's a 'women in the workplace' thing. Jan's coming in from Corporate to talk to all the women about... um... I don't really know what. But Michael's not allowed in. She said that about five times.
Scene 0317 linesJan LevinsonOpen quote: Women today, though we have the same options as men, we often face a very different set of obstacles in getting there. So...Michael ScottOpen quote: (knocks) Hey, what's going on?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Michael... I thought we agreed you wouldn't be here.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah... I... You know what... I... I... I just thought about it. I just have a few things I want to say.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: What are you doing?Michael ScottOpen quote: Hold... Just hear me out. What is more important than Quality? E-Quality. Now studies show that today's woman, the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, just uh... you have come a long way, baby. But I just... just want to keep it within reason.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: They did this up in Albany...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: You are not allowed in this session.Michael ScottOpen quote: And they ended up turning the break room into a lactation room which is disgusting so...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Now you're really not allowed in this session.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, I'm their boss, so I feel like...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: I'm your boss.Michael ScottOpen quote: (stands up) Anybody want any coffee or...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: We're fine, Michael. We just need you to leave, please.
Scene 041 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Women in the workplace... yeah, translation "I have been banned from my own conference room so that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls." Oh! Sorry. 'Women of the workplace.' About what? I don't know. Clothes. Me. Eeegkh!
Scene 055 linesJan LevinsonOpen quote: Ladies, I am so, so sorry. Can we start again? We were on such a roll. I... I... really apologize.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Jan.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Yes, Pam?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael's still at the door.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Michael!
Scene 061 lineJan LevinsonOpen quote: (in the background) So one obstacle is how assertiveness is perceived differently in men and women. Men who are assertive will be admired. They're called... anyone?
Scene 073 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: It's a terrible idea.Jim HalpertOpen quote: What is?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Them in there all together. If they stay in there too long they're going to get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.
Scene 081 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Everyone. Guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You're a guy... too... sort of. Let's do this!
Scene 091 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: (in the background) Well, first of all, I, uh, just want to warm up a little bit. Let's just clap.
Scene 1012 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Let's just clap. Ready? (clapping) Yeah! Yeah!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah!Michael ScottOpen quote: That's what I'm talking about!Jan LevinsonOpen quote: I don't know what you're doing here, Michael,Michael ScottOpen quote: Just having a little 'guys in the workplace' thing.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: ... but it's very destructive.Michael ScottOpen quote: Why can't boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: We have nowhere else Jan. This...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: We could do it in the warehouse.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Dwight, excellent idea. Go to the warehouse.Michael ScottOpen quote: OK, OK, Fine. Yeah, actually, perfect. Perfect. You know what? There's another side to this place, gentleman. And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office. But do you realize that underneath us, there's another world. The warehouse world. A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life. The bowels of the office. These guys are down there, they are real men doing real man's work. We are going to learn how a warehouse works.
Scene 111 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Oh, I think it's going to work out great. Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job. And I haven't been there in months.
Scene 133 linesJan LevinsonOpen quote: I'm so sorry about that... um... so where were we? Pam, are you okay taking notes then?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Mmmhmm.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Please? Thank you. very much.
Scene 1410 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: So let's meet the warehouse! Let's get some shots. Pan around there. This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff. Darryl, what is your biggest fear?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time.Michael ScottOpen quote: You know, Darryl is actually the Foreman here and not Roy, which is cool. There's Roy riding the big rig. So Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. And... uh, she's our receptionist. Sort of a Brangelina thing.Roy AndersonOpen quote: Why?Michael ScottOpen quote: Brangelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina... Roy...Roy AndersonOpen quote: I don't understand.Michael ScottOpen quote: Roy and Pam. It's a Ram. It's a Ram thing.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: (talking to Jim) I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Thanks for the head's up, Kev.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I've got your back if he does. But try to stay out of it.
Scene 151 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: (points at math equasion on chalkboard) Uhhuhhuh. Just in case there's someone down here who shouldn't be. A little "Good Will Hunting" situation. All right. Troops. This is an important day. Big day. Now you may look around and see two groups here. White collar. Blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.
Scene 169 linesJan LevinsonOpen quote: Why don't we go around the table and all say something that we know we're good at. I will start. I am good at public speaking.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Hi. I'm Meredith and I'm an alch... good at supplier relations.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Great. Phyllis?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I'm good at computer stuff, emails, spreadsheets, all that.Angela MartinOpen quote: (disbelieving) Really?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I don't know. I thought that I wasn't going to be asked that...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: No. Okay. Stop. Go on...Angela MartinOpen quote: I've seen some of your spreadsheets.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Really? I thought they were pretty...
Scene 171 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: I don't know how I fit in with these women. Here. Or with Jan. Um... I mean we get along great. Fine. Um... I guess the person I have the most in common with is...
Scene 1812 linesRoy AndersonOpen quote: Jim... Halpert. Hey uh, I, uh, you know heard there's a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, no, no. No.Roy AndersonOpen quote: No, it's cool, because I know you're a good guy. And I know that that crush ended a long time ago, so... you know. We're cool, right?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah. Nope. Yeah. Definitely.Roy AndersonOpen quote: You know, it's great with me cause that way, glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with. She's not all bap bap bap bap when she gets home.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah. I like talking to her too.Roy AndersonOpen quote: So, we're cool, right?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yes. Yeah.Roy AndersonOpen quote: All right.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yep. Cool, man.Roy AndersonOpen quote: Sweet.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: (blows a sigh of relief)
Scene 194 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: Hey, Mike, look. How bout we go upstairs, too. You know learn how the office works. We can all switch places today.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh... well... okay... yeah, you know what? I don't think... You.. You're... My job sucks compared to this. I don't think you'd like it up there.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: The experience...Michael ScottOpen quote: Guys! Want to start unloading the truck?
Scene 211 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Check this out! Look at that! Look at that (squeezes blow-up doll) bwup-bwa! (talks in girly voice) Hello! How are... (regular voice) Oh! Kay. That is great. That is good stuff.
Scene 227 linesMeredith PalmerOpen quote: In five years, I'd like to be... five years sober.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: That is an excellent goal.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Four and a half.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: I'll tell you one thing. I am not going to be one of those women schlepping her kids around in a minivan.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Great! Uh-huh?Kelly KapoorOpen quote: I want an SUV... with three rows of seats.WomenOpen quote: (general murmuring of agreement)
Scene 231 lineJan LevinsonOpen quote: Well, I'll be honest. One of the goals of these women seminars is to feel out if there's any standouts. Women who could be a valuable addition to our Corporate life.
Scene 246 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Ponies.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Ryan HowardOpen quote: How about rainbows?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Flowers.
Scene 2511 linesDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: It's dangerous, Michael. Come on, get off this.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey, you're going to, going to hurt yourself.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Mike.Michael ScottOpen quote: Stand clear.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Mike. Get off of the lift. Please. Come on now.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Look, would ya... look.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, oh, oh! We'll get somebody to clean that up.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: We're the ones that got to clean that up!LonnyOpen quote: Dammit, Michael!Michael ScottOpen quote: We ought to have this thing serviced.
Scene 265 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: So! Guy's gripe session. Here we are. Now, we definitely live in different worlds but we have a lot in common. We even like the same girls, some of us. That's going to happen, you know. We're guys, so...MadgeOpen quote: Hey, do you want me to go?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, why? Why would I... ? You could...MadgeOpen quote: I'll go.Michael ScottOpen quote: Stay or...
Scene 2712 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: ...and a big walk-in closet.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Oh, that's part of my dream too.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: Oh, me too.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Great, great. And Pam, what about you? What is your dream?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well... I always dreamed of a house with a terrace upstairs. Plant flowers on it... stuff like that. Since I was a girl. Um... More seriously though, a husband that I love... Roy. And I love to draw. And I... I did a little in college and I'd still love to do something where I could work with art or graphic design in some way.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: She's real good.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Thanks.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: You know the company is offering a design training program in New York.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well... I have a job right now, so I can't really take time off...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Well, it's only on weekends and then a few weeks in New York, but I'm sure that I could ask Corporate to help you out.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well... it's just that the weekends aren't good because, um...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: There are always a million reasons not to do something.
Scene 2813 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Let's start with the Warehouse. What bothers you as guys, you know?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: My priority is safety.Michael ScottOpen quote: OK.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin.Michael ScottOpen quote: OK, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah shhh...Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Uh uh uh. Don't shush me.Michael ScottOpen quote: I... That was just...Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: That bothers me too.Michael ScottOpen quote: I was breathing.Roy AndersonOpen quote: Pam shushes me. It drives me crazy.Michael ScottOpen quote: I hate shushing. You know, that's the thing! What the... ok... what is our beef as human men.LonnyOpen quote: You know that's a good question, Hasselhoff. What bugs us?Michael ScottOpen quote: OK. Alright. Good. Guys ragging on each other. That's what guys do... and we love it.
Scene 311 lineJan LevinsonOpen quote: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. All right. You can use your clothing to send a message about your ambitions by wearing clothes that reflect what you aspire to be.
Scene 321 lineAngela MartinOpen quote: I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman. The head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And, apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.
Scene 3341 linesRoy AndersonOpen quote: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they're like "When are we going to go on a date-date?"GuyOpen quote: I hate that too! (general clapping and agreement)Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: I hate that too.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: That sucks so much.GuyOpen quote: It totally sucks.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Like "Gas ain't free!"LonnyOpen quote: Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect? You know to take us out every weekend? You know what I mean? We're not millionaires.Michael ScottOpen quote: I feel you.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: No, you don't. You don't feel us. How can you? You know what?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Not literally.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You say we're the same, but we get compensated very differently.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harderMichael ScottOpen quote: Ah, you do. So...Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: But we get paid a lot less.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Word.Roy AndersonOpen quote: Like next to no benefits.Michael ScottOpen quote: I know. God! What is that?Roy AndersonOpen quote: Exactly.Michael ScottOpen quote: It blows. It blows, man. Gah...Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: You know this would not happen if we had a union.Roy AndersonOpen quote: That's what I'm talking about.Michael ScottOpen quote: No. Whoa, whoa. Yeah.Roy AndersonOpen quote: Absolutely.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: That's what we need.GuyOpen quote: You know you're right.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Man, see... That's what I've been sayin', man. We need to do this finally.Michael ScottOpen quote: You know what? Is that necessary? Because you already sorta have a union... of guys.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: It's more than necessary, Mike. We need this. Roy? You still have that card from the Dockworker's Union?Roy AndersonOpen quote: In my truck.Michael ScottOpen quote: Dockworker's?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Man, hook you up.MenOpen quote: (generalized clapping)GuyOpen quote: Come on, man.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah. You know what? I think the problem is the chicks.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Union! Union, yeah.Michael ScottOpen quote: The problem is the chicks. And you gotta blame them.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Are you with us Mike?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah-es.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Welcome to the warehouse.Group chantOpen quote: Michael, Michael, Michael, Mi...
Scene 345 linesJan LevinsonOpen quote: Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women. I'm sure that all of you have felt that before...Michael ScottOpen quote: (knocks) This is important. Ladies, take a breather. Jan, I uh wanna... Can I help you? Um... I wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union. And they have some good points...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: What? A union! What...Michael ScottOpen quote: Don't get hysterical.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: I'm not...
Scene 3617 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Let's... be... rational... here. What are the pros? What are the cons?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: The cons are that everyone will lose their job. Michael. Everyone. Office, Warehouse. What do you think... the... pros... are... here?Michael ScottOpen quote: Don't talk to me that way please. Just... they're going to want to hear this from you.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: You got yourself into this Michael, so you get yourself out.Michael ScottOpen quote: But we're bonding down there!Jan LevinsonOpen quote: That's too bad.Michael ScottOpen quote: I mean I just don't want to have to tell them something they're not going to want to hear.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: I don't want to...Michael ScottOpen quote: Ok. Come on Jan. After all we've been through...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Michael! Michael! Michael!Michael ScottOpen quote: We have a history...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: ...between us.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Don't say another word.Michael ScottOpen quote: I won'tJan LevinsonOpen quote: Get yourself down stairs.Michael ScottOpen quote: I'm just saying we have something... Ok. Whatever.
Scene 372 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: You know what... we could get this done a lot quicker if we formed a type of assembly line.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. Just like upstairs.
Scene 388 linesJan LevinsonOpen quote: Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly but a ... many women ask to go over it. So... Fumble means...Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Mistake.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Slip.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Right. Par for the course is a golf term. It means right on track. Below par means worse. Wait... that should mean better, that doesn't make sense.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: What about second base? Like if Michael said that he got to second base with you? Does that mean you like closed a deal?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Excuse me?Kelly KapoorOpen quote: I mean that's a baseball term, right?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: I don't know what Michael was talking about. I don't know.
Scene 3918 linesKelly KapoorOpen quote: (in the background) ...and you went to Chili's and he got to second base with you.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: (in the background) Kelly, I don't know what Michael's talking about.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: (in the background) He told everybody so I just want to know is that a baseball term...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Hey.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: How's it going down there?Jim HalpertOpen quote: It's a complete... well, actually it's exactly what you'd expect, so... How are the girls?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Good. We watched a video about our changing bodies.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Did you really?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No. (laughs)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Almost.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Good.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Um... but hey? Something kind of cool. There's this internship in graphic design that Jan was telling us about. She made it sound, like, really great.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Nice. Well, what's it all about?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Um...Jim HalpertOpen quote: I think you should do it. That's great!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's really cool.
Scene 401 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Cold front coming into the Warehouse. Uh oh! Better put on your ski boots! Woohoohoowoo. Waaaah! Happy New Year, Darryl! Hey,Darryl. You ever done this?
Scene 4110 linesAngela MartinOpen quote: Are you married?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: I'm divorced.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: That must have been hard.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: It was. Yes.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: You were probably feeling really depressed and sad and that's why you did that thing with Michael.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: I think you should all spend a little more time thinking about your careers and less time on personal stuff.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Mmmm, I think we're all okay with the balance we've struck.Angela MartinOpen quote: At least you don't have kids. You have no kids, right? Thank God.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Okay. Let's take five. I think we can all use five.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: How can someone so beautiful be so sad?
Scene 426 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hi.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Did you take care of the situation?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yuh, yuh, yes! I... I have essentially...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Excuse me.Michael ScottOpen quote: I have essentially. Yes. I've taken some...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Excuse me. I've been told there's been some interest in forming a Union and that Michael supported it. Obviously he's not a friend of yours because he didn't tell you the facts. So let me. If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch, I can guarantee you the branch will be shut down like that (snaps her fingers). They unionized in Pittsfield and we all know what happened in Pittsfield. It will cost each of you a fortune in legal fees and union dues and that will be nothing compared to the cost of losing your jobs. So I would think long and hard before sacrificing your savings and your futures just to send a message. If you have any further questions you can direct them to... to Michael.
Scene 431 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: Dreams are just that. They're dreams. They help get you through the day. Like the thing about the terrace. It's nice but... um... I don't know. It was just something I read in this book when I was twelve. The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom and she planted flowers on it and I just loved that. Just always kind of stuck with me.
Scene 4412 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: So you're not doing it.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: How did you know?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Why not?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Just like no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Come on.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Roy's right. There's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Roy said that.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What? You have something you want to say?Jim HalpertOpen quote: You got to take a chance on something sometime, Pam. I mean, do you want to be a receptionist here, always?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, excuse me! I'm fine with my choices!Jim HalpertOpen quote: You are?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah.
Scene 451 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: It's impractical. I'm not going to try to get a house like that. Um... they don't even make houses like that in Scranton. So, I'm never going to... .
Scene 463 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: I'm just going to put this over there.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: This is not a good idea right here.Michael ScottOpen quote: You did uh... okay.
Scene 471 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?
Scene 483 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Hey. Um... look guys, I'm sorry. Sometimes Jan can be such a bitch.All the MenOpen quote: Generalized mumbling agreement. Yeah.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey, watch it, watch it. We have a relationship.
Scene 492 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Thank you to our hosts.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Hey Michael. This ain't over.
Scene 511 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Is it good to be back. Yeah. I mean I love the guy stuff but to run an office you need men and women. You know why? Because you need to have that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting.
Scene 5213 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Oh! I don't know, Pam. I paid $400 for this phone because I liked the ring.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You did?Michael ScottOpen quote: And now, I realize that you can program or download any ring you want. So, I'm a little overwhelmed.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah.Michael ScottOpen quote: There's a lot of choices. You got to help me here.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: Which one of these is coolest? What do you think? (classical piano playing) (violin playing)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: How about that one?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, no. (blues piano playing)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, that one was good.Michael ScottOpen quote: Dude, are you kidding me? No. That one says, "I am so lame." Know which one I want? There's one that sounds like a jackhammer. Just really grabs your attention. It's like... (imitating jackhammer) You know what I'm talking about?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Do you mean vibrate?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.
Scene 5313 linesRoy AndersonOpen quote: Bushmaster's hard to beat for long distance. It's a great point.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah. I got a spudgun in my car.Roy AndersonOpen quote: Really?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah. Shoot a chuck of potato at your face, 80 PSI, bon appetit!Michael ScottOpen quote: What are you guys talking about?Dwight & RoyOpen quote: (at the same time) Guns.Michael ScottOpen quote: Cool.Roy AndersonOpen quote: How's that union stuff coming?Michael ScottOpen quote: Working on it.Roy AndersonOpen quote: Yeah.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yup.Roy AndersonOpen quote: Okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: All right.
Scene 542 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Guys! Check it out! Spudgun! Woohoo! Bon appetit! (Darryl's office window shatters) Sorry.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: That's my office.
Scene 551 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: There was this film that I saw when I was little. It was about a kid who goes on the most incredible adventure. And even though it was really great, and she had a great time, she ends up back home in Kansas and says, "There's no place like home." And that's how I feel right now. There is no place like home. What the hell was that movie called? (sighs) It's gonna drive me crazy.