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Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Boys and Girls

Vol. 2 · Issue 15Scranton, PA

When Jan bans Michael from her women’s seminar, he drags the guys down to the warehouse to act manly and accidentally causes a union crisis. You'll find every line from the episode here, including Pam’s talk with Jan about that graphic design internship. It’s all the best quotes from the day Michael decided he was collar-blind.

Scene 01

1 line
Jan Levinson

Scene 02

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 03

17 lines
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson

Scene 04

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 05

5 lines
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson

Scene 06

1 line
Jan Levinson

Scene 07

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 09

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 10

12 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott

Scene 11

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 12

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 13

3 lines
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson

Scene 14

10 lines
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone

Scene 15

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 16

9 lines
Jan Levinson
Meredith Palmer
Jan Levinson
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Jan Levinson
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance

Scene 17

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 18

12 lines
Roy Anderson
Jim Halpert
Roy Anderson
Jim Halpert
Roy Anderson
Jim Halpert
Roy Anderson
Jim Halpert
Roy Anderson
Jim Halpert
Roy Anderson
Kevin Malone

Scene 19

4 lines
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott

Scene 20

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 22

7 lines
Meredith Palmer
Jan Levinson
Meredith Palmer
Kelly Kapoor
Jan Levinson
Kelly Kapoor
Women

Scene 23

1 line
Jan Levinson

Scene 24

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 25

11 lines
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Lonny
Michael Scott

Scene 26

5 lines
Michael Scott
Madge
Michael Scott
Madge
Michael Scott

Scene 27

12 lines
Phyllis Vance
Meredith Palmer
Kelly Kapoor
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson

Scene 28

13 lines
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Lonny
Michael Scott

Scene 29

1 line
Jan Levinson

Scene 30

1 line
Phyllis Vance

Scene 31

1 line
Jan Levinson

Scene 32

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 33

41 lines
Roy Anderson
Guy
Darryl Philbin
Kevin Malone
Guy
Dwight Schrute
Lonny
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Darryl Philbin
Guy
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Men
Guy
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Group chant

Scene 34

5 lines
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson

Scene 35

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 36

17 lines
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott

Scene 37

2 lines
Ryan Howard
Stanley Hudson

Scene 38

8 lines
Jan Levinson
Phyllis Vance
Meredith Palmer
Jan Levinson
Kelly Kapoor
Jan Levinson
Kelly Kapoor
Jan Levinson

Scene 39

18 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Jan Levinson
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 40

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 41

10 lines
Angela Martin
Jan Levinson
Phyllis Vance
Jan Levinson
Kelly Kapoor
Jan Levinson
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Jan Levinson
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 42

6 lines
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson

Scene 43

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 44

12 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 45

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Pam Beesly

Scene 46

3 lines
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott

Scene 47

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 48

3 lines
Michael Scott
All the Men
Michael Scott

Scene 49

2 lines
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin

Scene 50

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 51

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 52

13 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 53

13 lines
Roy Anderson
Dwight Schrute
Roy Anderson
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight & Roy
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott

Scene 54

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin

Scene 55

1 line
Dwight Schrute