Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Valentine's Day

Vol. 2 · Issue 16Scranton, PA

Every line from the "Valentine's Day" episode is right here, including Michael’s "Faces of Scranton" video script and Dwight’s reaction to his bobblehead. You can read the full dialogue between Michael and Jan in New York or check out how awkward things get for Ryan and Kelly after their big night. It is the complete script for anyone who needs to see exactly what Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, sent to the office.

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Pam Beesly

Scene 02

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Pam Beesly
Delivery man

Scene 03

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Pam Beesly

Scene 04

3 lines
Meredith Palmer
Phyllis Vance
Meredith Palmer

Scene 05

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott

Scene 07

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Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 08

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Michael Scott

Scene 09

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Jim Halpert

Scene 10

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Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 11

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Michael Scott

Scene 12

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Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert

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Ryan Howard

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Michael Scott

Scene 15

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Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly

Scene 16

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Michael Scott

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Michael Scott

Scene 18

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Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 19

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Michael Scott

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Jim Halpert

Scene 21

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Kevin Malone
Delivery man
Pam Beesly
Delivery man
Kevin Malone
Delivery man
Kevin Malone

Scene 22

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Michael Scott
Craig
Josh
Michael Scott
Josh
Michael Scott
Craig
Michael Scott
Craig
Michael Scott
Josh
Michael Scott

Scene 23

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Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 24

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Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute

Scene 25

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Josh
Craig
Josh
Craig
Josh
Craig
Michael Scott
Craig
Michael Scott
Josh
Michael Scott
Josh
Michael Scott

Scene 26

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Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard
Kelly Kapoor
Ryan Howard

Scene 27

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Jan Levinson
David Wallace
Josh
Jan Levinson
David Wallace
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
David Wallace

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Jan Levinson

Scene 29

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Josh
David Wallace
Josh
David Wallace
Michael Scott
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott

Scene 31

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Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Scene 32

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David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott

Scene 33

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Delivery man
Pam Beesly
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez

Scene 34

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Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 35

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Dan
Jan Levinson
Craig
Jan Levinson
Craig
David Wallace
Craig
Jan Levinson
Craig
Jan Levinson
Craig

Scene 36

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Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott

Scene 37

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 38

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Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson

Scene 39

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David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
David Wallace

Scene 40

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Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly

Scene 41

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Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson

Scene 42

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Michael Scott