Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Drug Testing

Vol. 2 · Issue 20Scranton, PA

Dwight Schrute is on the case after finding a half-joint in the parking lot, and you can read every single line of his intense investigation here. Between Michael's Alicia Keys concert anxiety and Jim being stuck in a silent jinx, there's a lot to keep track of. This page has the full script and best quotes from the entire episode.

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Dwight Schrute

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

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Jim Halpert

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Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone

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Dwight Schrute

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 07

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Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 08

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Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Dwight Schrute
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

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Ryan Howard

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute

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Creed Bratton
Dwight Schrute

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

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Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Pam Beesly
Stanley Hudson
Pam & Jim
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

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Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
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Angela Martin

Scene 18

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Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 19

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Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Toby Flenderson

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Michael Scott

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 22

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Dwight Schrute
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 23

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Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 24

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Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

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Michael Scott

Scene 26

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Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Toby Flenderson
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

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Pam Beesly

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

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Dwight Schrute
Linda
Dwight Schrute
Linda
Dwight Schrute

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
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Michael Scott

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Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

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Linda
Ryan Howard
Linda
Ryan Howard

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Dwight Schrute

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Pam Beesly

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Kevin Malone
Linda
Kevin Malone

Scene 36

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
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Michael Scott
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Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 38

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Hank Tate
Michael Scott
Hank Tate
Dwight Schrute
Hank Tate
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Hank Tate
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Hank Tate
Dwight Schrute

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Jim Halpert