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Halloween

Vol. 2 · Issue 5Scranton, PA

Michael has to fire someone while wearing a second papier-mâché head. Every line from the episode is right here in this full script, from Dwight the Sith Lord to Pam the cat.

Scene 01

3 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 02

22 lines
Michael Scott
Sherri
Michael Scott
Sherri
Michael Scott
Sherri
Michael Scott
Sherri
Michael Scott
Sherri
Michael Scott
Sherri
Michael Scott
Sherri
Michael Scott
Sherri
Michael Scott
Sherri
Michael Scott
Sherri
Michael Scott
Sherri

Scene 03

21 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 04

8 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance

Scene 05

16 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott

Scene 06

7 lines
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott

Scene 07

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

6 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 09

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 10

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

7 lines
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone

Scene 12

6 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 13

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 14

19 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 15

7 lines
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin

Scene 16

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 17

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 18

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 19

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson

Scene 20

5 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 21

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 23

3 lines
Oscar Martinez
Ryan Howard
Oscar Martinez

Scene 24

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 25

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 26

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 27

16 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 28

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 29

28 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 30

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 31

3 lines
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott

Scene 32

25 lines
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott

Scene 33

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 34

6 lines
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton

Scene 35

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 36

12 lines
Devon
Michael Scott
Devon
Michael Scott
Devon
Michael Scott
Devon
Michael Scott
Devon
Michael Scott
Devon
Michael Scott

Scene 37

5 lines
Michael Scott
Devon
Michael Scott
Devon
Angela Martin

Scene 38

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 39

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 40

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 41

8 lines
Children
Michael Scott
Kid
Michael Scott
Kid
Michael Scott
Kid
Michael Scott