Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

The Dundies

Vol. 2 · Issue 1Scranton, PA

Welcome to the legendary night at Chili's where the "Whitest Sneakers" award changed lives. You'll find every line from the episode right here, from Michael’s cringe-worthy song parodies to Pam’s infamous acceptance speech. It's the complete script for anyone who wants to know exactly what was said before Pam got banned from the restaurant for life.

Scene 01

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 02

2 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 03

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 04

3 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 05

5 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 06

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 07

7 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 08

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 09

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 10

6 lines
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 11

4 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 12

11 lines
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly

Scene 13

23 lines
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott

Scene 14

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 15

10 lines
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute

Scene 16

7 lines
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott
Roy Anderson
Michael Scott

Scene 17

5 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 18

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 19

14 lines
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 20

4 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 23

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 24

3 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 25

7 lines
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson

Scene 26

9 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 27

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 28

3 lines
Darryl Philbin
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

2 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

Scene 30

2 lines
Ryan Howard
Jim Halpert

Scene 31

7 lines
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott

Scene 32

7 lines
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly
Roy Anderson
Pam Beesly

Scene 33

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 34

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 35

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Scene 36

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 37

3 lines
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Scene 38

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 39

2 lines
Michael Scott
Angela Martin

Scene 40

3 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 41

9 lines
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott

Scene 42

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 43

4 lines
Michael Scott
Guy at bar
Michael Scott
Other Guy at Bar

Scene 44

8 lines
Michael Scott
Guy At Bar
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Guy At Bar
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Scene 45

10 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Pam & Jim
Everyone
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 46

3 lines
Pam Beesly
Stanley Hudson
Stanley Hudson

Scene 47

3 lines
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Scene 48

6 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Pam Beesly
Pam Beesly
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 49

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 50

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert

Scene 51

9 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Employee
Dwight Schrute

Scene 52

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 53

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert

Scene 54

1 line
Chili's Employee

Scene 55

5 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 56

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 57

8 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert