Home / Season 2 / Conflict Resolution DUNDER MIFFLIN, INC. · Episode Transcript
Conflict Resolution Vol. 2 · Issue 21 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Michael decides he's better at HR than Toby, leading to the public reading of every private grievance in the office. You'll find the full script and every quote right here, including the breakdown of Jim's most famous pranks on Dwight. It’s the perfect place to see how the 'Win-Win-Win' strategy actually works out in the wild.
Toby Flenderson Open quote: It's just a little dispute over a poster in their workspace. Michael Scott Open quote: (in front of poster) Okay, since this is the disputed poster. Now, one at a time, I want you to express your feelings using "I" emotion language and no judging or "you" statements. Angela Martin Open quote: I got this poster for Christmas, and I feel I want to see it everyday. It makes me feel like the babies are the true artists, and God has a really cute sense of humor. Michael Scott Open quote: Yes. Thank you, Pam. How about Angela makes the poster into a t-shirt, which Oscar wears. That way, he can never see it and whenever she looks at Oscar, she can see it. Win/win/win. Michael Scott Open quote: Okay... you two, in the conference room with me. Nobody leaves until we work this out. Cage match! Michael Scott Open quote: Ugh... All right. Everybody, (looks around at the employees) come on. Group photo for the newsletter. Michael Scott Open quote: Come on, everybody. Michael Scott Open quote: We resolved a lot today, everybody. Think happy thoughts.