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Conflict Resolution Vol. 2 · Issue 21 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Every line from the episode where Michael tries to settle years of office drama is right here. You can read the full script and find all the best quotes, from the "Win-Win-Win" strategy to Dwight's hilarious list of grievances against Jim. It's the perfect way to look up the "Security Threat" ID badge joke or the poster debate between Oscar and Angela.
Toby Flenderson Open quote: It's just a little dispute over a poster in their workspace. Michael Scott Open quote: (in front of poster) Okay, since this is the disputed poster. Now, one at a time, I want you to express your feelings using "I" emotion language and no judging or "you" statements. Angela Martin Open quote: I got this poster for Christmas, and I feel I want to see it everyday. It makes me feel like the babies are the true artists, and God has a really cute sense of humor. Michael Scott Open quote: Yes. Thank you, Pam. How about Angela makes the poster into a t-shirt, which Oscar wears. That way, he can never see it and whenever she looks at Oscar, she can see it. Win/win/win. Michael Scott Open quote: Okay... you two, in the conference room with me. Nobody leaves until we work this out. Cage match! Michael Scott Open quote: Ugh... All right. Everybody, (looks around at the employees) come on. Group photo for the newsletter. Michael Scott Open quote: Come on, everybody. Michael Scott Open quote: We resolved a lot today, everybody. Think happy thoughts.