Scene 011 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, "Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening." Makes you feel good.
Scene 024 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's a nice tux.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom.
Scene 0315 linesRoy AndersonOpen quote: So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Come on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I can always kind of win at roulette.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, really? Mmm-hmm.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: How would you do that?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Mind control.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (laughs) You can't be serious. Are you serious?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I don't believe you. Continue.Jim HalpertOpen quote: It was just little thing, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. You know, just little things.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (scoffs) That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh... Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay, I'll try. (The coat rack wobbles) (Pam holds up an umbrella handle to the camera in another scene)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, my God.
Scene 0416 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: I try not to think of it as lagging behind. It's more of a David-and-Goliath thing.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: (on phone) Yeah, but... Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee.Michael ScottOpen quote: Top 80 percent!Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: You know that I'm very serious here.Michael ScottOpen quote: Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam!Jan LevinsonOpen quote: What?Michael ScottOpen quote: Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, not that I have you or have ever had you, but we're having our Casino Night tonight and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: I thought that you were their fearless leader.Michael ScottOpen quote: I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: (laughs) I think you can handle it.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, come on. Come on.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: I think so, Michael...Michael ScottOpen quote: You know, it'd be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Goodbye, Michael.
Scene 051 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we've remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day.
Scene 0612 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Again? We do that every year.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yes!Michael ScottOpen quote: So get your charities in to Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That doesn't exist anymore.Michael ScottOpen quote: Comedy is very much alive, as are homeless people.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, they stopped making that show.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, then, they need our money more than ever.Angela MartinOpen quote: You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization.
Scene 071 lineCreed BrattonOpen quote: There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them.
Scene 091 lineKelly KapoorOpen quote: Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. ...Maybe he did it.
Scene 101 lineAngela MartinOpen quote: We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity?
Scene 1116 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna...Toby FlendersonOpen quote: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?Michael ScottOpen quote: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Afghani.Michael ScottOpen quote: What?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Afghani.Michael ScottOpen quote: That's a dog.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, that's Afghan.Michael ScottOpen quote: That's a shawl.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wait, canine AIDS?Michael ScottOpen quote: No. Humans with AIDS.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Who has AIDS?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Guys, the Afghanistananies.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
Scene 121 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. "I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head." (laughs) And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.
Scene 139 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: What are you doing?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, nothing.Jim HalpertOpen quote: "Till Death Do Us Rock."Pam BeeslyOpen quote: They're wedding bands.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don't hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they're all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: There's a KISS cover band in here.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Let's do it.
Scene 141 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: I'm pretty happy these days. I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work.
Scene 151 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know... I have no future here.
Scene 1616 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: I have already put down the deposit. Do you understand how a deposit works?Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.Michael ScottOpen quote: It's Casino Night like Las Vegas. There are fire-eaters all over the place.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Except my warehouse.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, actually, it's my warehouse.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Actually, it's owned by Beakman Properties, and Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease.Michael ScottOpen quote: Why are you here?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection.Michael ScottOpen quote: Not. I said, not that.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen.Michael ScottOpen quote: That's ironic.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: What?Michael ScottOpen quote: That you are afraid.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?Michael ScottOpen quote: Dinkin' flicka.Darryl PhilbinOpen quote: (sighs) Dinkin' flicka.
Scene 171 lineDarryl PhilbinOpen quote: I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, "Fleece it out." "Going mach five." "Dinkin' flicka." You know, things us Negroes say.
Scene 181 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Give me some. (Michael and Darryl perform simultaneous hand gesture)
Scene 2011 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: (Jim ejects a videotape from the VCR and puts in a new one) Wow. I don't know how you're gonna decide. They are all extremely good.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I think I should hire them all. Do like Lollapalooza.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yes.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Have three stages, yeah.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Your mom would love that. She would. Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Let's take a look. Nice.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, wait. That's Kevin. On the drums.Jim HalpertOpen quote: What?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: On the drums! On the drums!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, my God, that's Kevin! Great song, Kev. Oh, my God, he's the drummer and the singer.
Scene 211 lineKevin MaloneOpen quote: We really don't do a lot of weddings. We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band.
Scene 227 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Wow. Oh!Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, my...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. That is amazing. Okay, we have to sign him. I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No! No!Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, Pam, you're gonna lose him to another wedding.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, come back! No, no, no!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Kev!
Scene 231 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding.
Scene 248 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: (phone rings) YesPam BeeslyOpen quote: (phone rings) Michael, Carol Stills for you.Michael ScottOpen quote: Who?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Carol Stills.Michael ScottOpen quote: Do I know a Carol Stills?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Your realtor.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it real good?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's still me.
Scene 251 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.
Scene 2646 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: Carol, you're on with Michael.CarolOpen quote: (on phone) Hello, Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: Hi, Carol. How you doing?CarolOpen quote: I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place.CarolOpen quote: Oh, great.Michael ScottOpen quote: Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay. At Christmas, the tree helped.CarolOpen quote: Oh, good, I'm glad. Can I drop it over later?Michael ScottOpen quote: Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night.CarolOpen quote: Oh, great.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah, it'll be good. You know what? Why don't you come by? Bring the papers, I'll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink.CarolOpen quote: To the casino thing?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah. It'll be fun. What do you...(phone rings) What do you...CarolOpen quote: What?Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, I'm sorry. Could you hold on? Yes?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Michael, Jan's on line two.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, put her through. (Deep voice) Jan Levinson, I presume?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's still me. Uh, Jan, here's Michael.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey, Jan. How you doing?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: You know, I... I thought about it and you are right.Michael ScottOpen quote: I am?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: I could use a little fun. So, I am going to drive up for your Casino Night.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, okay.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Incidentally, what is the charity?Michael ScottOpen quote: AIDS.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Okay, then. I will see you tonight.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, sounds great.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Bye-bye.Michael ScottOpen quote: Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just...CarolOpen quote: No problemo.Michael ScottOpen quote: Right.CarolOpen quote: To answer your question...Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah?CarolOpen quote: Yes.Michael ScottOpen quote: What?CarolOpen quote: I'd love to go.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.CarolOpen quote: I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn't be a problem.Michael ScottOpen quote: Problem. Good.CarolOpen quote: And I'll bring the papers, too.Michael ScottOpen quote: Good, All right. Sounds great.CarolOpen quote: I'll see you tonight.Michael ScottOpen quote: Bye.CarolOpen quote: Bye.Michael ScottOpen quote: Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.
Scene 2710 linesPam BeeslyOpen quote: (People playing casino games as the actual Casino Night begins) Oh, my God!Roy AndersonOpen quote: Yeah! That's great.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey, hey.CarolOpen quote: Hi.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey, Carol.CarolOpen quote: Hi.Michael ScottOpen quote: You look great.CarolOpen quote: Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. It looks so great in here.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, well... Kiss. (Michael kisses her on the cheek, pauses and then kisses her on the other cheek) That's how we do it in the paper biz. It's European and... Yes? Ah, Dwight (Kisses cheeks)Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Code name Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson.
Scene 281 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, "We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them."
Scene 293 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters.CarolOpen quote: Drink would be good.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay.
Scene 301 lineCreed BrattonOpen quote: Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.
Scene 318 linesBilly's GirlfriendOpen quote: I'm gonna get a drink. Do you need anything?BillyOpen quote: No, I'm fine. Thank's sweetheart.Billy's GirlfriendOpen quote: Okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: Billy, your nurse is hot.BillyOpen quote: That's my girlfriend.Michael ScottOpen quote: Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet.BillyOpen quote: She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili's. She was my waitress.Michael ScottOpen quote: Chili's is great.
Scene 325 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss.Stanley HudsonOpen quote: (Under his breath) Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?Michael ScottOpen quote: Shut it, shut it, shut it. Will Lady Fortune be your mistress? Only time will tell, my friends. Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled! Welcome all! Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal. Let's get it started! Black-Eyed Crows.DealerOpen quote: Okay, the game is No-Limit Texas Hold'em. Good luck, everybody. That's at least four red chips to you, sir.Michael ScottOpen quote: All-in. (Other players fold their hands)
Scene 331 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad, because I'm not very good at bluffing. Did you believe me?
Scene 349 linesToby FlendersonOpen quote: I'll call.Michael ScottOpen quote: What are... That's insane.Toby FlendersonOpen quote: I have good cards.Michael ScottOpen quote: Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So don't be stupid. Just take it back.DealerOpen quote: No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, all right, whatever.DealerOpen quote: Flip them.Michael ScottOpen quote: You really screwed that up. (Michael leaves)Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Wow.
Scene 351 lineToby FlendersonOpen quote: I don't really play cards, but I'm not gonna lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. Gonna chase that feeling.
Scene 361 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: I expect to do very well tonight. I have an acute ability to read people. Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs.
Scene 371 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: (coughs) I will raise. (Dwight sighs and folds his cards) Thanks.
Scene 3918 linesCarolOpen quote: Wow, bad luck.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah, whatever. Hey, you know what? If luck weren't involved, I would always be winning. (Sees Jan) Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: Jan.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Hi.Michael ScottOpen quote: Look, okay, I think we're all adults here, and it has always been my understanding that we have an open relationship.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: What are you... Just... Wait, what're you talking about?CarolOpen quote: What does that mean?Michael ScottOpen quote: After you said you weren't coming, I invited Carol to come and I don't think that I did anything wrong.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: No. No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Michael's boss.CarolOpen quote: Hi, hi.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Does anyone want a drink?CarolOpen quote: No, I'm good.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Okay. (Carol stares at Michael)Michael ScottOpen quote: Um...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Hey, hey.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey. What...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Jan's here.
Scene 4014 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Give me the dice.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Come on, Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Let's go.BillyOpen quote: It's all on you, baby. Let's go.Angela MartinOpen quote: Good evening, Dwight. What is this?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Evening, Angela. This is craps. I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yes.Angela MartinOpen quote: Then roll an eight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Thank you, Angela.Angela MartinOpen quote: Good luck, Dwight.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Yeah! Yeah! (Kisses Angela, she slaps him and walks away smiling)Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Dwight, let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Let's go.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Let it ride. Let it all ride.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Give me the dice!
Scene 4112 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah, right.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: "Yeah, right," what?Jim HalpertOpen quote: What was this? (Makes face)Pam BeeslyOpen quote: (Laughs) I have good cards.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Really?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Mhmm, And I'm gonna take you all-in.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Wow. I think you're bluffing.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah, I think she's full of it.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Straight.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh. Three nines.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Pam. Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Thank you very much. It was fun.
Scene 427 linesJan LevinsonOpen quote: Cosmopolitan, please.CarolOpen quote: Can I get a red wine? So, two hours? That's a long drive.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Well, it's part of the job, you know? Keep an eye on things. So... Why not? So, how long have you and Michael been...CarolOpen quote: Oh, well, actually, I guess this would be our first date. I guess.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Casino Night in the warehouse. Good sport.CarolOpen quote: Well, I'm having a nice time.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Oh, me too. Me too.
Scene 432 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.Jim HalpertOpen quote: So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?
Scene 4415 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: All right!DealerOpen quote: The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Come on, shooter!Michael ScottOpen quote: Four! (Holds dice in front of Carol) Blow. Blow for luck! Yeah! Also, you. Not playing favorites. (Holds dice in front of Jan) All right, here we go!CarolOpen quote: All right.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah!DealerOpen quote: Five.Michael ScottOpen quote: So close. So close.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Come on. (Turns to Jan) So where you staying? Radisson?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: What?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Super 8?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: No, I...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Motel 6? Best Western?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: I didn't... I don't know...Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Holiday Inn? The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael?
Scene 451 lineKevin MaloneOpen quote: I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah... I'm pretty good at poker.
Scene 4612 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: All-in.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Okay, let's do it.Bob VanceOpen quote: Good Luck, honey.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Three queens.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Nice, very nice.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I have an ace.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: No, that's a flush.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Oh, man!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Oh, I have a flush!BobOpen quote: Yes!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Look, I won! Look I have all the clovers! You wanna play again?
Scene 4810 linesRoy AndersonOpen quote: She took you down, huh?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: I do not want to talk about it.Roy AndersonOpen quote: Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah?Roy AndersonOpen quote: Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay?Roy AndersonOpen quote: Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Dude, you will not be sorry.Roy AndersonOpen quote: Sweet. All right.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: All right.
Scene 4913 linesJan LevinsonOpen quote: Smoke?Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, thanks. You having fun?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Fabulous time. I drove two and a half hours to get here.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah, we all really...Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressedJim HalpertOpen quote: Well, I think you look great.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Why did I hook up with Michael?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah, why did you?Jan LevinsonOpen quote: It was very late, Jim. Very... Very late and... Have you given any more thought to the transfer?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Oh, yeah.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Good. Have you told anyone?Jim HalpertOpen quote: No.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Well, you should.
Scene 502 linesBobOpen quote: Excuse me. Big moment. The evening's chip leader and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator courtesy of Vance Refrigeration, Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin!Creed BrattonOpen quote: Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator.
Scene 5127 linesRoy AndersonOpen quote: Sorry, babe. I am just beat.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: It's okay. I'll see you at home.Roy AndersonOpen quote: Okay. Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay.Roy AndersonOpen quote: If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay, will do.Roy AndersonOpen quote: See you.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Bye! Hey.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey, how's it going?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Good, especially after I took all your money in poker.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you about something?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: About when you want to give me more of your money?Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, I...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Did you wanna do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I was just... I'm in love with you.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I just needed you to know. Once.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Well, I um... I... I can't.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: You have no idea...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Don't do that.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: ...what your friendship means to me.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.
Scene 5215 linesJan LevinsonOpen quote: Hey. I'm leaving.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey, okay.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud.Michael ScottOpen quote: Thank you.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Thanks for coming.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Nice to meet you.CarolOpen quote: You, too.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: And you guys have a good time together.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Talk to you Monday.Jan LevinsonOpen quote: Yeah.CarolOpen quote: Goodbye.Michael ScottOpen quote: Good night. She's a good boss.CarolOpen quote: She seems really nice.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, she's great.
Scene 531 lineMichael ScottOpen quote: Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. And Jan was really happy for me. So actually the hero got two girls. He got the girl that he works with and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good.
Scene 541 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: (On phone) About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am. (Jim enters) I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim... (They kiss)