Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Casino Night

Vol. 2 · Issue 22Scranton, PA

Every line from the night the warehouse turned into a gambling hall for charity is right here. You can read the full script, from Michael's awkward double-date with Jan and Carol to Jim's big confession to Pam. It’s a complete collection of quotes from one of the most memorable season finales ever.

Scene 01

1 line
Michael Scott
Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, "Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening." Makes you feel good.

Scene 02

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?
Dwight Schrute
I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years.
Pam Beesly
It's a nice tux.
Dwight Schrute
I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom.

Scene 03

15 lines
Roy Anderson
So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame.
Pam Beesly
Come on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert.
Dwight Schrute
Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.
Jim Halpert
I can always kind of win at roulette.
Dwight Schrute
Oh, really? Mmm-hmm.
Jim Halpert
Yeah.
Dwight Schrute
How would you do that?
Jim Halpert
Mind control.
Dwight Schrute
(laughs) You can't be serious. Are you serious?
Jim Halpert
Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.
Dwight Schrute
I don't believe you. Continue.
Jim Halpert
It was just little thing, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. You know, just little things.
Dwight Schrute
(scoffs) That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh... Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead.
Jim Halpert
Okay, I'll try. (The coat rack wobbles) (Pam holds up an umbrella handle to the camera in another scene)
Dwight Schrute
Oh, my God.

Scene 04

16 lines
Michael Scott
I try not to think of it as lagging behind. It's more of a David-and-Goliath thing.
Jan Levinson
(on phone) Yeah, but... Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee.
Michael Scott
Top 80 percent!
Jan Levinson
Michael?
Michael Scott
Yeah?
Jan Levinson
You know that I'm very serious here.
Michael Scott
Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam!
Jan Levinson
What?
Michael Scott
Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, not that I have you or have ever had you, but we're having our Casino Night tonight and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here.
Jan Levinson
I thought that you were their fearless leader.
Michael Scott
I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez.
Jan Levinson
(laughs) I think you can handle it.
Michael Scott
Oh, come on. Come on.
Jan Levinson
I think so, Michael...
Michael Scott
You know, it'd be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break.
Jan Levinson
Goodbye, Michael.

Scene 05

1 line
Michael Scott
Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we've remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day.

Scene 06

12 lines
Michael Scott
Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.
Oscar Martinez
Again? We do that every year.
Michael Scott
Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts.
Oscar Martinez
It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.
Michael Scott
Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration.
Dwight Schrute
Yes!
Michael Scott
So get your charities in to Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief.
Jim Halpert
That doesn't exist anymore.
Michael Scott
Comedy is very much alive, as are homeless people.
Pam Beesly
No, they stopped making that show.
Michael Scott
Well, then, they need our money more than ever.
Angela Martin
You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization.

Scene 07

1 line
Creed Bratton
There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them.

Scene 08

1 line
Kevin Malone
Something with animals. Or people.

Scene 09

1 line
Kelly Kapoor
Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. ...Maybe he did it.

Scene 10

1 line
Angela Martin
We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity?

Scene 11

16 lines
Michael Scott
Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna...
Toby Flenderson
Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael Scott
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim Halpert
I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan.
Michael Scott
No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis Vance
Afghani.
Michael Scott
What?
Phyllis Vance
Afghani.
Michael Scott
That's a dog.
Pam Beesly
No, that's Afghan.
Michael Scott
That's a shawl.
Dwight Schrute
Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael Scott
No. Humans with AIDS.
Creed Bratton
Who has AIDS?
Jim Halpert
Guys, the Afghanistananies.
Michael Scott
Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.

Scene 12

1 line
Michael Scott
There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. "I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head." (laughs) And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.

Scene 13

9 lines
Jim Halpert
What are you doing?
Pam Beesly
Oh, nothing.
Jim Halpert
"Till Death Do Us Rock."
Pam Beesly
They're wedding bands.
Jim Halpert
Oh.
Pam Beesly
Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now.
Jim Halpert
Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don't hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they're all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams.
Pam Beesly
There's a KISS cover band in here.
Jim Halpert
Let's do it.

Scene 14

1 line
Pam Beesly
I'm pretty happy these days. I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work.

Scene 15

1 line
Jim Halpert
Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know... I have no future here.

Scene 16

16 lines
Michael Scott
I have already put down the deposit. Do you understand how a deposit works?
Darryl Philbin
Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.
Michael Scott
It's Casino Night like Las Vegas. There are fire-eaters all over the place.
Darryl Philbin
Except my warehouse.
Michael Scott
Well, actually, it's my warehouse.
Dwight Schrute
Actually, it's owned by Beakman Properties, and Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease.
Michael Scott
Why are you here?
Dwight Schrute
When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection.
Michael Scott
Not. I said, not that.
Darryl Philbin
We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen.
Michael Scott
That's ironic.
Darryl Philbin
What?
Michael Scott
That you are afraid.
Darryl Philbin
Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?
Michael Scott
Dinkin' flicka.
Darryl Philbin
(sighs) Dinkin' flicka.

Scene 17

1 line
Darryl Philbin
I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, "Fleece it out." "Going mach five." "Dinkin' flicka." You know, things us Negroes say.

Scene 18

1 line
Michael Scott
Give me some. (Michael and Darryl perform simultaneous hand gesture)

Scene 19

1 line
Darryl Philbin
Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too.

Scene 20

11 lines
Jim Halpert
(Jim ejects a videotape from the VCR and puts in a new one) Wow. I don't know how you're gonna decide. They are all extremely good.
Pam Beesly
I think I should hire them all. Do like Lollapalooza.
Jim Halpert
Yes.
Pam Beesly
Have three stages, yeah.
Jim Halpert
Your mom would love that. She would. Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity.
Pam Beesly
Oh.
Jim Halpert
Let's take a look. Nice.
Pam Beesly
Oh, wait. That's Kevin. On the drums.
Jim Halpert
What?
Pam Beesly
On the drums! On the drums!
Jim Halpert
Oh, my God, that's Kevin! Great song, Kev. Oh, my God, he's the drummer and the singer.

Scene 21

1 line
Kevin Malone
We really don't do a lot of weddings. We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band.

Scene 22

7 lines
Jim Halpert
Wow. Oh!
Pam Beesly
Oh, my...
Jim Halpert
Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. That is amazing. Okay, we have to sign him. I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna...
Pam Beesly
No! No!
Jim Halpert
No, Pam, you're gonna lose him to another wedding.
Pam Beesly
No, come back! No, no, no!
Jim Halpert
Kev!

Scene 23

1 line
Pam Beesly
Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding.

Scene 24

8 lines
Michael Scott
(phone rings) Yes
Pam Beesly
(phone rings) Michael, Carol Stills for you.
Michael Scott
Who?
Pam Beesly
Carol Stills.
Michael Scott
Do I know a Carol Stills?
Pam Beesly
Your realtor.
Michael Scott
Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it real good?
Pam Beesly
It's still me.

Scene 25

1 line
Pam Beesly
Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.

Scene 26

46 lines
Pam Beesly
Carol, you're on with Michael.
Carol
(on phone) Hello, Michael?
Michael Scott
Hi, Carol. How you doing?
Carol
I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance.
Michael Scott
Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place.
Carol
Oh, great.
Michael Scott
Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay. At Christmas, the tree helped.
Carol
Oh, good, I'm glad. Can I drop it over later?
Michael Scott
Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night.
Carol
Oh, great.
Michael Scott
Yeah, it'll be good. You know what? Why don't you come by? Bring the papers, I'll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink.
Carol
To the casino thing?
Michael Scott
Yeah. It'll be fun. What do you...(phone rings) What do you...
Carol
What?
Michael Scott
Oh, I'm sorry. Could you hold on? Yes?
Pam Beesly
Michael, Jan's on line two.
Michael Scott
Okay, put her through. (Deep voice) Jan Levinson, I presume?
Pam Beesly
It's still me. Uh, Jan, here's Michael.
Jan Levinson
Michael?
Michael Scott
Hey, Jan. How you doing?
Jan Levinson
You know, I... I thought about it and you are right.
Michael Scott
I am?
Jan Levinson
I could use a little fun. So, I am going to drive up for your Casino Night.
Michael Scott
Oh, okay.
Jan Levinson
Incidentally, what is the charity?
Michael Scott
AIDS.
Jan Levinson
Okay, then. I will see you tonight.
Michael Scott
Okay, sounds great.
Jan Levinson
Bye-bye.
Michael Scott
Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just...
Carol
No problemo.
Michael Scott
Right.
Carol
To answer your question...
Michael Scott
Yeah?
Carol
Yes.
Michael Scott
What?
Carol
I'd love to go.
Michael Scott
Okay.
Carol
I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn't be a problem.
Michael Scott
Problem. Good.
Carol
And I'll bring the papers, too.
Michael Scott
Good, All right. Sounds great.
Carol
I'll see you tonight.
Michael Scott
Bye.
Carol
Bye.
Michael Scott
Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.

Scene 27

10 lines
Pam Beesly
(People playing casino games as the actual Casino Night begins) Oh, my God!
Roy Anderson
Yeah! That's great.
Michael Scott
Hey, hey.
Carol
Hi.
Michael Scott
Hey, Carol.
Carol
Hi.
Michael Scott
You look great.
Carol
Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. It looks so great in here.
Michael Scott
Oh, well... Kiss. (Michael kisses her on the cheek, pauses and then kisses her on the other cheek) That's how we do it in the paper biz. It's European and... Yes? Ah, Dwight (Kisses cheeks)
Dwight Schrute
Code name Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson.

Scene 28

1 line
Dwight Schrute
I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, "We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them."

Scene 29

3 lines
Michael Scott
Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters.
Carol
Drink would be good.
Michael Scott
Okay.

Scene 30

1 line
Creed Bratton
Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.

Scene 31

8 lines
Billy's Girlfriend
I'm gonna get a drink. Do you need anything?
Billy
No, I'm fine. Thank's sweetheart.
Billy's Girlfriend
Okay.
Michael Scott
Billy, your nurse is hot.
Billy
That's my girlfriend.
Michael Scott
Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet.
Billy
She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili's. She was my waitress.
Michael Scott
Chili's is great.

Scene 32

5 lines
Michael Scott
Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss.
Stanley Hudson
(Under his breath) Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?
Michael Scott
Shut it, shut it, shut it. Will Lady Fortune be your mistress? Only time will tell, my friends. Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled! Welcome all! Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal. Let's get it started! Black-Eyed Crows.
Dealer
Okay, the game is No-Limit Texas Hold'em. Good luck, everybody. That's at least four red chips to you, sir.
Michael Scott
All-in. (Other players fold their hands)

Scene 33

1 line
Michael Scott
Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad, because I'm not very good at bluffing. Did you believe me?

Scene 34

9 lines
Toby Flenderson
I'll call.
Michael Scott
What are... That's insane.
Toby Flenderson
I have good cards.
Michael Scott
Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So don't be stupid. Just take it back.
Dealer
No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in.
Michael Scott
Okay, all right, whatever.
Dealer
Flip them.
Michael Scott
You really screwed that up. (Michael leaves)
Meredith Palmer
Wow.

Scene 35

1 line
Toby Flenderson
I don't really play cards, but I'm not gonna lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. Gonna chase that feeling.

Scene 36

1 line
Dwight Schrute
I expect to do very well tonight. I have an acute ability to read people. Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs.

Scene 37

1 line
Jim Halpert
(coughs) I will raise. (Dwight sighs and folds his cards) Thanks.

Scene 38

1 line
Jim Halpert
It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds.

Scene 39

18 lines
Carol
Wow, bad luck.
Michael Scott
Yeah, whatever. Hey, you know what? If luck weren't involved, I would always be winning. (Sees Jan) Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Jan Levinson
Michael?
Michael Scott
Jan.
Jan Levinson
Hi.
Michael Scott
Look, okay, I think we're all adults here, and it has always been my understanding that we have an open relationship.
Jan Levinson
What are you... Just... Wait, what're you talking about?
Carol
What does that mean?
Michael Scott
After you said you weren't coming, I invited Carol to come and I don't think that I did anything wrong.
Jan Levinson
No. No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Michael's boss.
Carol
Hi, hi.
Jan Levinson
Does anyone want a drink?
Carol
No, I'm good.
Jan Levinson
Okay. (Carol stares at Michael)
Michael Scott
Um...
Dwight Schrute
Hey, hey.
Michael Scott
Hey. What...
Dwight Schrute
Jan's here.

Scene 40

14 lines
Dwight Schrute
Give me the dice.
Kevin Malone
Come on, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute
Let's go.
Billy
It's all on you, baby. Let's go.
Angela Martin
Good evening, Dwight. What is this?
Dwight Schrute
Evening, Angela. This is craps. I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins.
Kevin Malone
Yes.
Angela Martin
Then roll an eight.
Dwight Schrute
Thank you, Angela.
Angela Martin
Good luck, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute
Yeah! Yeah! (Kisses Angela, she slaps him and walks away smiling)
Kevin Malone
Dwight, let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Let's go.
Oscar Martinez
Let it ride. Let it all ride.
Dwight Schrute
Give me the dice!

Scene 41

12 lines
Jim Halpert
Yeah, right.
Pam Beesly
"Yeah, right," what?
Jim Halpert
What was this? (Makes face)
Pam Beesly
(Laughs) I have good cards.
Jim Halpert
Really?
Pam Beesly
Mhmm, And I'm gonna take you all-in.
Jim Halpert
Wow. I think you're bluffing.
Kevin Malone
Yeah, I think she's full of it.
Pam Beesly
Straight.
Jim Halpert
Oh. Three nines.
Kevin Malone
Pam. Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen.
Jim Halpert
Thank you very much. It was fun.

Scene 42

7 lines
Jan Levinson
Cosmopolitan, please.
Carol
Can I get a red wine? So, two hours? That's a long drive.
Jan Levinson
Well, it's part of the job, you know? Keep an eye on things. So... Why not? So, how long have you and Michael been...
Carol
Oh, well, actually, I guess this would be our first date. I guess.
Jan Levinson
Casino Night in the warehouse. Good sport.
Carol
Well, I'm having a nice time.
Jan Levinson
Oh, me too. Me too.

Scene 43

2 lines
Ryan Howard
One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can.
Jim Halpert
So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?

Scene 44

15 lines
Michael Scott
All right!
Dealer
The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!
Dwight Schrute
Come on, shooter!
Michael Scott
Four! (Holds dice in front of Carol) Blow. Blow for luck! Yeah! Also, you. Not playing favorites. (Holds dice in front of Jan) All right, here we go!
Carol
All right.
Michael Scott
Yeah!
Dealer
Five.
Michael Scott
So close. So close.
Dwight Schrute
Come on. (Turns to Jan) So where you staying? Radisson?
Jan Levinson
What?
Dwight Schrute
Super 8?
Jan Levinson
No, I...
Dwight Schrute
Motel 6? Best Western?
Jan Levinson
I didn't... I don't know...
Dwight Schrute
Holiday Inn? The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael?

Scene 45

1 line
Kevin Malone
I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah... I'm pretty good at poker.

Scene 46

12 lines
Kevin Malone
All-in.
Phyllis Vance
Okay, let's do it.
Bob Vance
Good Luck, honey.
Phyllis Vance
Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play.
Kevin Malone
Three queens.
Dwight Schrute
Nice, very nice.
Phyllis Vance
I have an ace.
Oscar Martinez
No, that's a flush.
Dwight Schrute
Oh, man!
Phyllis Vance
Oh, I have a flush!
Bob
Yes!
Phyllis Vance
Look, I won! Look I have all the clovers! You wanna play again?

Scene 47

1 line
Kevin Malone
I suck.

Scene 48

10 lines
Roy Anderson
She took you down, huh?
Kevin Malone
I do not want to talk about it.
Roy Anderson
Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock.
Kevin Malone
Yeah?
Roy Anderson
Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding?
Kevin Malone
Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay?
Roy Anderson
Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.
Kevin Malone
Dude, you will not be sorry.
Roy Anderson
Sweet. All right.
Kevin Malone
All right.

Scene 49

13 lines
Jan Levinson
Smoke?
Jim Halpert
No, thanks. You having fun?
Jan Levinson
Fabulous time. I drove two and a half hours to get here.
Jim Halpert
Yeah, we all really...
Jan Levinson
Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressed
Jim Halpert
Well, I think you look great.
Jan Levinson
Why did I hook up with Michael?
Jim Halpert
Yeah, why did you?
Jan Levinson
It was very late, Jim. Very... Very late and... Have you given any more thought to the transfer?
Jim Halpert
Oh, yeah.
Jan Levinson
Good. Have you told anyone?
Jim Halpert
No.
Jan Levinson
Well, you should.

Scene 50

2 lines
Bob
Excuse me. Big moment. The evening's chip leader and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator courtesy of Vance Refrigeration, Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin!
Creed Bratton
Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator.

Scene 51

27 lines
Roy Anderson
Sorry, babe. I am just beat.
Pam Beesly
It's okay. I'll see you at home.
Roy Anderson
Okay. Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right?
Pam Beesly
Okay.
Roy Anderson
If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right?
Jim Halpert
Okay, will do.
Roy Anderson
See you.
Pam Beesly
Bye! Hey.
Jim Halpert
Hey, how's it going?
Pam Beesly
Good, especially after I took all your money in poker.
Jim Halpert
Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you about something?
Pam Beesly
About when you want to give me more of your money?
Jim Halpert
No, I...
Pam Beesly
Did you wanna do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.
Jim Halpert
I was just... I'm in love with you.
Pam Beesly
What?
Jim Halpert
I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just...
Pam Beesly
What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
Jim Halpert
I just needed you to know. Once.
Pam Beesly
Well, I um... I... I can't.
Jim Halpert
Yeah.
Pam Beesly
You have no idea...
Jim Halpert
Don't do that.
Pam Beesly
...what your friendship means to me.
Jim Halpert
Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that.
Pam Beesly
I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.
Jim Halpert
Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.

Scene 52

15 lines
Jan Levinson
Hey. I'm leaving.
Michael Scott
Hey, okay.
Jan Levinson
So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud.
Michael Scott
Thank you.
Jan Levinson
And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks.
Michael Scott
Okay. Thanks for coming.
Jan Levinson
Nice to meet you.
Carol
You, too.
Jan Levinson
And you guys have a good time together.
Michael Scott
Okay. Talk to you Monday.
Jan Levinson
Yeah.
Carol
Goodbye.
Michael Scott
Good night. She's a good boss.
Carol
She seems really nice.
Michael Scott
Oh, she's great.

Scene 53

1 line
Michael Scott
Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. And Jan was really happy for me. So actually the hero got two girls. He got the girl that he works with and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good.

Scene 54

1 line
Pam Beesly
(On phone) About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am. (Jim enters) I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim... (They kiss)