The Merger

Scranton and Stamford are finally becoming one big, awkward family, and Jim Halpert is officially back at his old desk. Every single line from the episode is laid out here, so you won't miss a second of Michael’s cringey "Integration Celebration" or the legendary "Lazy Scranton" video. Whether you're looking for Andy’s suck-up comments or Dwight’s defensive posturing, the full script has you covered.