Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Roy's Wedding

Vol. 9 · Issue 2Scranton, PA

Roy has turned his life around, and Jim and Pam can't believe their eyes at his early morning wedding. Every line from the episode is right here for you to read, including the awkward chore wheel and Nellie's intense standoff with Dwight. Check out the full script and see how Jim's secret business plans start to simmer.

Scene 01

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Pam Beesly
(surveying an untidy office) The building’s custodian is on vacation for the month and Dwight is too cheap to hire a replacement. So, instead, we’re living in filth. But, not for long. Because I have created the chore wheel.

Scene 02

9 lines
Kevin Malone
(viewing the chore wheel for the first time) Oh, yeah! Can I spin first?
Pam Beesly
Well, it doesn’t spin. We’ll just move the wheel one notch each morning and… you see what chore you get that day.
Kevin Malone
A wheel is supposed to spin.
Erin Hannon
Yeah, you know, like (motions arm in circles) guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh… guh.
Pam Beesly
No, I’m familiar with spinning. It’s just that wouldn’t work with a chore wheel because people might get the same chore-
Andy Bernard
(interrupting) Bugh, boring. All she talks about is chores.
Creed Bratton
A wheel wants to spin, Pam.
Jim Halpert
(reluctantly) Spinning would be more fun.
Pam Beesly
(frustrated) ‘Kay.

Scene 03

6 lines
Kevin Malone
(spinning a new ‘chore wheel’ while everyone claps) Okay, that’s what I’m talking about! Big money, big money! (wheel stops on ‘mug duty’, disappointed) Mug duty?
Pam Beesly
Yes, you clean all the mugs in the sink.
Kevin Malone
This sucks.
Erin Hannon
Yeah, seriously, it’s like everything on there is work.
Pam Beesly
I don’t think you guys understand why we’re doing this. It’s-
Kevin Malone
Yeah, I don’t think that you understand wheels.

Scene 04

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Pam Beesly
I’ve been through several rounds of development with the team and here’s where we stand with the chore wheel. (introducing a third ‘chore wheel’, excited) We’ve got prizes! Ten bucks, candy bar, manager for an hour but, there are also penalties. Like, no internet, Stanley gets your lunch. The one thing that is not on the chore wheel is chores. But they were right; it’s more fun this way.

Scene 05

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Pam Beesly
(everyone cheers as Meredith spins and lands on ‘tiny wheel’) The tiny wheel actually does have chores. It’s so cute no one seems to mind.

Scene 06

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Pam Beesly
(referencing the ‘tiny wheel’) Toilets! (everyone cheers as Meredith accepts her chore)

Scene 07

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Jim Halpert
(at the Halpert residence as Cece twirls in the front yard, exiting front door) Pam, we gotta go. Cece, go back inside. Grandma’s got breakfast, OK? (to camera) We are going to Roy’s wedding. Yep, Roy. I think the only weird thing about going to your wife’s ex-fiancé’s wedding on a weekday at eight AM is that it’s your wife’s ex-fiancé.
Pam Beesly
(exiting house) Thanks, mom!
Jim Halpert
(to Pam) A banana?
Pam Beesly
Yeah. I’m afraid he’s only gonna have hot dogs.
Jim Halpert
Oh, come on. Not even Roy will have hot dogs at his wedding.
Pam Beesly
Planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.
Jim Halpert
(to camera) Just… so weird.

Scene 08

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Erin Hannon
(as Pete and Clark enter office) Oh, Pete, you’ve got mail.
Pete Miller
Really? I got something?
Erin Hannon
Well, it’s addressed to Customer Service so, it’s your mail.
Clark Green
Well, you know, I’m also Customer Service.
Erin Hannon
Yeah, I’m alternating. (gestures both men)
Pete Miller
(sarcastically) Yay, another person yelling at me.
Erin Hannon
Well, it could be a nice letter. I write nice letters to companies all the time.
Pete Miller
That’s really nice.
Clark Green
(looking down at Erin’s desk) Wow, Newsweek, huh? This election… thing is crazy, right?
Pete Miller
(referring to the letter) It’s open.
Erin Hannon
Oh yeah, I accidentally read it. It’s not a nice letter.
Pete Miller
(whispering) OK.

Scene 09

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Nellie Bertram
(distributing paperwork to the office) Get excited. The special projects fairy has arrived.
Creed Bratton
I know you don’t really exist.

Scene 10

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Nellie Bertram
Today, I launch my big charity initiative ‘Operation Give Back’. Andy has shot down all of my special projects thus far but, this one is about charity. So, I’d like to see him piss on that one.

Scene 11

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Roy Anderson
(at Roy’s wedding) Darryl! Ha-ha! What’s happening?
Darryl Philbin
Congratulations, baby!
Roy Anderson
Ah, thank you!

Scene 12

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Jim Halpert
(Jim and Pam approaching the wedding venue) Is this his house?
Pam Beesly
Think so.
Server
(approaching Jim and Pam) Mimosa?
Pam Beesly
(taking glass) Thank you.
Server
Would you like me to take your peel?
Pam Beesly
(embarrassed) Yes, thank you. (finishes banana and hands server the peel)
Jim Halpert
OK.
Pam Beesly
(as Jim receives and declines a call) Who’s that?
Jim Halpert
Uh, my ex-fiancé.
Pam Beesly
(sarcastically) Ha-ha.

Scene 13

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Jim Halpert
I started a new business with my college friend. But, Pam doesn’t know. Um… actually I did tell Pam and we decided ‘no’. But, then I decided 'yes' anyway. So, I’m thinking there’s another conversation coming. And, it’s hard to know when that will be.

Scene 14

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Nellie Bertram
With Operation Give Back, you pick the charities Dunder-Mifflin supports.
Kevin Malone
(grinning) Oh boy! What's happening?
Nellie Bertram
There's four thousand dollars to give away. So, who has filled out their form? Stanley?
Stanley Hudson
American Diabetes Association.
Angela Martin
Um, you have diabetes, Stanley. (to Nellie) I'm sorry, is the assignment to pick a selfish charity?
Toby Flenderson
I w-, uh, I would love to give uh-
Kevin Malone
(excited) Heifer's International. Listen to this. They give a poor person like, a goat or something. It's a great prank.
Creed Bratton
I wanna work with, uh, Jimmy Carter and help build gnomes.
Nellie Bertram
Dwight, what about you?
Dwight Schrute
I will not be participating as there is no evidence that charity works.
Andy Bernard
Uh, correction, I give to a foundation that teaches homeless children nautical flag signaling. Changes lives.
Nellie Bertram
Thank you, Andy.
Andy Bernard
I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for the preservation of nautical flag signaling.
Nellie Bertram
Dwight, you will be participating.
Dwight Schrute
No thank you.
Nellie Bertram
Participation is mandatory; Dwight, but you can choose whatever cause you like.
Dwight Schrute
Fine, I chose the Global Relief Foundation.
Nellie Bertram
Great, thank you.
Dwight Schrute
Which was recently discovered to be a front for the Taliban.
Nellie Bertram
(everyone groans) Oh, for goodness' sake, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute
Yeah. The Taliban in Afa-ghanistan.

Scene 15

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Creed Bratton
The Taliban is the worst. Great heroine, though.

Scene 16

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Nellie Bertram
Dwight, I cannot have the Taliban on the roster of Operation Give Back.
Dwight Schrute
Well, it looks like there won't be any Operation Give Back. Ha, ha. The nanny state is over, ladies and gentlemen. You're welcome. (wads up Nellie's charity sheet and tosses it toward her)

Scene 17

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Jim Halpert
(approaches Roy back at the wedding) There he is. Is it almost time to cut the pancake, or what?
Roy Anderson
Aw, yeah, god, we appreciate everyone coming so early. It's, everyone's just been so nice.
Jim Halpert
Thanks for inviting us, by the way-
Roy Anderson
Are you kidding?
Jim Halpert
That was, that was a surprise.
Roy Anderson
Come on. If it wasn't for you, I never would've met Laura. I mean, seriously, kinda dodged a bullet on that one. (sees Jim's reaction) Just kidding.
Jim Halpert
You're welcome.
Roy Anderson
Thanks...aw.
Jim Halpert
By the way, man, this place is... beautiful.
Roy Anderson
Started a gravel company. I mean, who knew it'd take off?
Jim Halpert
Gravel company?
Roy Anderson
Yeah. What about you? What are you doing?
Jim Halpert
Not gravel, obviously. (both chuckle) No, things are good. Things are good. Got some stuff in the works. So-
Roy Anderson
Oh, cool.
Jim Halpert
Yeah, you never know.
Kenny
Hey bro, stop wasting time with this haircut. (referring to Jim) He's got a fifty-thousand dollar sports car. Cheers.
Jim Halpert
OK, Kenny.

Scene 18

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Clark Green
(talking on phone) Duncan, listen, I would love to help you out but where am I gonna find somebody that's pretty, smart and well-informed? Huh? Hold on, hold on. (covers phone's receiver) Erin, do you know anybody that might want... (has realization) Oh my gosh. You love the news, right?
Erin Hannon
Well, it depends. I mean, sometimes I find out things that are really sad.
Clark Green
Well, I got a buddy that's a big time local news producer and I can't tell you his name, but it'd blow your mind.
Pete Miller
Uh, is it Duncan?
Clark Green
He's looking for on-air talent and he'd kill me if I didn't get you on tape.
Erin Hannon
You mean, put me on the news?
Clark Green
You'll just come over, put on little lipstick, loosen up with a glass of red wine and then we'll just run through a few stories. You know, a couple different ways, with a couple different outfits. It'd be really tasteful and it'd really help me out with Duncan... with my friend. (Erin considers) What do you say? Huh?
Erin Hannon
Maybe, ok? Let me think about it.
Clark Green
(Pete looks on disappointed) Ok.
Erin Hannon
Whoo!
Clark Green
Think it over. (punches Pete)

Scene 19

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Pete Miller
No, Clark's not my friend. He is the douche that sits next to me at the office. My friends are Scott, Glenn, and Rob. But, you don't know them.

Scene 20

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Erin Hannon
I never really thought much about being more than a receptionist. But, why? Because I happened to answer help wanted ad to be a receptionist? I mean, what if the ad had been for a CEO? Or for a brain surgeon?

Scene 21

5 lines
Roy Anderson
So, ah, it was a year ago today that I met Laura. I thought she was my waitress and, uh, took her three weeks to tell me that she actually owned the place. You are full of surprises. You are my beautiful mystery girl. And, today, I have a surprise for you. (approaches piano)
Jim Halpert
He plays piano?
Pam Beesly
No. Roy? No.
Roy Anderson
You know how I said I was taking boxing lessons? Actually, I was doing this. Um, so, I hope that you like it. (sits in front of piano)
Darryl Philbin
(clapping) You got this, Roy. (Roy begins playing and singing She's Got a Way by Billy Joel, Pam and Jim looked shocked, Phyllis and Bob begin making out)

Scene 22

10 lines
Pam Beesly
(in the car) We still surprise each other.
Jim Halpert
Definitely.
Pam Beesly
You know, I never did it, but for your 30th birthday I really wanted to surprise you with-
Jim Halpert
Courtside seats. Sixers.
Pam Beesly
Yes. But, what I didn't tell you is that I actually bought the tickets. We only didn't go because it was-
Jim Halpert
It was an away game.
Pam Beesly
In Phoenix. They should really tell you that more specifically. I mean, every game is an away game for one of the teams. (long pause) Do we know everything about each other?
Jim Halpert
No.
Pam Beesly
Tell me one thing about you I don't know.
Jim Halpert
(laughs) Um, ok. (thinks but says nothing)

Scene 23

9 lines
Jim Halpert
(in the kitchen) Oh, here's one. Did I ever tell you about the time that my brothers videotaped the lottery announcement? And bought the winning numbers the next day? And then, played the tape for me the next week, and I-
Pam Beesly
And you thought you guys were millionaires.
Jim Halpert
You heard that one.
Pam Beesly
Yes. But there's, wait, oh, there's a funny ending to that story. I can't remember.
Jim Halpert
That I thought we were millionaires.
Pam Beesly
Thought you were millionaires, yeah. That's funny. Shoot, I knew that one.
Jim Halpert
That's all right.
Angela Martin
The senator and I still have mystery. I'm always waiting to see what he's gonna surprise me with next. (Oscar chokes on his coffee)
Jim Halpert
You all right? (Oscar nods)

Scene 24

4 lines
Nellie Bertram
You support the Taliban abroad. So I assume you're willing to live by their rules here.
Dwight Schrute
Anything else would be inconsistent.
Nellie Bertram
Will you join me then in a pledge to live by Taliban law in this office? (offers Dwight a contract)
Dwight Schrute
(takes contract) Absolutely, I will.

Scene 25

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Dwight Schrute
I feared Nellie had some sort of a plan but she used a ridiculous font. Huh. (in a fake English accent) You don't have a plan.

Scene 26

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Nellie Bertram
When you use a ridiculous font, no one thinks you have a plan.

Scene 27

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Nellie Bertram
(holds up pen as Dwight searches his desk) Looking for this?
Dwight Schrute
What the? (follows Nellie into the break room)
Nellie Bertram
Oh, this is a lovely pen. Ah. But, it's mine now because I stole it.
Dwight Schrute
(taking pen back) Gimme that.
Nellie Bertram
Didn't you sign a contract to live under Taliban law? And now, there's been theft. That means, you're not serious or... someone's getting their hand cut off.
Dwight Schrute
You're insane.
Nellie Bertram
I know. So, it's better that you pick another charity.
Dwight Schrute
Oh, and let your precious Operation Power Grab proceed unchecked? No thank you.
Nellie Bertram
In that case, you... (pulls out a cleaver) will have to chop off my hand.
Dwight Schrute
(considers then takes cleaver) This cleaver appears to need sharpening. I suggest you spend some quality time together just you and your hand. Tie a shoe, toss a salad. Do any of the two hand activities that you'll miss the most.
Nellie Bertram
I tell you what. I need to make three calls. And then after that, you can become a person who chops off people's hands.
Dwight Schrute
Sounds like a plan.

Scene 28

2 lines
Andy Bernard
(in his office) Clark wants to film you in different outfits inside his apartment?
Erin Hannon
Yeah.

Scene 29

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Andy Bernard
(entering annex) Clark, you and I need to have a little chat. What clothes does Erin need for this news audition?
Clark Green
Uh... couple of button-downs, a camisole, a blazer, a pencil skirt, stilettos, maybe, no, no, not maybe, definitely open-toed. Uh, something low-cut because the camera makes everything seem higher cut.
Andy Bernard
Really?
Clark Green
Yeah, industry secret. You're gonna want some of those panty hose with the seam up the back.
Pete Miller
Seems unnecessary for an audition.
Clark Green
And then, you know, maybe just a robe to wear in between takes but I probably got one she can borrow at my place, so-
Andy Bernard
Thank god someone here knows what their talking about. I want you to take this credit card, take Erin to the mall and get that stuff.
Clark Green
I absolutely will do that.
Andy Bernard
Awesome. (to Pete) Plop!
Clark Green
Pff. Guess I'll just head over to the mall then. Buy Erin some sexy, fun outfits.

Scene 30

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Pete Miller
That Clark, huh? Errr (punches palm) Ca!

Scene 31

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Oscar Martinez
(in kitchen with several people around) Next question for our oldie-weds-
Kevin Malone
What's the craziest place you've ever made whoopie?
Angela Martin
(to Kevin) Language.
Phyllis Vance
Who was Pam's first celebrity crush?
Oscar Martinez
Pam's first celebrity crush.
Toby Flenderson
(whispering) John Stamos.
Jim Halpert
Ready?
Pam Beesly
Uh-huh.
Jim Halpert
(as he and Pam flip their cards) John Stamos.
Angela Martin
Oh!
Pam Beesly
Yes. But John Stamos was temporary. I quickly moved on to-
Toby Flenderson
Johnny Depp.
Pam Beesly
Johnny Depp. (everyone looks confused toward Toby)
Toby Flenderson
(after awkward pause) Sh, uh, um, I was having this separate conversation with Kevin. Uh, Johnny Depp.
Kevin Malone
Totally. George Clooney.
Toby Flenderson
Uh-huh.
Angela Martin
OK, I have one. I have one. (Jim's phone rings and he motions he's taking the call elsewhere)
Kevin Malone
(while Angela tries asking a question) What is the craziest place you've ever made whoopie?
Angela Martin
(as Pam wonders about Jim) Kevin, stop it with that question.

Scene 32

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Jim Halpert
(in the stairwell on his phone) Right. And did you show them the market? Yeah. And what'd they say? That's awesome! That, oh my god! Wow!

Scene 33

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Jim Halpert
It's not even real yet. And I'm not gonna tell her 'til it's real.

Scene 34

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Pam Beesly
I think maybe there actually is something I don't know about Jim.

Scene 35

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Darryl Philbin
Everyone, we have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to discuss Erin's confidence.
Andy Bernard
Her body. We're gonna talk about her body. (to Darryl) Good. Great job.

Scene 36

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Darryl Philbin
Andy made me his consigliere. Which means Assistant Regional Manager. I guess he thought I'd be into The Godfather 'cause I'm black. Wrong! I'm into The Godfather 'cause I'm a cinephile. I like Scarface 'cause I'm black.

Scene 37

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Andy Bernard
(to a full conference room) Erin has an audition to be a newscaster. (general acknowledgement)
Andy Bernard
Uh-huh. And I want her to feel very comfortable in her very sexy skin. So, everybody say something that you like about her body. All right? Darryl.
Darryl Philbin
OK, um, I like Erin's hair. It's a very pretty color.
Andy Bernard
Yeah, right?
Jim Halpert
I'm sorry. This is for a news audition?
Andy Bernard
Yeah.
Oscar Martinez
Then why are we talking about her looks? Why not her credibility? Or her reliability?
Andy Bernard
News flash everyone. The human race finds attractive people more trustworthy.
Oscar Martinez
I'm so sorry, Andy, but for twenty years, the most trusted man in America - Walter Cronkite.
Meredith Palmer
Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I'd take that mustache ride.
Oscar Martinez
Does Erin have any experience? Has she taken any journalism classes, maybe? Or...
Angela Martin
Has she done the pageant circuit?
Erin Hannon
No, I watch the news.
Andy Bernard
She's gonna be amazing. Look at her. She's gonna light up the screen.
Erin Hannon
This is a first for me. And, I don't get a lot of chances, so I have to take them really seriously. I will do whatever it takes to get the job.
Clark Green
(whispering to Pete) Whatever it takes.
Pete Miller
(whispering) Yeah, I know, I heard. I heard.

Scene 38

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Dwight Schrute
(places Nellie's hand on a board and holds up cleaver) This is it. Any questions?
Nellie Bertram
Is it gonna be long?
Dwight Schrute
No. It's gonna be over before you know it.

Scene 39

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Erin Hannon
(pretending to read news) Afghan president Hamid Karzai declared a new policy of dollar days throughout the country. Promising low, low prices on all 2012 Kia Sentras and Sonatas. Aren't you glad you waited? Karzai commented.
Darryl Philbin
Um, where did you get that story?
Erin Hannon
A little bit here, a little bit there. I bet you didn't think I knew current events.
Andy Bernard
I love it. It's fantastic. Now, tag it with your name.
Erin Hannon
For Channel 11 news, I'm Erin Hannon.
Andy Bernard
Pause after 'news'.
Erin Hannon
For Channel 11 news... I'm Erin Hannon.
Andy Bernard
No, pause longer.
Darryl Philbin
That was a good one.
Andy Bernard
Pause, pause longer. OK? Builds suspense. Don't be shy.
Erin Hannon
Got it. For Channel 11 news... (very long pause)
Andy Bernard
Wha, it's-
Erin Hannon
I'm Erin Hannon.
Andy Bernard
OK. All right. Great. Some great stuff in there.

Scene 40

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Jim Halpert
(as Pam stares at him) I can feel you looking at me.
Pam Beesly
OK. Well, here's something you don't know. A couple of weeks ago-
Jim Halpert
Uh-huh.
Pam Beesly
I ran into this guy from my high school who has just gotten divorced and he hit on me. In the mall. And I didn't tell you because, I don't know, I felt embarrassed. And, I didn't know if you would be mad or worried. But, anyway, I thought you'd want to know.
Jim Halpert
(after a pause) That didn't happen. You would've told me right away.
Pam Beesly
Yeah, I would've. What about you? Come on, there's gotta be something. Between your birth and the last two days, something you just haven't had the chance to tell me.
Jim Halpert
Uh... (looks at Pam)
Pam Beesly
(looks knowingly back) Just tell me.
Jim Halpert
God, give it up, Beesley. You know me too well.

Scene 41

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Dwight Schrute
Heh! Ha! (making various sounds and movements while preparing to severe Nellie's hand) (Darryl enters, sees what's happening, and quietly exits)

Scene 42

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Pete Miller
Hey, um, I knew something bothered me and I finally figured it out. What news producers are gonna want to see is how Erin relates to the other people on the news team.
Erin Hannon
Oh.
Pete Miller
The weird thing is Erin is doing the audition alone.
Erin Hannon
Oh god.
Pete Miller
Now, I'd say Clark could be your co-host... he's already doing camera.
Erin Hannon
Tuh.
Pete Miller
Someone who's already got rapport with Erin, maybe. I don't know. (Andy smiles at camera)

Scene 43

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Dwight Schrute
Ha! (raises cleaver) This is for real this time.
Darryl Philbin
It's getting late. I thought you guys could use a little (sets up laptop) inspiration.
Nellie Bertram
(Darryl hits play) Oh, a movie. What is this?
Darryl Philbin
127 hours. It's about this guy who-
Dwight Schrute
No, no. No spoilers. Please.
Darryl Philbin
My bad.
Dwight Schrute
No.
Darryl Philbin
Goodnight.

Scene 44

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Clark Green
(answers his door to find Erin, Andy and Pete) Hey! Everybody.
Andy Bernard
Yeah.
Clark Green
Come in.
Andy Bernard
All right!
Clark Green
Come on in.
Andy Bernard
Nice.
Clark Green
(to Pete) What're you doing here?
Pete Miller
Sorry, man. Andy though Erin needed a co-anchor. I'm his makeup guy. My hands are tied.

Scene 45

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Erin Hannon
(news anchor audition) The victim was released from the hospital with second-degree burns.
Andy Bernard
(also as anchor) Wow. You know what they say Erin. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Erin Hannon
Well, he tried to but the fire door was blocked.
Andy Bernard
He sure did.
Clark Green
All right. We got that. That's a rap, everybody.
Erin Hannon
Aw!
Andy Bernard
Just, you sure Clark?
Clark Green
Yep, she's done.
Andy Bernard
No, I just, I don't mean Erin. I mean for me. I didn't feel good about that.
Clark Green
No, we got it. We got it.
Erin Hannon
Great! Let's get some food. I'm starving.
Andy Bernard
I don't think we did get it. I could do, uh, a couple more takes. We could do it in close-up. That might even be better for editing.
Clark Green
OK, I don't.
Andy Bernard
All right.
Erin Hannon
I'm hungry.
Andy Bernard
Uh, Pete, you wanna take Erin to get a burger or something?
Pete Miller
Yeah, whatever you say, boss.
Andy Bernard
OK. (to Erin) I'll call you later.
Erin Hannon
OK.
Andy Bernard
(to Clark) So this is a single.

Scene 46

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Erin Hannon
Hey, even if this doesn't work out for me, I'm just glad I had the guts to do it. And, maybe it'll work out for Andy.

Scene 47

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Dwight Schrute
(as he and Nellie watch the movie) Oh god.
Nellie Bertram
That is absolutely revolting!
Dwight Schrute
Yeah.
Nellie Bertram
He is so good, though.
Dwight Schrute
Yes.
Nellie Bertram
The way he just cuts off his arm.
Dwight Schrute
If you like James Franco, we really should watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Nellie Bertram
Well, he's a genius, you know? He was in graduate programs at Yale, Columbia and NYU all at the same time.
Dwight Schrute
Whoopty doo. That doesn't make you a genius.
Nellie Bertram
Well, it doesn't make you stupid.
Dwight Schrute
Yeah, it does, actually. It makes you real stupid.
Nellie Bertram
Stupid like you.
Dwight Schrute
No, like you.
Nellie Bertram
Like you.
Dwight Schrute
You're the stupid one.
Nellie Bertram
You're the stupid one.
Dwight Schrute
You're the stupid one.
Nellie Bertram
You're the stupid one.
Dwight Schrute
You, you, you, you...