Scene 01
39 linesDwight Schrute
....back orders and you never called them.
Oscar Martinez
Can you believe this?
Erin Hannon
There's a dog in the car.
Oscar Martinez
You can't leave a dog in a parked car. (points to “I'd rather be snowboarding” bumper sticker) Snowboarder, it figures.
Jim Halpert
Do Snowboarders hate animals?
Oscar Martinez
I bet this guy didn't leave his weed in the car. OK we have to do something because this is incredibly dangerous.
Andy Bernard
Oscar, it's not that hot out.
Darryl Philbin
A car parked in the sun is like a toaster oven.
Andy Bernard
Well, we don't know how long the driver's been gone and it's not in direct sunlight.
Kelly Kapoor
So what, Andy, you wanna just let him die, you scumbag?
Kevin Malone
Here, I'm gonna get in my car. When I start dying, I will honk the horn three times. That means save the dog.
Dwight Schrute
OK, you know what? I'm gonna give him something to drink. Come here, doggy. (Whistling and pouring water from bottle into sunroof of car) Come on.
Jim Halpert
Dwight! At least aim it.
Dwight Schrute
There you go! Here doggy! He's not even trying. Come here doggy, come on.
Andy Bernard
We're losing cloud cover.
Kelly Kapoor
Oh don't try to get in on it now, Michael Vick.
Darryl Philbin
Hey, hey, hey. Vick did his time.
Oscar Martinez
This guy's been gone long enough. He's lost his right to a window. (Oscar approaches the vehicle with a tire iron)
Jim Halpert
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Oscar Martinez
Come on buddy, get back.
Dwight Schrute
Whoa, Oscar! What are you- What? No, hey! (Oscar busts out back window, group cries out in protest, then cheers)
Jim Halpert
Alright! Nice job, Oscar!
Oscar Martinez
And one for good measure! (Busts out taillight, group applauds)
Jim Halpert
So...ah, who's gonna take the dog?
Oscar Martinez
Why would we take the dog?
Jim Halpert
What if he jumps out the window and runs away?
Oscar Martinez
Jim, he's not gonna star- (Dog lunges for open window and barks)
Meredith Palmer
Whoa!
Oscar Martinez
Shh! Shh! Stay there, stay.
Dwight Schrute
Nein. Sits. (snaps as dog calms) Goot.
Jim Halpert
Oscar, what do you wanna do, this is kinda your deal. You wanna dog?
Oscar Martinez
(Oscar pokes holes in cardboard now taped over window) There we go. That should do it.
Jim Halpert
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Dwight Schrute
Yeah, that'll work.
Kelly Kapoor
That'll work.
Jim Halpert
Nice job.
Dwight Schrute
Bye poochie!
Kelly Kapoor
Bye. (Andy barks)
Meredith Palmer
Bye! (Kevin's horn honks twice shortly, then one long honk. Shot shows him passed out on his steering wheel.)