Dinner Party

Grab a glass of wine (the kind that's great to cook with) and settle in for the most uncomfortable evening in Scranton history. Every line of dialogue from the night Michael and Jan finally hosted their coworkers is right here, including the plasma TV incident and all the "snip snap" vasectomy talk. All the quotes are listed so you can revisit the chaos of the osso buco that needed to braise for three hours.