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Dinner Party

Every line from the most uncomfortable night in Scranton is right here. You can follow the full script to see Michael's tiny plasma TV and Jan's candle-making workspace for yourself. It is the best way to see how the 'snip-snap' argument went down without having to wait three hours for the osso buco to braise.

Stanley Hudson
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Jim Halpert
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Jim Halpert
Jan Levinson
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Jim Halpert
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Jim Halpert
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson
Angela Martin
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Everyone
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Hunter's CD
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Jan Levinson
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Jan Levinson
Angela Martin
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Woman
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Woman
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Woman
Pam Beesly
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Woman
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Woman
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Officer 1
Michael Scott
Officer 2
Michael Scott
Officer 1
Michael Scott
Officer
Michael Scott
Officer 2
Jan Levinson
Officer 1
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jan Levinson
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Jan Levinson
Michael & Dwight

Season 4 Episode 9 Summary

The Office episode 9 season 4. Dinner Party is such a great episode (like every episode of The Office), remember you can click the camera button next to any quote to generate an image of the quote to share on social media.

Michael Scott tricks Jim and Pam into coming over for dinner. He fakes a work task from corporate to catch them in a lie. Jim realizes there is no way out and accepts the invite. Andy and Angela join them at Michael’s small condo.

The night starts with a very awkward tour of the home. Jan shows the guests her candle-making room called "Serenity by Jan." Michael proudly displays his tiny plasma television on the wall. He even shows them the small bench where he sleeps at night.

The group waits hours for the food to finish cooking. Jan plays a song by her former assistant named Hunter. The lyrics suggest that Jan and Hunter had a secret affair. Michael and Jan call each other "babe" while they trade insults.

The guests play a painful game of charades in the living room. Jim tries to leave by lying about a flooded apartment. Michael refuses to let him go and makes him stay. The tension between the hosts makes everyone feel very trapped.

Dwight arrives uninvited with his own food and wine glasses. He brings his former babysitter as his date for the night. Michael lets him in, which makes Jan very angry. The party becomes even more crowded and strange.

A huge fight breaks out over a neon beer sign. Michael shouts about his three vasectomies during a famous "snip-snap" rant. Jan gets so mad that she throws a Dundie at the television. The screen shatters just as the police arrive at the door.

The police tell Michael he should spend the night somewhere else. He leaves with Dwight while the other couples quickly flee. Jim and Pam eat burgers in the car to celebrate their escape. They listen to the CD Jim stole from the party.