Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Branch Wars

Vol. 4 · Issue 6Scranton, PA

When Karen tries to poach Stanley for the Utica branch, Michael and Dwight decide a "panty raid" is the only logical response. You'll find every line from their chaotic road trip here, including the fake mustaches and the attempted copier heist. It’s all the dialogue from the episode, including every snub from the Finer Things Club.

Scene 01

4 lines
Rolando
Karen Filippelli
Rolando
Karen Filippelli

Scene 02

1 line
Karen Filippelli

Scene 03

1 line
Karen Filippelli

Scene 04

1 line
Karen Filippelli

Scene 05

11 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 06

7 lines
Michael Scott
Everyone
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 07

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 08

7 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 09

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez

Scene 10

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 11

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 12

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 13

16 lines
Karen Filippelli
Michael Scott
Karen Filippelli
Michael Scott
Karen Filippelli
Michael Scott
Karen Filippelli
Michael Scott
Karen Filippelli
Michael Scott
Karen Filippelli
Michael Scott
Karen Filippelli
Michael Scott
Karen Filippelli
Michael Scott

Scene 14

10 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Ben
Michael Scott
Ben
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Ben
Michael Scott
Ben

Scene 15

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 16

8 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 17

16 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight & Michael
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Michael & Dwight

Scene 18

15 lines
Michael & Dwight
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 19

18 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 20

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 21

24 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

7 lines
Oscar Martinez
Toby Flenderson
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly

Scene 23

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 24

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Toby Flenderson
Andy Bernard

Scene 25

15 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 26

12 lines
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Pam Beesly
Phyllis Vance

Scene 27

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard

Scene 28

11 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 30

25 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert

Scene 31

6 lines
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 32

1 line
Karen Filippelli

Scene 33

17 lines
Karen Filippelli
Dwight Schrute
Karen Filippelli
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert
Karen Filippelli
Jim Halpert

Scene 34

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 35

5 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott

Scene 36

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 37

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

Scene 38

15 lines
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly