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Episodes 137 Michael Scott is the manager of a paper company who desperately wants his employees to be his best friends. He is known for his signature catchphrase and his constant pranks on Dwight. Whether he is burning his foot on a grill or making a movie like Threat Level Midnight, Michael always finds a way to make things awkward.
The best Michael quotes 20 lines S3·E9 Open quote: All right everybody, there has been a lot of name calling against our office today. Corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you, who claims that prison is better... than... here. And none of can say "Boo" because none of us have ever been to prison. Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. Somebody else who has been to prison, who can tell you what it is really like (puts on bandanna) . I'm prison Mike! You know why they call me prison Mike?! S7·E21 Open quote: Got almost everybody. So... Holly's my family now. (you see video of Michael getting into the cab, and driving off. As the cab leaves, Pam drives in) She's my family. The babies that I make with her, will be my children. The people that you work with, are just... when you get down to it... your very best friends. They say, on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office. But I will. Gotta be a lot better than a deathbed. (You see Michael getting out and entering the airport, and going through security) I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that? More characters 