Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Launch Party

Vol. 4 · Issue 3Scranton, PA

Every line from "Launch Party" is right here, from the "lunch" banner fail to Michael holding a pizza kid hostage over a coupon. You'll find the full script covering Dwight's war with the website and Andy's singing telegram to Angela. It is the only place to see the debate over which Alfredo's serves a hot circle of garbage.

Scene 01

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 02

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 03

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 04

12 lines
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Everyone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 05

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 06

14 lines
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert

Scene 07

6 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 08

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 09

17 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 10

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 11

2 lines
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson

Scene 12

2 lines
Ryan Howard
Voice of Thomas Dean

Scene 13

1 line
Ryan Howard

Scene 14

14 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 15

2 lines
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin

Scene 16

1 line
Phyllis Vance

Scene 17

10 lines
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin

Scene 18

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 19

14 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly

Scene 20

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
DunMiff/sys
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
DunMiff/sys
Dwight Schrute
DunMiff/sys

Scene 21

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

16 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Tech Guy
Michael Scott
Kelly Kapoor
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Kelly Kapoor
Pam Beesly

Scene 23

13 lines
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott
Jan Levinson
Michael Scott

Scene 24

9 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Meredith Palmer

Scene 25

11 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam & Jim
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 26

11 lines
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
DunMiff/sys
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 27

5 lines
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin

Scene 28

6 lines
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin

Scene 29

13 lines
Dwight Schrute
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Darryl Philbin
Kelly Kapoor
Darryl Philbin
Kelly Kapoor
Darryl Philbin

Scene 30

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 31

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

10 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
DunMiff/sys
Dwight Schrute

Scene 33

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 34

28 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 35

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 36

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 37

3 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 38

12 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 39

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 40

5 lines
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin

Scene 41

1 line
DunMiff/sys

Scene 42

9 lines
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 43

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 44

23 lines
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott

Scene 45

13 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 46

16 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Everyone
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Everyone
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Everyone
Michael Scott
Everyone
Michael Scott

Scene 47

1 line
Kevin Malone

Scene 48

4 lines
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Angela Martin

Scene 49

1 line
Phyllis Vance

Scene 50

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin

Scene 51

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 52

27 lines
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott

Scene 53

6 lines
Stanley Hudson
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Stanley Hudson
Oscar Martinez
Stanley Hudson

Scene 54

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 55

1 line
Pizza guy

Scene 56

19 lines
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Pizza guy
Dwight Schrute
Pizza guy
Dwight Schrute
Pizza guy
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Everyone
Michael Scott

Scene 57

17 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 58

4 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Pizza guy
Dwight Schrute

Scene 59

4 lines
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone

Scene 60

10 lines
Angela Martin
Meredith Palmer
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard

Scene 61

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 62

11 lines
Oscar Martinez
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert

Scene 63

8 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 64

5 lines
Manager
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Pizza guy

Scene 65

5 lines
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin

Scene 66

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 67

12 lines
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Pizza guy
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 68

18 lines
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 69

2 lines
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 70

8 lines
Andy Bernard
Andy Bernard
Voice #1 on phone
Voice #2 on phone
Andy Bernard
Voice #1 on phone
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin

Scene 71

14 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 72

28 lines
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Bartender
Michael Scott
Man
Michael Scott
Man
Michael Scott
Man
Michael Scott
Man
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

Scene 73

1 line
Ryan Howard