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Dunder Mifflin Infinity Vol. 4 · Issue 2 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Ryan returns to Scranton with a fancy new beard and a plan to replace human connection with a website. You'll find every line from the episode right here, from Michael's literal deep-dive into a lake to his frantic search for those missing chocolate turtles. It's the perfect place to see the exact moment Jim and Pam go public and Creed tries to pass for a thirty-year-old.
Ryan Howard Open quote: Michael and everybody, umm... Michael Scott Open quote: Yes, everybody, come on. Settle town. Let's get serious here. Um Ryan, has a very special, important presentation to do, which we will be doing in the conference room in (looks at Ryan) 10 minutes? Ryan Howard Open quote: Thank you everybody. Michael Scott Open quote: Ryan Howard everybody. (starts clapping) Good job. (everyone gets up to leave) Michael Scott Open quote: Good, so, we're on the same page? Michael Scott Open quote: Have a seat. Like everybody else. Michael Scott Open quote: That's great. Thank you for coming in. (starts ushering him out) Robert Dunder everybody. (clapping) Thank you. That was wonderful. Do you have a ride? Michael Scott Open quote: I am glad that you asked, listen up everybody. In the last year, we have lost seven clients to the big chains. These gift baskets are our ticket back into their lives. We are going to show up at these businesses unannounced, and we are going to win them back. Michael Scott Open quote: It is in the body shop. Had to have the dent taken out of the hood where I hit Meredith. Michael Scott Open quote: And the last guy says "No, hairy body". Dwight Schrute Open quote: Remain calm! I have trained for this! (unfastens seat belt) Okay, exit the window! (Dwight and Michael exit through the window) Here we go! Look out for leeches! (swims toward Michael) Are you okay?! Swim for it! I got you! (Dwight grabs onto Michael while Michael opens the back door for the camera man) Michael! Michael! Michael Scott Open quote: Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.