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Fun Run Vol. 4 · Issue 1 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Every line from the season 4 premiere is right here, starting with the moment Michael accidentally hits Meredith with his car. You'll find the full script and those legendary quotes about carbo-loading on fettuccine alfredo or Dwight's questionable "mercy killing" of Sprinkles. It's the ultimate place to catch the exact moment Jim and Pam finally go public.
Michael Scott Open quote: OK, you know what? Everybody, let's just get over the whole Meredith thing. She cracked her pelvis, a tiny little crack. She going to be fine, so let's just... Michael Scott Open quote: Like park on it. Or dig up a body... Toby? Anything you want to tell us? Angela Martin Open quote: When I got home, Sprinkles' body was in the freezer where Dwight said he left her, but all my bags of frozen french fries had been clawed to shreds. Pam Beesly Open quote: Ah, yeah. We haven't told anybody, but it's going really great. (looks at Jim) Right? Michael Scott Open quote: That's not gross, it is the human body. What is your problem? Pam you're an artist, right? Think of me as one of your models. OK, you know what, I don't want this to detract from what we really need to be thinking about today, it's not fair to people with rabies. And that's the point, right? OK, let's go have some fun. Michael Scott Open quote: OK everybody, listen up. Thank you for coming. Before we get started I wanted to say a few words about this deadly disease called rabies. And I'd like you to take a look into the face of rabies. (turns around a picture of Meredith in the hospital) That should scare you. It scares me. You people need to educate yourselves. Myth: 3 Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: 4 Americans every year die from rabies. How many of you know someone who has been afflicted or affected by rabies? Show of hands. One, two, three... too many to count. It is truly the silent killer. No, it is the foaming barking killer. And it is something... Darryl what are you doing. Michael Scott Open quote: (bent over) I am not going to finish. I can't beat rabies. Nobody can beat rabies, rabies has been around for a thousand years. I was a fool to think that I could beat it. (Creed,Stanley, and Oscar pass by in the cab and get out at the finish line) Michael Scott Open quote: Pam, if everybody felt that way, nothing would get done.