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Classy Christmas Vol. 7 · Issue 11 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Michael’s throwing a "Santa Bond" party to impress Holly, while Dwight is busy terrorizing Jim with a legion of snowmen. You’ll find every line from the script here, from Pam’s custom comic book to Angela bragging about her state senator. It's the ultimate resource for every quote and awkward moment.
Michael Scott Open quote: Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please. Here we go. Oscar Martinez Open quote: Here's a question nobody's asking: Is this worth it? Michael Scott Open quote: How's everybody doing today? Meredith Palmer Open quote: Was it the post office guy who rubbed his penis all over the mail? Michael Scott Open quote: That is a great question, Erin. How do you describe somebody who is at the same time an old friend, and was a lover, and was a complicated part of my past, and maybe, just maybe a part of my future? Michael Scott Open quote: Holly's coming back, everybody, and we have to have a party. Michael Scott Open quote: You know what, we'll postpone this party until then. This is too important. Cancel this one. Dwight get rid of the tree. Michael Scott Open quote: Well then everybody'll chip in, it'll be fine. Michael Scott Open quote: Pam, no, no. Holly's coming from New Hampshire. Somebody from New Hampshire looks at that and thinks it's a burning cross. No, no. I want you to go and get a real tree. Take some money. Thank you. Michael Scott Open quote: You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom. Holly Flax Open quote: Now he's the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever. Andy Bernard Open quote: Nobody hug me, I'm covered in tree sap, so... Phyllis Vance Open quote: Nobody cares about that. Look, you have to make him commit, or kick his butt to the curb. Kelly Kapoor Open quote: That is a great idea. Ultimatums are key. Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. Ryan Howard Open quote: There's no connection between the origin story and the quest. Pam Beesly Open quote: I mean, help, if it's something simple, like add page numbers or laminate it or... Michael Scott Open quote: All this arguing reminds me of a very funny story. You see this on my desk? (he holds up a toy taxi cab) Know who gave me this? My girlfriend Tara, who lives in New York City. Kevin Malone Open quote: Wait, wait, guys, listen. Toy Story is all about toys that come to life when people aren't looking. You don't think... it's not possible... that Woody did this to himself. Angela Martin Open quote: Hey everybody, this is my boyfriend, Senator Robert Lipton. Oscar Martinez Open quote: A real David and Goliath story. Michael Scott Open quote: Yup. I read this story about a woman who slipped on some black ice, and she hit her head and went into a coma forever. And then every day, her husband went and visited her in the hospital until she died. Pam Beesly Open quote: That's a sad story. 