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Classy Christmas Vol. 7 · Issue 11 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Holly Flax is back in Scranton, so Michael is throwing away the cheap cookies for a 'classy' holiday bash to win her heart. You'll find every line from the episode right here, from Pam’s custom comic book gift to the moment Jim realizes he's being hunted by a parking lot full of snowmen. Check out the full script to see if Holly takes AJ’s ultimatum seriously or if Santa Bond saves the day.
Michael Scott Open quote: Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please. Here we go. Oscar Martinez Open quote: Here's a question nobody's asking: Is this worth it? Michael Scott Open quote: How's everybody doing today? Meredith Palmer Open quote: Was it the post office guy who rubbed his penis all over the mail? Michael Scott Open quote: That is a great question, Erin. How do you describe somebody who is at the same time an old friend, and was a lover, and was a complicated part of my past, and maybe, just maybe a part of my future? Michael Scott Open quote: Holly's coming back, everybody, and we have to have a party. Michael Scott Open quote: You know what, we'll postpone this party until then. This is too important. Cancel this one. Dwight get rid of the tree. Michael Scott Open quote: Well then everybody'll chip in, it'll be fine. Michael Scott Open quote: Pam, no, no. Holly's coming from New Hampshire. Somebody from New Hampshire looks at that and thinks it's a burning cross. No, no. I want you to go and get a real tree. Take some money. Thank you. Michael Scott Open quote: You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom. Holly Flax Open quote: Now he's the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever. Andy Bernard Open quote: Nobody hug me, I'm covered in tree sap, so... Phyllis Vance Open quote: Nobody cares about that. Look, you have to make him commit, or kick his butt to the curb. Kelly Kapoor Open quote: That is a great idea. Ultimatums are key. Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. Ryan Howard Open quote: There's no connection between the origin story and the quest. Pam Beesly Open quote: I mean, help, if it's something simple, like add page numbers or laminate it or... Michael Scott Open quote: All this arguing reminds me of a very funny story. You see this on my desk? (he holds up a toy taxi cab) Know who gave me this? My girlfriend Tara, who lives in New York City. Kevin Malone Open quote: Wait, wait, guys, listen. Toy Story is all about toys that come to life when people aren't looking. You don't think... it's not possible... that Woody did this to himself. Angela Martin Open quote: Hey everybody, this is my boyfriend, Senator Robert Lipton. Oscar Martinez Open quote: A real David and Goliath story. Michael Scott Open quote: Yup. I read this story about a woman who slipped on some black ice, and she hit her head and went into a coma forever. And then every day, her husband went and visited her in the hospital until she died. Pam Beesly Open quote: That's a sad story. 