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Niagara Vol. 6 · Issue 4 The Office · NBC Scranton, PA
Head up to the Falls for the legendary Halpert-Beesly wedding. This page has the full script and every line from the episode, including the moment Jim accidentally lets the pregnancy secret slip during the rehearsal dinner. Whether you need Michael’s misguided advice on "sensations" or the details of Andy’s dance floor injury, you'll find it all right here.
Front Desk Clerk Open quote: Oh, I'm sorry. Somebody just checked in. Pam Beesly Open quote: Oh. Thank you... but nobody's perfect. Ryan Howard Open quote: (to a girl sitting next to him) I was the youngest VP in the company history. Tom Open quote: Pam, you've got the greatest smile and you're body is really fine. Michael Scott Open quote: That's not appropriate. Hello. Hi, everybody. I promised I wasn't gonna make a toast and I'm not going to. Just going to do a little free standing comedy and if at the end everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim, then so be it. Hey, what is the deal with the Smart Car? How smart is that? Those things are tiny. Can you even drive them in traffic? 'I'm so smart. E=mc... squared. I drive a Smart Car.' That's not smart in my book. The real smart car is Kitt from Knight Rider. Michael Scott Open quote: And... you... everybody can laugh. It doesn't have to just be the idiots. Everybody can laugh. Michael Scott Open quote: When you use something to block-- I think everybody knows what I am talking about. It's not necessarily different for the woman-- Michael Scott Open quote: (talking to an attractive woman) Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Up. I ball the entire time. I can not watch Pixar. Helene Open quote: everybody see Kristie's stupid blonde extensions? It's like they were made from a plastic broom. Michael Scott Open quote: I came here hoping to meet somebody. You know, as you do at weddings. End up going to sleep by the vending machine. It was loud, but it was warm. Michael Scott Open quote: And... and the love of my life is dating somebody else.