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Andy's Play

Vol. 7 · Issue 3Scranton, PA

Grab your theater program and try not to boo the plumber, because every line from the episode is right here. You can read the full script and all the best quotes from Andy’s big debut in Sweeney Todd. From Michael’s Law & Order obsession to Dwight and Angela's strange procreation contract, all the Scranton drama is ready for you.

Scene 01

8 lines
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Angela Martin

Scene 02

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 03

3 lines
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 04

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 05

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 06

9 lines
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 07

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 08

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

8 lines
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 10

2 lines
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 11

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

6 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 13

1 line
Angela Martin

Scene 14

11 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 15

7 lines
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Usher
Michael Scott

Scene 16

5 lines
Andy Bernard
Everyone
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 17

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 18

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 19

7 lines
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott

Scene 20

2 lines
Usher
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 21

5 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

1 line
Kelly Kapoor

Scene 23

14 lines
Shelby
Michael Scott
Shelby
Michael Scott
Shelby
Michael Scott
Shelby
Michael Scott
Shelby
Michael Scott
Shelby
Michael Scott
Shelby
Michael Scott

Scene 24

4 lines
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 25

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 26

1 line
Meredith Palmer

Scene 27

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 28

1 line
Creed Bratton

Scene 29

20 lines
Andy Bernard
Sweeney Todd
Andy Bernard
Sweeney Todd
Michael Scott
Sweeney Todd
Andy Bernard
Sweeney Todd
Andy Bernard
Sweeney Todd
Andy Bernard
Sweeney Todd
Andy Bernard
Sweeney Todd
Andy Bernard
Sweeney Todd
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 30

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 31

15 lines
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly

Scene 32

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 33

3 lines
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 34

21 lines
Michael Scott
Sweeney Todd
Darryl Philbin
Sweeney Todd
Darryl Philbin
Sweeney Todd
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Sweeney Todd
Michael Scott
Sweeney Todd
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Sweeney Todd
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin

Scene 35

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 36

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard

Scene 37

9 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute

Scene 38

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 39

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 40

8 lines
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

Scene 41

19 lines
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Everyone
Andy Bernard

Scene 42

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 43

3 lines
Michael Scott
Shelby
Michael Scott