Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Turf War

Vol. 8 · Issue 23Scranton, PA

When the Binghamton branch closes, it becomes a total free-for-all for their best clients between Scranton and Syracuse. You can follow along with every hilarious line from the episode as Jim and Dwight invent the legendary salesman Lloyd Gross to get ahead of the competition. All the dialogue is here, from Robert California’s intense "Lizard King" speech to Andy’s secret meeting with David Wallace.

Scene 01

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Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute

Scene 02

6 lines
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Jim Halpert

Scene 03

12 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Jim Halpert
Gabe Lewis
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Gabe Lewis
Jim Halpert
Everyone
Gabe Lewis

Scene 04

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Dwight Schrute
Gabe Lewis
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 05

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Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon

Scene 06

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Andy Bernard

Scene 07

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Stanley Hudson
Phyllis Vance
Robert California
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Robert California
Kevin Malone

Scene 08

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Robert California

Scene 09

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Nellie Bertram
Robert California
Nellie Bertram
Robert California
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Pam Beesly

Scene 10

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Harry
Erin Hannon
Dwight Schrute
Harry
Harry
Andy Bernard
Harry

Scene 11

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Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 12

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Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson
Creed Bratton

Scene 13

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Harry
Toby Flenderson

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Toby Flenderson

Scene 15

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Harry
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Toby Flenderson
Toby Flenderson
Dwight Schrute
Harry
Toby Flenderson
Harry
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Harry
Dwight Schrute

Scene 16

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Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Harry
Robert California
Harry
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Harry
Robert California
Dwight Schrute
Harry
Dwight Schrute
Harry
Dwight Schrute
Harry
Dwight Schrute
Harry
Dwight Schrute
Robert California

Scene 17

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Andy Bernard

Scene 18

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Robert California

Scene 19

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Harry
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

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Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert

Scene 21

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Andy Bernard
Receptionist
Andy Bernard
Receptionist
Andy Bernard
Receptionist
Mr. Ramish
Receptionist
Mr. Ramish

Scene 22

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Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Angela Martin

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Angela Martin

Scene 24

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Angela Martin
Gabe Lewis

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Gabe Lewis

Scene 26

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Gabe Lewis
Nellie Bertram
Gabe Lewis

Scene 27

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Andy Bernard
Mr. Ramish
Andy Bernard
Mr. Ramish
Andy Bernard
Mr. Ramish
Andy Bernard
Mr. Ramish
Andy Bernard

Scene 28

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Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Harry
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 29

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Dwight Schrute
Mr. Ramish
Dwight Schrute
Harry
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Ramish
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Ramish
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Ramish
Jim Halpert
Mr. Ramish

Scene 30

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Andy Bernard

Scene 31

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Harry
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Harry
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

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Pam Beesly
Robert California
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Phone
Robert California
Phone
Robert California
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Phone
Robert California
Phone
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Pam Beesly
Robert California
Pam Beesly

Scene 33

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Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Nellie Bertram

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Nellie Bertram

Scene 35

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Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Andy Bernard
David Wallace
Andy Bernard
David Wallace
Andy Bernard
David Wallace
Andy Bernard
David Wallace

Scene 36

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Harry
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Harry
Jim Halpert
Harry
Jim Halpert
Harry