Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Koi Pond

Vol. 6 · Issue 7Scranton, PA

It’s the one where Michael Scott takes an accidental dip in a fountain and Jim just... lets it happen. You'll find the full script and every line from "Koi Pond" right here, including Meredith's wild "Do Not Mock" entry and Dwight’s tiny nose. From the "Koi Story" jokes to Andy and Pam’s fake marriage, every single word is ready for you.

Scene 01

3 lines
Michael Scott
Kids
Michael Scott

Scene 02

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 03

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 04

15 lines
Darryl Philbin
Angela Martin
Kelly Kapoor
Darryl Philbin
Creed Bratton
Ryan Howard
Darryl Philbin
Meredith Palmer
Darryl Philbin
Dwight Schrute
Darryl Philbin
Jim Halpert
Darryl Philbin
Kids
Michael Scott

Scene 05

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 06

3 lines
Michael Scott
Darryl Philbin
Michael Scott

Scene 07

17 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Erin Hannon
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 08

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 09

8 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 10

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 11

16 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 12

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 13

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly

Scene 14

5 lines
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

Scene 15

13 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 16

5 lines
Secretary
Andy Bernard
Secretary
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

Scene 17

3 lines
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson

Scene 18

14 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott

Scene 19

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 20

12 lines
Pam Beesly
Customer
Andy Bernard
Customer
Andy Bernard
Customer
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Customer
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly

Scene 21

4 lines
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

Scene 22

19 lines
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Creed Bratton
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 23

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 24

23 lines
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Kevin Malone
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Michael Scott

Scene 25

1 line
Meredith Palmer

Scene 26

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 27

22 lines
Andy Bernard
Keena Gifford
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Keena Gifford
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Keena Gifford
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Keena Gifford
Andy Bernard
Keena Gifford
Andy Bernard

Scene 28

16 lines
Angela Martin
Phyllis Vance
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Erin Hannon
Michael Scott
Creed Bratton
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 29

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Keena Gifford
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

Scene 30

10 lines
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 31

5 lines
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

Scene 32

8 lines
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Kevin Malone

Scene 33

21 lines
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard

Scene 34

32 lines
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Jim Halpert
Phyllis Vance
Michael Scott
Phyllis Vance
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Meredith Palmer
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Angela Martin
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 35

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 36

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 37

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 38

7 lines
Meredith Palmer
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott

Scene 39

13 lines
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly
Erin Hannon
Pam Beesly