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Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

Stairmageddon

Vol. 9 · Issue 19Scranton, PA

Every line from The Office episode "Stairmageddon", season 9 episode 19.

Scene 01

2 lines
Stanley Hudson
Erin Hannon

Scene 02

1 line
Erin Hannon

Scene 03

3 lines
Erin Hannon
Stanley Hudson
Erin Hannon

Scene 04

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 05

2 lines
Stanley Hudson
Erin Hannon

Scene 06

1 line
Oscar Martinez

Scene 07

7 lines
Andy Bernard
Oscar Martinez
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 08

1 line
Stanley Hudson

Scene 09

3 lines
Oscar Martinez
Everyone
Nellie Bertram

Scene 10

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 11

6 lines
Nellie Bertram
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram
Andy Bernard
Nellie Bertram

Scene 12

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 13

10 lines
Erin Hannon
Nellie Bertram
Erin Hannon
Phyllis Vance
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Pete Miller

Scene 14

5 lines
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly

Scene 15

6 lines
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly
Nellie Bertram
Pam Beesly

Scene 16

17 lines
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Clark Green
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert

Scene 17

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 18

3 lines
Angela Martin
Robert California
Angela Martin

Scene 19

8 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 20

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 21

12 lines
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute

Scene 22

7 lines
Meredith Palmer
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute

Scene 23

3 lines
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute

Scene 24

2 lines
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green

Scene 25

14 lines
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute

Scene 26

13 lines
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute

Scene 27

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson

Scene 28

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 29

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 30

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 31

5 lines
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert
Toby Flenderson
Jim Halpert

Scene 32

10 lines
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Erin Hannon
Robert California
Crowd
Reporter #1
Reporter #2

Scene 33

22 lines
Robert California
Pete Miller
Phyllis Vance
Robert California
Meredith Palmer
Robert California
Andy Bernard
Robert California
Erin Hannon
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Robert California
Oscar Martinez
Creed Bratton
Crowd
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Creed Bratton
Angela Martin

Scene 34

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute

Scene 35

1 line
Andy Bernard

Scene 36

4 lines
Andy Bernard
Man
Andy Bernard
Man

Scene 37

1 line
Man

Scene 38

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Man
Andy Bernard
Man
Andy Bernard
Man

Scene 39

8 lines
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute

Scene 40

10 lines
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green

Scene 41

7 lines
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Clark Green
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute

Scene 42

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 43

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 44

6 lines
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson
Nellie Bertram
Toby Flenderson

Scene 45

18 lines
Dwight Schrute
Mrs. Davis
Dwight Schrute
Clark Green
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Mrs. Davis
Stanley Hudson
Mrs. Davis
Dwight Schrute
Mrs. Davis
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Everyone
Mrs. Davis
Stanley Hudson

Scene 46

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 47

16 lines
Dwight Schrute
Carla
Andy Bernard
Carla
Andy Bernard
Carla
Andy Bernard
Carla
Andy Bernard
Carla
Andy Bernard
Carla
Andy Bernard
Carla
Andy Bernard
Carla

Scene 48

5 lines
Andy Bernard
Todd Packer
Andy Bernard
Todd Packer
Andy Bernard

Scene 49

6 lines
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute