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Heavy Competition

Vol. 5 · Issue 22Scranton, PA

Michael and Dwight are officially at war, and things get messy fast. You'll find every single insult, sales tactic, and cheese puff toss in this full script from "Heavy Competition." It's the perfect place to see Jim prank Andy into giving unsolicited relationship advice while the paper war heats up.

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Michael Scott

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Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly

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Pam & Ryan
Ryan & Michael
Michael Scott
Pam & Ryan & Michael

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Pam Beesly

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Jim Halpert
Pam Beesly
Jim Halpert

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Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Pam Beesly

Scene 07

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Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Charles Minor
Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

Scene 09

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

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Andy Bernard

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Jim Halpert

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Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Michael & Pam & Ryan

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Pam Beesly

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Dwight Schrute
Charles Minor
Dwight Schrute
Charles Minor
Dwight Schrute
Charles Minor
Dwight Schrute
Charles Minor
Dwight Schrute
Charles Minor
Dwight Schrute
Charles Minor
Dwight Schrute

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

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Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Charles Minor
Michael Scott
Charles Minor
Michael Scott
Charles Minor
Michael Scott
Charles Minor
Michael Scott
Charles Minor
Michael Scott
Charles Minor
Dwight Schrute
Charles Minor
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 20

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

Scene 21

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Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Michael Scott

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Dwight Schrute
Secretary
Dwight Schrute

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Michael Scott
Automated phone voice

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Stanley Hudson
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute

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Michael Scott
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

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Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

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Pam Beesly
Ryan Howard
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Secretary
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Mr. Schofield
Michael Scott

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Michael Scott
Mr. Schofield
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute

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Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Kelly Kapoor
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard

Scene 37

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Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Phyllis Vance
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Vance

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Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert

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Andy Bernard

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Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Secretary
Dwight Schrute
Secretary
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Schofield
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Schofield
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Schofield
Michael Scott
Mr. Schofield
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Mr. Schofield

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Dwight Schrute

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Ryan & Michael & Pam
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